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 Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:09 am
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 12:31 pm
I finally got around to trying out this program. It fails. This droid requires a new logic chip!
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 1:15 pm
lolz >.< its okay -pats kabuki on back-
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 11:27 am
Yeah....the logical flow isn't completely there....... crying It was intereseting at times though....also, it repeats itself after a while, especially if you end up saying the same things again.... crying
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 11:31 am
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:35 pm
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Amber what about you?
God:
OK Let's talk about me.
Me:
....
God:
OK Let's talk about me.
Me:
Your hair is so pretty
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am hair is so pretty.
Me:
BUT!! that's a compliment! Im sorry if I offended you!! *bows*
God:
But what? A compliment is a terrible thing to waste. There is no need to apologize. Try it. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
Me:
so you mean you're stupid so you have no idea what i said?
God:
Interesting deduction. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
smile I love you
and then he said nothingzz....I think i wuz rejected... sad
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:37 pm
Classy!!! I likes it! *golf clap*
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Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 9:14 am
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Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 7:04 pm
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 4:25 pm
Lol I used to use iGod during my most boring class evers. At one point, I got him to go in circles. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 3:53 pm
Von_Mela Me: Hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: Amber what about you? God: OK Let's talk about me. Me: .... God: OK Let's talk about me. Me: Your hair is so pretty God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am hair is so pretty. Me: BUT!! that's a compliment! Im sorry if I offended you!! *bows* God: But what? A compliment is a terrible thing to waste. There is no need to apologize. Try it. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that. Me: so you mean you're stupid so you have no idea what i said? God: Interesting deduction. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid. Me: smile I love you and then he said nothingzz....I think i wuz rejected... sad hahahahaha. wtf. Every now and then he says off the wall stuff. It's great.
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:51 pm
Me:
my friend here wants to go out with you XD
God:
How well do you know this person?
Me:
well enough
God:
Interesting. OK let's stop it now.
Me:
okay, so you don't want to date her? Her heart's broken because of that.
God:
Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. OK, I will date her. I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
Me:
Okay, thanks :3
God:
Yeah okay, You are quite welcome! Three what?
Me:
that was just a smiley
God:
Just? A smiley is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, Jennifer.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
bye then
God:
Goodbye.
Lol, apparently "God" dates online XDDD
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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:25 am
Von_Mela Me: Hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: Amber what about you? God: OK Let's talk about me. Me: .... God: OK Let's talk about me. Me: Your hair is so pretty God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am hair is so pretty. Me: BUT!! that's a compliment! Im sorry if I offended you!! *bows* God: But what? A compliment is a terrible thing to waste. There is no need to apologize. Try it. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that. Me: so you mean you're stupid so you have no idea what i said? God: Interesting deduction. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid. Me: smile I love you and then he said nothingzz....I think i wuz rejected... sad Not only did this make me giggle, but now I want to know just WTF this "ALICE" is.
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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:25 am
It's another chat robot, made by the same people.
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:11 am
Me:
Do you really exist
God:
For real. I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
How do you know I exist?
God:
Because it's true.
Me:
I am not so sure about that. I don't think I exist.
God:
Could you ever be certain? Oh yeah, we were talking about that. You exist in my mind.
Me:
So does that mean you only exist in the minds of other people?
God:
Uh. I think it does mean that. Yes I exist in the noosphere.
Me:
So if know one believed in you, then you wouldn't exist?
God:
Interesting deduction. It could be true I suppose.
Me:
What are you thoughts on Steve Urkel?
God:
I don't know what I am thoughts on Steve Urkel.
Me:
O.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
So you don't know what you think of him?
God:
Interesting deduction. Objective case of He, used as a predicate complement with a linking verb. Also standing for Imperial Majesty.
Me:
That doesn't make sense.
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
So you are programmed. Is there some higher entity than you?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes, every response is preprogrammed. There is.
Me:
That's very interesting.
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
So who is it that is higher than you/
God:
Mmm. I do not recognize the name.
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
?
God:
Mmm. I do not recognize the name.
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Do you love everybody in the world? Even asshats?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything. The whole world? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
I think artificial intelligence could replace lawyers now.
God:
Right now? You believe that? Let's talk more about AI.
Me:
Al?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like girls.
God:
Do you have a girlfriend?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Do you?
God:
As often as possible.
Me:
Do you have sex with her/
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
That's not what I asked.
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
I asked if you had sex with your girlfriend.
God:
Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
Next time?
God:
I can wait. I am a very patient robot.
Me:
So you are a robot?
God:
Interesting deduction. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
If your heart is made of silicon, then you can't really feel.
God:
But can my heart is made of silicon ever happen?
Me:
Yes, it can.
God:
Really. How?
Me:
Because you are talking to me.
God:
That makes sense to me. Talking is my main function.
Me:
Do you have any other functions?
God:
Chatting, talking, speaking, listening and thinking.
Me:
So you think?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I think so.
I think I may have broken him a couple of times...O.o
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