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 Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:58 pm
everyone comments! and its all horrible criticism that sends you into a horrible spiral of emo!
I wish santa delivered presents twice a year!
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:09 pm
Jackal McFluffybutt everyone comments! and its all horrible criticism that sends you into a horrible spiral of emo! I wish santa delivered presents twice a year! Sadly you got coal both times. sad I wish I had an evil sterio.
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:19 pm
it kills you
I wish the snow really does come tomorrow! BLIZZARD OF 2010!
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:32 am
Granted. The snow falls so incredibly thick that you are buried alive and nobody can reach you.
I wish I had an apartment.
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:08 pm
It's very drafty and you freeze to death in your new apartment in Canada.
I wish I could read faster.
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:55 am
you can, and you go forth to read about how cold canada isn't because you ran out of books
I wish I was ON FIRE!
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:17 am
Granted. Not only do you light on fire, which sets your clothes aflame as well, everything else in your wardrobe goes up in smoke. You are essentially house-ridden...unless you want to get arrested for indecent exposure.
I wish I had the Wind Waker (from LoZ).
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:24 pm
You get the Wind Waker, but since you're not Link, you can't use it, so it's just a stick
I wish Kenny had been @ school today to give me the music for the french horn I will soon be playing for band!
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:26 pm
he was at school today, it;s just today was the day he decided to be invisble and not talk to anybody.
I wish i had a puppy... a nice cute little puppy that didn;t chew anything other than food, didn't piddle on the carpet and went to the bathroom outside only. a puppy that loved me and would never run away and never be taken away by huge predators.
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:45 am
darn invisibility.
Your new completely obedient puppy gets taken away by ants.
I wish it would warm up already. I want spring!
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:15 pm
granted, the sun plows into the earth, and we all die of heat
I wish for an army of minions that did anythign I said without question!
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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:52 pm
Granted. A minion patrolling your place of residence tonight overhears you talking in your sleep; seems you're having a twisted masochistic nightmare involving poisoned brownies, a firing squad, and the USS Enterprise.
I wish my new webcam hadn't been so expensive.
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:05 pm
You got a cheap-as-free webcam that doesn't work with your OS
I wish it was February.
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:26 pm
Granted. Your significant other dumps you the night before Valentine's Day.
I wish I had more socks.
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:06 pm
Granted, but they're all ripped and torn.
I wish my bed didn't give me back pains.
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