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 Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:48 pm
[ So Let the Flames Begin ]
Not really interesting , but ...
I got a call from a number I didn`t recognize 5 times during band . After band , I listen to the messages and it`s just a lot of sound . So I call the number back , it`s my friend who sits right next to me in band ! I hadn`t added his number yet so I didn`t know it :3
[ And This Is What Will Be , Oh Glory ~ ][ CLICK MEH ! ]
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:04 pm
I have a few:
1This kid(we call him Tiny) blows air out of his EYE for some reason,and my bd,Ms.McKay goes "Blowing some more air out of your eye Issac?" randomly and he starts cracking up.Then eventually Ms McKay goes"Your old school must really miss you.'Where's that little funny kid at?'"
2.a kid named Richmond decides hes going to hide in the instrument closet with The Grudge that lives in there,and Kerry follows him.When Ms.McKay comes in,he didnt have time to get bak to his seat so he sits there and says"Nobody's in here",Ms.McKay tells him to open the door and Kerry yells"RICHMOND'S GONE!!! HE'S GONE MS.MCKAY!!!!"Turns out Richmond was rolled up in some carpet that was in there under the shelf.
3.Ms.McKay left the room and Richmond attempted to teach the class with their music...that didnt work out too well.
4.Ms.McKay told Kerry to stay in his seat while she left,and he screams"OH I WILL I'M SCARED THAT THE GRUDGE LADY WILL COME AND GET ME!"
we have a hole in our ceiling where the grudge lives
I've had Ms.McKay for three years now,because she teaches band to 5th,6th,7th,&8th grade
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 5:32 pm
i got hit on by a clarinet player.... and her brother on the same day..... O.o.... i could explain the whole Gay Friday thing, but....
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 5:40 pm
hmmmm lets see her
one from band camp
we were at gloeata and alot happend that was funny and wierd like one of the guy in his dorm room there were some girls high heels or there was a bear attack ......
oh another one is evertime our bd would say thing like seprace these sheet into like the cake icecream and toppings
oh she would also say make it SPARKLE..... some 8th graders made a sign for our summer concert and spelt it SPARLY haha
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:43 am
I had my first football game I had to play at about two days ago, along with a few of my other friends, but most had already been playing since last year, so we were sitting there on the second seat to the top of the bleachers and the bleachers are go through to if you drop something it's GONE, you have to go underneath the bleachers and get it anyways. So first of all I kept freaking out thinking I was gonna fall everytime we had to stand up, and second my shoe dropped. So my friend decides to jump through the part that is go through, well more like climb out, and get my shoe, well she gets it hands it to me from the bottom than realizes she can't get back up. She tried squeezing her way back up but than we finally tell her to go around. She got up though, after climbing out from under the bleachers and walking all the way back up.
Another well, it was before the game I can't say anything cause it's a secret but I can say me, my best friend xan, and this dude in my band class all went on "The ultimate tour of memory lane" so yeah
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:56 am
I really havent had one yet xP lets hope I dont, I have one to share though
We were in a concert and when we walked in and stood waiting for the Maz (His name is actualy Mr. Mazowich but everyone calles him Maz ) to seat us. Well when he did my friend went to sit down and totally missed her seat. It was so damn hilarous. The next day she couldnt sit down bc it hurt to sit down, she bursied her tail bone bad xD
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:14 pm
I have two actually. One, I was wearing a skirt and went to sit down and like completely missed my chair. second, my friends boyfriend kept dropping his drumsticks and my band director was like "I hope you don't drop your kids that much when you grow up, because they break." My friend's eyes got so big when he said that.
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:42 pm
Many years ago, in fifth grade band, our director was having non-unison music for the first time. Seeing as a bunch of us had no idea what was happening, our director came up with an unusual teaching method- whenever the woodwinds were counting, we'd all go "tweet" and the brass would all go "blah".
Imagine that the next time you hear "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star".
Our current BD is afraid of heights, and last year at band camp he got halfway up the riser before panicking and having to go back down. We still haven't let him forget it.
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:38 am
This one time at band camp, one of the boys had a "great idea" to swap his door with the teachers (these doors were rollers and you could take them off) then lock them in with the only key. Unfortunately he got caught halfway through the crime and starting running down the pathway at 9pm with a freaking roller door in his hands. All anyone could here was the constant sound of "Shnk, shnk, shnk,shnk"...
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:41 am
During percussion practice our director was getting up us for "miscounting" when finally she realised that SHE was miscounting. We all raised our drumsticks up to our heads like little antanne and said "You're stupid" Random
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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:47 pm
okay there was the time our band director wanted us to play thriller at the Halloween game
he said and i am not joking
"OKAY, you step back on 1, c**k it, c**k it *hip thrusts*"
everyone was dying of laughter seeing our BD turn red after realizing what he said
then there was the Chicken Sandwich
Me-"oooo the band parents made us chicken for dinner"
K-"Chi-gon *french accent*"
Me-"She-gon? *french accent FAIL!*"
K-" She gone?"
Me-"She gone crazy!!!"
K-"EL POLLO LOCO!!!"
ahhh we downed those chicken sandwiches so fast, that now everytime we need to eat fast or accomplish some impossible feat, we go "Chicken Sandwich, Band Camp '08! GO!"
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 6:45 pm
There was this time at the last football game.......
Okay, our BD is a total gay snob and me and my best friend madiSON always get to the blacktop((where we're supposed to meet and warm up before the game starts)) and one of my friends who plays the tuba got there shortly after and so our BD still hasn't arrived and so we got all the four clarinet players there and stuck half of our instruments in his tuba and played the lowest note we can play and OMG that made a weird noise.
And also that same night, ((our BD STILL hasn't arrived. he's always fashionably late)) and so one of my other friends who plays percussion is on the yearbook staff and so he takes out his camera so me, a flute player who's in my homeroom, and the dude that owns the tuba from the paragraph above pose for the camera. Me and the flute player have our arms around each other and she's making the peace sign and i'm flicking off the camera and the tuba player is in the corner trying not to be in the shot but he is anyways. So after my friend takes the pic he looks at the pic and says, "This is soooooo going in the yearbook." O.O
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:34 pm
Well it was a rainy day. So we couldn't go march outside. Since we really didn't have anything to do my friend brought up this recommendation to the band teacher.
It was my idea. We sing our parts in the music we were playing and see if it blended all together. We started with our school song (Variation of "Oh Wisconsin") then we moved on to our other piece "I Want to Hold Your Hand." We all started to belt out in melody and we were laughing along the way.
Basically the most inventive and craziest day of band. EVER.
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:49 pm
its not really 'weird' but its pretty funny.
it happened today, we had an earthquake drill
and of course, it was during the band period, with no desks to hide under >__>
so our teacher was explaining what we should do if there was an earthquake in the band room.
so yeah, blah blah blah, we can hide under our chairs
and the tubas (they were playing their sousaphones at the time)
asked if they could use their tuba bells to save them. xD
and then he somehow got to the point of telling one of our percussionists (shes the shortest in the whole program) that she can just hide in a tuba case.
it was so funny cause he acted all serious. xD
lol, and there was another one. my friend was playing mallets in winterline, and during a performance, the ball of the mallet plopped off and rolled away. we were laughing so hard xD
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:04 pm
Seeing two junior sousaphones running around in shorts, without shirts, in the middle of NOVEMBER.
...did not help that they were out of shape too.
More recently than FRESHMAN YEAR?
The Ghost in the band room stole the pitch pipe today after a tenor sax moved it. It'll turn up like a week from now, watch. :l
Oh, and singing the entire melody to the percussion solo piece from freshman year at practice when we didn't have our instruments due to rain/lack of time/something.
That was great.
'YOU'RE OUT OF TUNE!' 'SHUT UP ROBBIE!'
lol.
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