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 Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:02 pm
@Erius: They're no good to me if they're not fresh, you sicko....
@Chex: Pleasure meeting you, William. And welcome to the Gentleman Predator's Club.
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:03 pm
They're like wine though...they taste better the longer they are fermented...
Ahhh...you can suck the meat right off their bones, like butter~
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:05 pm
Like butter, you say? *Lightly rubs his chin in thought.* Indeed... you wouldn't happen to have any good bread to go along with that, would you?
I've been craving young meat for several weeks now and haven't gotten the opportunity to catch some. The bad economy and all.
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:06 pm
Oh sweet mercy....
So William, Bruce, Brunhilde (?), tell us about your recent exploi-- I mean online relationships with supple, young, glistening boys who happen to be European.
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You're not supposed to eat them! D8 What a waste of boy!!!
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:19 pm
Chexednut I'm balding 60-year-old man battling an alcohol addiction. I live in my mother's basement as well Hahahahahahaha, you just described me if I end up living to be 60...
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:18 pm
I admit it, I am a 80 year old ***** and an art teacher. I live in a small town and rape people by hiding in their vetilation systems and then raping them as they sleep, afterward I like to rearrange the furniture in their house by moving it exactly 2 inches to the left to see if they notice when the police leave. Some call me "Tiffany" but thats only when its dark and I kill them afterward and leave them on a sidewalk wearing a clown suit. My middle finger was cut off and i call it as my innitiatuion to the "stub club" but thats just a double meaning for what I do to you in your sleep 3nodding
Oh yeah if you ever go to the mall look at the middle of the DDR pads and and if you see a hole with a camera lens feel free to wear a mini skirt when you play ^^
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:21 pm
Miniskirts? Ohh it has been years since I wore one of those...I'm going to look for your little toy...but don't be afraid if what you see stares back...
It's mainly harmless...and it feeds off the giant crabs that breed down there...but it looks kinda of creepy, so yeah.
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:33 pm
Erius Miniskirts? Ohh it has been years since I wore one of those...I'm going to look for your little toy...but don't be afraid if what you see stares back... It's mainly harmless...and it feeds off the giant crabs that breed down there...but it looks kinda of creepy, so yeah. You got crabs eh? The itch like crazy and the shampoo stuff works too slowly. I find Shampooing, shaving, and then shampooing the little amount of hair that's left works almost instantly with getting rid of them... >_> <_< Groosssss... Hehehehehehe.
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:36 pm
Well, I must say. This is all shocking. So I believe I should make my confession.
I am not a 17 year old high school girl from Canada. I am, in fact, a thirty year old male serial rapist. Still from Canada. But I'm from BC, not Alberta. I use my daughter, who is the result of my first rapist expedition, to pose as me on webcam and in the occasional photos I post. I inserted a microchip in her brain to control her actions. It works quite effectively. I got it at Sobeys. (Sobeys minus the "s"s is "obey" 3nodding )
I rape anyone. ANYONE. I'm not picky. And I have every single STD and STI known to mankind. My name is George.
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:45 pm
Well I, also, have a confession.
I have given everyone the impression I am a female named Laurie who is 23 and lives in Georgia.
Well, that's all true. But I am, in fact, also a cop working an undercover operation to find online predators and serial rapists and take them all to justice.
You's all just got BUSTED! Don't try to flee. The police already have your house surrounded. It's best if you all just come quietly.
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:48 pm
Oh dang... and I was working at this so hard for so long. *sighs* I'm sorry. I've been trying to quit, honest. crying Viral was going to be the last one, I swear!
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:49 pm
wakusei Well I, also, have a confession.
I have given everyone the impression I am a female named Laurie who is 23 and lives in Georgia.
Well, that's all true. But I am, in fact, also a cop working an undercover operation to find online predators and serial rapists and take them all to justice.
You's all just got BUSTED! Don't try to flee. The police already have your house surrounded. It's best if you all just come quietly. I never raped anyone...they always die before reaching "the zone"... (Also, I lol'd rofl )
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:54 pm
Erius I never raped anyone...they always die before reaching "the zone"...
Aa, yes. But even more heinous than the crime of rape, is the crime of anyone giving the impression that they are a young, lithe European boy when they are, in actuality, a big fattie.
You, sir/madam/thing, shall receive the worst sentence of all! twisted
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:00 pm
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~ *it wails like a tantruming stubborn child, ignorant of it's wrongdoings but faced with punishment, half chewed donut crumbs and saliva splattering all over the screen, big drippy tears flowing down it's face*
*then it smacks it's lips, it's jaws moving oozily under the big flabby meaty cheeks almost hanging on it's collarbone*
Mrrrr...unless it involves cuffing and sticks...
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:08 pm
Erius Mrrrr...unless it involves cuffing and sticks...
More like castration and waterboarding.
And work-out sessions. With Richard Simmons.
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