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 Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:20 pm
Because if I don't the evil monkey in my closet will eat my face.
How was Gaia created?
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:20 pm
the same way brittney spears was... anger,asnd enough asprin to calm a ragin bull, and then a complete accident was made mrgreen
if i have a dollar and jim has three, y didnt i just kick him and take his wallet?
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:02 pm
Because Jim is your man whore and he was going to give it you anyways.
Why did the chicken not attempt to defend itself from being eaten?
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:00 pm
who said it was a chicken, and not the dead diseasd cat in the ally,
SCHOOL FOOD THEORY 101
why did the wood chuck chuck wood if he couldn't chuck it at all?
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:55 pm
Because Bruce Lee told Chuck Norris to make them chuk wood or they die.
Who would win if a monkey fought a dragon?
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:01 pm
Screw monkey and dragon's. The Dogs will win.
Why does the sky change colors throughout the day?
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:03 pm
It varies depending on the God's moods.
What would happen if a massve amounts of ghosts attack New York.
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:13 pm
The pope would shop in sears before sh*tting in the forest.
Why did Bush pop a tomato?
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:36 pm
Because he's been extremely stressed.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:03 pm
dosnt matter they're both etible fried or cooked, its still tasty 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:49 pm
The rooster.
why is six afraid of seven?...
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:51 pm
Cause seven is an angry drunk
Why would anyone get a tattoo on their tongue?
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:56 pm
because they taste good.
why does it snow? :[
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:04 pm
Because Hell got too hot, and God's trying to cool it down.
Why does the world hate me enough to take away the sun and make me depressed?
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:38 am
cause he ate a grape
why do people like to put red with green?
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