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| Now that most of you is dead, what still excites you? |
| Watching the woman in front of me in line take an hour to sign her checks. |
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| Imaginary internet gold. |
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| Young studs who really need my fake online gold. |
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| Full-contact shuffleboard. |
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| Making my avatar look like a total freak. |
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| Hourly medication. |
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| Consuming my own young: body, mind and soul. |
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| Paul Naschy movies. |
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 Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:45 pm
Alrighty then... we have plenty of threads around here. And yes, this guild does move at a slower pace, IRL tends to take up too much time. lol
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:32 pm
Well, if you gotta shut this one down, go ahead.
It's not like anyone participating in it is gonna notice.
Until then, I haven't seen Harry Potter, Goblet of Fire and I didn't read the book and neither has my mother, who really likes the series. But she's read everything else.
Normally, I can get spoilers for a movie just by saying "Don't tell me! Don't tell me!" But it's not working this time.
WTF happens in the movie? All I know is that there's a scene where Ron Weasely has a really great shirt on (a bad tux at a school dance.)
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:33 pm
Harbone I'm 33. Born June 13, 1971.* I must not have seen the age question. Or else I didn't care. These drugstore eyeglasses I buy all the time aren't worth a d**n, but on a pensioner's salary, what're you gonna do? All right, so we got some slow talkers here. I'm so pleased... er... anyone got a topic of conversation? I mean, besides my shameful disregard for the ugly truth? (The math one is okay, but I was hoping for something literary. You want to throw down with quadratic equations and maybe factor out the declension from a to b of x to the power of the natural number e by dx, that's fine with me. It's 1 plus or minus c, ain't it? I can barely perform using the basic operands any more.) *I don't like posting my age because I'm unreasonably superstitious, but it's in the age sticky, too. Incidentally, all witches wishing to cast spells on me should know that I'm protected by GOD. Well, not really. He and I don't get along so well and I think his attitude is kinda summed up in the old Elvis Costello song "Let 'em Dangle." Is that from SPIKE? I guess it isn't THAT old. I have not read this entire thread yet, so perhaps someone has already pointed htis out. If so then just ignore this... It says: PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 12:51 pm. If that was try and you were born June 13, 1971, then you would have been 34 at the time of the post not 33. Don't worry though, I sometimes forget my age too.. but I am older then you, so I have a good reason... senility.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:13 am
Lil Brat Somewhere in this dusty palace of fossilized pixelated people is a thread that indicates our respective ages... or at least those who are brave and/or no longer give a monkey's behind. Unless people are spinning yarns and pretending to be older than they is in which case the rest of us will be out for some young pixelated blood twisted Hey, I always give monkey's behinds. Makes a great fondue.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:35 am
Harbone Well, if you gotta shut this one down, go ahead. It's not like anyone participating in it is gonna notice. But I kinda like this thread. Hey Wen, remind me never to have dinner at your place. wink
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:27 pm
Ehh? What y'all young'uns talkin' 'bout now?
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:46 pm
Huh, wha...? Did you say sumpin? Gotta speak up dearie, my hearin aids need adjustin.
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:05 pm
Did someone mention monkey's behind fondue?
Man I LOVE monkey's behind fondue. Any kinda fondue except that chocolate stuff!
And I don't care if I got the math on my goldurn age wrong. 33 sounds better than 34. 34 is a p***y age. I pity anyone who's 34!
I'm gonna be 33 'till I'm 36 - 'cause I spit on people when I really enunciate it. Thhhhhirty sssssixxxssssss pbbt.
I'm really sick and in a really bad mood because I can't even post what I want without risking getting fired! I got no outlet 'cause of those... those... those... FRIENDLY people! GRRRR!
You know, I used to be a really nice little guy. Sometimes I miss that kid... but HE never got laid. When I started getting mean, I got married all on a sudden. Like that! from the blue.
And, looking back on it, I guess I hurt a lot of people's feelin's when I wa'n't tryin' - it's more fun when yer tryin'
Where's a young'un so I can take it out on 'em? I'll whack 'em with my new book! It's heavy and I'll be dad gummed if it ain't made outta human skin just like the little goat-legged feller said.
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:51 am
:::**Grumps in the silence**
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:45 am
. . . wanders through the thread in his bathrobe looking for a spongebath and some of those little pink pills. . . .
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:13 pm
Pink Pills - ummm... are you sure you want them pink ones... I thought those was only for women who din want children. eek
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:53 am
Back when I was your age.....
There were.....
zzzzzzzzz
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:31 am
Lil Brat Pink Pills - ummm... are you sure you want them pink ones... I thought those was only for women who din want children. eek So? They're tasty and it's not like one more chemical is gonna mess me up any more. Plus, they make my man-breasts feel firmer and I'm starting to get a decent moustache for the first time in my life. Hoo-yah!
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:49 pm
Every lady needs a nice, chemically induced moustache.
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:55 pm
Of course we do ~ so we can tickle his lips and chin.... xd
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