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 Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:36 pm
yo mama so fat, she plays pool with the planets
yo mama so fat, when she wears red, and walks down the street, all the kids put their hands up and yell 'yeah kool-aid'
yo mama so stupid, she went to dr.dre for a pap smear
yo mama so old, she took her driving lessons on a dinosaur.
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:02 am
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a set of scales it said "To Be Continued."
Yo mama so fat, she got baptised at Sea World.
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:15 am
idk if someone did this one already, but a frend of mine told it to me and i thought it was funny.
yo mama so fat that when she jump in the ocean the whales starts singing "we are family, even though ur fatter then me"
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:00 am
Yo' Momma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "To be contiued!"
Yo' Momma's so fat when she stepped on a scale, she looked down and said "Hey, thats my phone number!"
Yo' Momma's so fat, the cops saw her in a car and they said "Hey you two, split up!"
Yo' Momma's so fat, when she sits down at walmart the prices drop.
biggrin biggrin
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:45 am
Yo' mama's so fat, that hen she jumped, people said"OMG THE SUN BLEW UP!"
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:35 pm
Your mama's so stupid, that she's so stupid. D8
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:46 pm
Yo Mama so fat she fell in love and it broke.
Yo mama so stupid when your daddy suggested sex dogie style she went out in the driveway and licked her balls.
Yo mama so poor when i asked her if i could use the restroom she said sure 3 trees to the left.
Yo mama so fat when she went to burger king they gave her the crown.
Yo mama so ugly i mistaken her for Freddy Krueger eating a ham sandwich.
Yo mama so fat CHUCK NORRIS CANT EVEN KICK HER!
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 10:36 am
your mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210, was on the scale
your mama's teeth are so yellow, the movie theater gave her a special job of spitting on the popcorn
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 10:56 am
I got a few more razz
yo mama is so dumb, she got locked outside of a motercycle razz
yo mama is so old she walked into the antique store and they kept her
yo mama is so fat, elephants throw her peanuts XD
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:26 am
not sure if sumone said this already, but:
ur momma's so dumb she starved in the supermarket.
ur mama's so dumb she tried to steal samples.
ur mama's so dumb she went to the beach and all the whales said, WE ARE FAMILLY!
ur momma's so fat that people asked if she was a walking whale..
thats about it..
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:38 am
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 3:56 pm
yo mama so stupid, she kept saying are not to R2
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 4:02 pm
animoil6 I have few... Yo mama is so old, when she was little, rainbows were black and white! yo mama is so fat, she eats wheat thicks! yo mama is so fat, spain claimed her for the new world! yo mama is so slow, her family arrived on the june flower! yo mama is so dumb, she thinks johnny cash is a pay toilet! speaking of which, my mom baught a solar powered flashlight :O your mammas so fat even naruto didnt belive it! your mammas so fat she eats wheat thicks. your mammas so fat her highschool photo was taken from a helicopter. your mammas so fat she stepped on a scale and it read 'one at a time' your mammas so fat she cut herself shaving and marshmellow fluff came out. your mammas so fat green-peace tried to push her into the ocean. your mammas so fat rosy-o-donald walked by and said "DAMN!"lolz I could do this all day.
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 4:07 pm
Wardog5 yo mama so stupid, she kept saying are not to R2 your mammas so stupid she just stared at the ornge juice cuase it said concentrate. your mammas so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved. your mammas so stupid she sold her car for gas money. your mammas so stupid quirky asked "what the hell is wrong with you?" your mammas so stupid bush was the second coming of albert einstien.
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 4:28 pm
Curiously Kat idk if someone did this one already, but a frend of mine told it to me and i thought it was funny. yo mama so fat that when she jump in the ocean the whales starts singing "we are family, even though ur fatter then me" Lol! thats a god one (;
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