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 Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 8:08 pm
Fortunately, Fred was able to drive to the nearest clinic where he got some Pepto-Bismol for his stomach pains.
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:14 pm
Unfortunately for Fred, the pepto-bismol was spiked with meth...
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:54 pm
Fortunately, Fred was already at the Clinic so he received help quickly when he began to overdose on Meth.
(Side Note: What ever you do NEVER take Meth or let anyone else. It is one NASTY drug and eats you alive...literally. Many of the products used to make Meth are lethal in a large enough dose...and the doses needed for death aren't very large...)
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:16 am
Unfortunately, he was diagnosed with Restless Leg Syndrome while he was there.
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:59 pm
Fortunately, he liked to dance at the clubs anyway.
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:18 am
Unfortunately, he drank rather heavily and ended up being seduced into a room with another guy...
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:53 pm
Fortunately, we have already established that Fred was gay.
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:15 am
Unfortunately, I said nothing of the gun the guy was planning to 'test' on Fred.
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:51 pm
Fortunately, Fred's cop friend not only gave him a chicken suit, but also a bullet proof vest.
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:35 pm
Unfortunately, Fred left the bullet proof vest in the car with his chicken suit.
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:31 am
Fortunately, the gun was only a water gun and Fred and his new 'friend' had a water fight in the room.
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:05 pm
Unfortunately, the water was from South America so Fred got bad diarrhea.
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:14 pm
Fortunately Fred's friend was loyal enough to run to the store to get him some more Pepto-Bismol.
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:29 pm
Unfortunately, Fred's friend did not return before Fred's bowls moved and he dumped a load on the floor.
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:18 pm
fourtunatly the dump on the floor was invisable to everyone but Fred.
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