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So, my Spanish teacher (inb4 underage b&, I'm an 18 yo senior in spanish 4 ap) is pretty cool. He isn't afraid of what he says in front of students. He has said crap. He has said a**. He has said damn. He has said hell. He has said b***h. And he has even said s**t. I knew it was inevitable, and a few days ago, I was proven correct. He dropped an f-bomb. Now, as a 4channer, I'm not particularly bothered by this. But a few girls around me said it did bother them. So, being the nice guy that I am, I went and talked to the teacher. I asked him if he could watch the language for those who take offense to it. He told me no, that at this age, we should be able to handle it, and that they needed to get over it. So I was kinda mad after that, I mean, come on, I wasn't asking him to stop saying "stupid" or something, this is a potentially offensive word to some. So I took it up with an AP, who said something would be done immediately. The next day in class, he bursts in and says "WHO THE ******** TOLD AN ASSISTANT PRINCIPLE THAT I SWEAR?! I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ******** JOB OVER THIS s**t! I SWEAR TO ******** GOD IF I FIND OUT WHO ******** DID THIS I WILL BEAT THE EVERLIVING s**t OUT OF YOUR PANSY a**!" Then I saw it.


My teacher was a bear. A big. ********. Angry bear.

I ran to the nearest AP and told them. As I ran up to her yelling, she turned around and I saw that she was a ******** bear too! No time to lose, I ran to the principal's office to tell him he had bears on staff. When I ran into his office, he told me to calm down, and take a seat. He asked me to calmly explain it. I told the story, and he said, "son, of course there's bears on staff!" then I saw it. He was one too! ANOTHER ******** BEAR! I turned to run, but at the door were the two other bears! There was nothing left to do. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I begged and pleaded I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air




I'm about to post this, I just typed it. Yep, original content from yours truly.
Mike, I s**t you not, I have a Mudkip in my wallet. And no, MILLHOUSE IS CANNOT A ******** MEME!

HE WAS A BEAR! AND HE ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE 'F' WORD!

The first part was amusing. I was hoping Trevor was going to get smacked around a little.

Well don't worry I am not offended...although I am quite confused confused

I was talking about for this thread.

itt i get tired of 4chan

s**t..