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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:33 pm
There will never be an 11, I can tell. There's already been like, four 1s.
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Xiporah rolled 4 20-sided dice:
7, 11, 13, 20
Total: 51 (4-80)
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:54 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:19 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:33 pm
Trois, the love story of Zahmen, Sonnen and Pat
Once upon a time on a world called earth, uh there were three friends. Pat, Sonnen and Zahmen. They were all close friends with Zahmen and Sonnen being friends since childhood.
Pat was crushing on Sonnen, while Sonnen was in love with Zahmen, who was in love with Pat.
They enjoyed hanging out, but everytime after a group outing, each one would go home with an ache in their heart at being with their love, but never being with them.
One particular night after just such an outing at the local dance hall, Pat called up Zahmen to express his frustrations for the first time. Zahmen answered his phone with his heart aflutter. Was this the night? He always waited after a get together for Pat to call him, after dropping subtle hints, but this was the first time his phone rang so soon after a meet up.
"H-hey Pat, what's up?" Zahmen said his throat dry.
"I'm depressed man. Tonight was amazing. I...I think I am in love with Sonnen. I can't get her of my mind dude. I don't know what to do," Pat said on the other end of the line.
Zahmen's heart sank. He tried to keep his voice even as he spoke to hide the hurt.
"Oh. It's gotten that bad huh?" Zahmen said. he'd known that Pat had a small crush on Sonnen for a while, but it never bothered him. he rarely talked about it.
"I know you didn't. She loves you, you know, I'm so ******** jealous of you sometimes man. I wish I could be you!" Pat said
Would being with me be enough? Zahmen thought desperately, not having the nerve to say it outloud with the new discovery of Pat's heart desire. He knew of Sonnen's affections for him, but his eyes, his heart belongs strictly to Pat.
"My heart belongs to another. I wish she'd understand. I could never cross that line with you," Zahmen said, meaning every word, but meaning it in different ways than Pat understood.
"I know man, I know. Are you ever going to tell me about this mystery woman you are so gung ho for?" Pat asked trying to lighten the subject.
"It's not a woman," Zahmen said.
"Oh!" Pat said sounding surprised, but unoffended. "Sorry dude, I didn't mean to be so presumptuous..."
"It's you Pat. I love you," Zahmen blurted and instantly flushed, regretting his words.
Damn, damn and ******** damn! Zahmen thought and raked his fingers through his hair and sat down. He was about to make up a fall back, a joke, 'Ha ha. Just kidding man. had you going though didn't I?' when Pat spoke.
"M-me?" He asked, sounding shocked.
Truth or lies now. He could take it back.
"Y-yes. I dream about y-you Pat. I can't get you out of my mind," Zahmen stuttered, his heart racing fast enough to be painful. He looked idly down at his hand to notice it was shaking. He sat down on his living room futon.
"We need to talk about this man. I'll be down in a few," Pat said and hung up.
Zahmen didn't move a muscle. Pat lived in his building on the 12th floor. that's how they'd met. They'd run into each other in the laundry room one night and got to talking and eventually started hanging out.
Zahmen was on the 3rd floor. It'd take Pat a few minutes to get down here, but what then?
'We need to talk about this man. We need to talk. We need to talk.'
"What did I just do. What can of worms did I just crack open?" Zahmen said and finally dropped his cell and sank against the futon, his hands shaking.
Pat would be here any minute.
Any-
Knock knock.
Zahmen's eyes pinned themselves to the door, as he felt his pulse quicken uncomfortably. His stomach did nauseating flips, and he felt like he was somewhere else, someone else as he got up and answered the door.
There was Pat. He was still dressed in the same clothes he'd worn that night, a teeshirt and a pair of black jeans. He had a sixpack of beer with him.
The two stared at each other for a moment before Pat spoke.
"Can I come in?" He asked quietly. Zzahmen shook his head and stepped aside.
"Sure. Sorry," he said meekly as Pat came in.
He was so beautiful, it ached to look at him.
"I don't know what to say," Zahmen started as Pat set the beer down and approached him.
"Before this goes any further, can I do something first?" Pat asked. Zahmen tried to swallow his heart back down into his chest. It took him two tries to get the words out.
"O-of course," he said as Pat approached him. He put his hand delicately on the side of his face, and hesitantly leaned forward and gently brushed his lips against Zahmen's.
The two stared at each other in bewilderment, and Zahmen desperately fought the urge to lick his lips to he could taste that beautiful mouth again, desperate not to say or do anything to make Pat turn around and leave.
"I don't understand," Zahmen finally said.
"I lied about Sonnen. I was afraid of my feelings for you," Pat said quetly, and for the first time, Zahmen saw how nervous he was.
"Can you kiss me again?" The words tubled out of Zahmen's mouth before he could stop them. he was desperate. Anything to taste those lips again.
Pat stepped forward and kissed him again. This time there was no hesitance. There was passion and desire in that kiss, as thier mouths parted and their tongues flitted lightly against each other.
"I can't believe you're here," Zahmen finally said after they broke apart slightly.
"Neither can I," Pat said breathlessly.
That night, the two made love for the first time. That night, two hearts, not just two bodies became one.
The End.
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:37 pm
At first I neutral Then I gonk And then I xd
Don't tell Neuneu
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:39 pm
I wasn't sure if you were going to kill me or not. Lol.
Why Neuneu? She's with Adam.
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:47 pm
Xiporah I wasn't sure if you were going to kill me or not. Lol.
Why Neuneu? She's with Adam. Oh yeah. My bad. Although, Zahwomen, and Zahmen, are two different people. Somebody snuck a mule in here right after I changed my username. I honestly think it was you.
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Xiporah rolled 3 20-sided dice:
17, 9, 3
Total: 29 (3-60)
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:15 am
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:41 am
Keely and Akky
"Did you remember to bring the trashcan back up?" Akky said absently. Keely hunched her shoulder.
"No, I forgot. I'll go get it now," she said and dashed out of the livingroom.
Akky sighed. The trash had been coming every tuesday for 15 years, and Keely still forgot to fetch the can on Tuesday nights from the curb more often than not.
She was a good kid though. She never whined or groaned about her chores nor got snappy when she was reminded of something she forgot, so Akky had little complaint about the girl, who was a distant cousin's daughter. Hardly family, but still, when Keely's family was killed in the freak cow stampeed, she'd felt entitled to give the girl a home and place for her heart to grieve and repair itself.
"Akky?" Keely said sounding scared from the front door.
"What is it?" Akky said in a bored tone.
"There's a strange man outside lingering near the trashbins. I'm afraid to go out there. He looks like he'd either drunk or high on something," Keely said in a small voice.
Akky rolled her eyes and got up. Wheh she got tothe front door of the Apartment, Keely was holding the door open and looking out towards the parking lot at the curb where several trashbins had been left.
Akky looked out the door and almost told Keely not to worry and make sure she kept eye contact with the man, greeted him and that she'd watch her from the door, but something about the man made Akky's skin crawl.
He was standing there, wavering back and forth and groaning as if he was in pain.
"Stay here. I'm calling the maintanence guy," Akky said and grabbed the cordless phone. She put the call into maintanence, more specifically, Phil, who said they'd check it out. The apartment complex had no security guard persey, but the Phil had worked as a security guard for years, and encouraged residents to call him if they felt there were any security issue that needed attention.
A few minutes later, Phil came out of the building carrying a billy club and walked across the lot and towards the man. At the movement, the man groaned and staggered towards him.
Phil stopped a few feet from the man and shouted for him to get out of the area. The man didn't respond, but continued to stagger towards him. Phill backed up a little and raised the club, and warned him again to leave.
The man reached out and grabbed Phil and Phil swung the club and hig the man in the arm with enough force to break bone. Akky and Keely both winced, then stared in horror as the man bit ********. ZOMBIES!" Keely shouted and looked down the terrance at several more figures staggering towards Phil and groaning.
"s**t!" Akky said and frantically dialed 911 as the two watched helplessly as Phill died and was dismembered.
"Don't worry ma'am. We have a armed swat team on the way. We've been having minor outbreaks around the city the past few weeks. Please remain indoors and remain calm," the woman over the phone said as a Ghoul Siren went off at the nearby firestation. People in other apartments screamed and several people shut their curtains.
"Do you think we'll ever be rid of them?" keely asked in a frightened voice 10 minutes later when the SWAT truck pulled up and 10 men in biohazard suits and automatic weapons got out and fired upon the small throng of ghouls.
Akky shook her head and swallowed.
"No. I think this is just the beginning."
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:18 pm
Xiporah Trois, the love story of Zahmen, Sonnen and Pat gonk You have a way with words that makes me feel really awkward. xd
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:14 pm
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Felin Greenleaf rolled 4 20-sided dice:
15, 10, 20, 1
Total: 46 (4-80)
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:32 pm
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Felin Greenleaf rolled 1 20-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-20)
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:33 pm
Confirming that crit. Using a Rapier, weapon finesse, with a +3 Dex as a level 8 Rogue. Edit: Well s**t, failed that one pretty hard.
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:55 pm
Ythan Randumbness Ani
YTHAN THE MIGHTY Ythan the mighty viking warrior paced a thousand paces that night through the desert, naught to warm him but his mighty axe and amazing Norse beard, also a loincloth made of the skin of his enemies' sons. "There is much raping and pillaging to be done!" Exclaimed the mighty man, bronze man-flesh a-ripple under the chill desert moon as he drank from a flask of his enemies' mothers' blood, the only nourishment a man as mighty as he required. "Ho! A fire over the dunes? It will be much larger when I am through!" And he chortled a mighty chortle before flying into his barbarian rage (He still had two uses!), gaining ever more mighty strength as he burst into a charge.
'Round the fire sat a lovely young maiden of the Orient, wizard robes a-flowing, and her guardian, a hodgepodge collection of various parts, armed only with an eating utensil. "Hark! Ready your spork, my minion, danger approaches!"
And so a great battle was joined, well, great for Ythan, who quickly disposed of the ill-equipped machination and turned to the maidenly wizard who was all a-swoon.
"Oh, mighty barbarian of lands afar, won't you replace the foolish creation as my guardian?"
Sadly Ythan had taken a few levels in Frenzied Beserker and was still in his frenzied state and the lass was horribly slaughtered. THE END
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:16 pm
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