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 Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:30 am
----------The One True King---------- 
King growled as he reached out and grabbed the bottom rope tightly. "******** class="postcontent-align-center" style="text-align: center">----------2.0----------
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:43 am
As King grabbed the ropes, something occured to Joey... there's no DQ in EEW. Joey had no incentive to release the hold!! Except that he could perform much more dangerous moves if he released it. Hoping to hit 2.0 in the collar one more time before he released the hold, he would attempt his strike and then return to a standing position.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:44 am
----------The One True King----------
2.0 suddenly pulled the rope as he was about to get kneed again. It hurt him, but he was trying to throw Joey off his balance before he released the hold!----------2.0----------
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:20 am
Joey wobbled when 2.0 pulled the ropes. He began to stand, relying too much on one leg to get up, meaning he was very unstable for a couple of seconds before gaining his balance.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:21 am
----------The One True King----------
2.0 tried to wrench free and roll onto his back, going for one swift, hard, jab to the punching bag between Joey's legs. With his good arm.----------2.0----------
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:26 am
Joey was punched in the groin. Do I really need to go into more detail? Ok, well if you insist.
Joey was punched hard in his mammoth p***s, 2.0's shot hitting just under the shaft at where his ballsack joined. One of his balls was crushed against his leg, causing immense pain. He fell backwards as his dangly parts jutted back to their original position.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:28 am
----------The One True King----------
"Ew! I can read your subtitles you surrender monkey! You're disgusting!"
2.0 now knew way too much about Saint Joey's testicles, as he slowly stood. He walked over to Joey and leaned down, going for an unneccessary thumb to the eye of the downed jackass.----------2.0----------
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:29 am
Joey was also thumbed in the eye, this time a different ball aching. An eye ball. He rolled over, huddling his body to protect any organs which could be defined as 'weak points'.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:31 am
----------The One True King----------
And on that cue, King revealed his far more subtle form of evil. After holding his neck, he jumped over Joey to bounce off the far ropes, coming back and going for a falling dropkick to Joey's head.----------2.0----------
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:40 am
Joey went back onto his knees, inadvertently allowing the dropkick to hit him directly in the face. He fell onto his back, arms outstretched.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:44 am
----------The One True King----------
2.0 wasn't done. He was so angry at Joey it wasn't even funny. His arm hurt, his neck throbbed, and his ego was damaged. King ran the ropes again, coming back at Joey and jumping into the air for a falling forearm to the head.----------2.0----------
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:46 am
Joey was too busy counting cieling tiles to know that 2.0 was about to strike!! He took yet another blow to the face!!
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:49 am
----------The One True King----------
King hooked a leg and ground his forearm into Joey's face while going for the pin, gritting his teeth.----------2.0----------
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:54 am
1...
2...
*Kick Out!!*
Joey lifted his shoulders, grinding his face against 2.0's forearm as he did so.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:55 am
----------The One True King----------
King sighed deep and rose up to his knees, as he slapped his shoulder again, trying to ignore the pain. He stood and walked over to the far corner, behind Joey, where he crouched down low.----------2.0----------
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