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 Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:52 pm
Band:
The threather(sp?) kids came in for no apparent reason...Amanda's in threathe[sp?]. I waved. :3
Michael and Billy had to change seats because they talk alot to each other. Billy:FINALLY! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO SIT NEXT TO MICHAEL?! xDDD Their like BFFLs.
Oh no.Ryan was singing "76 Trombones". D:
Mr.Hanna asked something, and Scott knew the answer, so when he raised his hand...He was acting like a dork. xDD Not stupid, just funny.[coughthedorkheisgetsshotcough]
My slide oil aspolded in my band binder. ;____;
I emptied my water valve and it went on my band binder. Smooothh. >________>
Scott asked me if my trombone was used.. Me:*Looks at the dents,nicks and rust*Yep. 8D
Scott and Ryan were fighting over who gets to use my pencil first. xDD Scott:No, I asked first. Ryan:No, I want to use it first. Scott:No, she let me use it first. Right Skadi? Me:I guess.. .___.
Scott didn't know what Db was. .___.
Its 5th.
Ryan was dancing w/ his trombone while playing "Eb major scale" from the Grand Master Scale. xDD
Mr.H asked trombones what position C was. We answered 6th. Then...He asked the TRUMPETS what C was for them...And here was Billy's answer[Trumpet player]... 7th. Everybody was all "WTF?"
Lessons:
Brian's Trombone was on his seat...
Brian's trombone fell and I tried to save it..Brian says I made it fall. xD Me: I TRIED saving it. I thought it broke, because when it hit the floor, the bell and the slide got disconnected. But it didn't break.
Brian was jealous because I bought a trombone care kit and it came w/ a MP brush.
Mr.Hanna wanted us to play seventh position! D:
He told us to feel the burn. xD
Mr.Hanna wanted Jackie(Clarinet) to play measure nine. I thoguth he meant everyone. So I played a note, and Brian was all "8|". Then he jabbed me w/ the bumper part of his slide in the leg and his face was like this ">8D"
Ryan tried fitting his trombone in my trombone locker. Brian:What idiot constructeded that?" Rofl'd. Seriously.
I asked Mr.Hanna if I could play Tuba for Symphonic Band..He said MAYBE. I'm really good on low notes, horrible on high. D:
He said maybe next year. ;__;
Brian said his Dad beats him w/ rulers if he plays a note wrong. I rofl'd. xD Brian:I played a Cb when it was supposed to be C. I got grounded for a day. xDDDD
Mr.Hanna wanted us to turn to the back of our standard of excellence books...And Ryan said "Molly Malone.." Thats a song in SOE. xDDD Brian:That was random Ryan... o___o
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:00 pm
Imagine this: A bunch of tone deaf drumline members. On the end zone. Singing Go Tell Aunt Rhoady. Really flat.
That is one of the few things drumline does during brass/woodwind warm ups.
Also imagine them impersonating Spongebob episodes on the field.
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Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:19 pm
Somehow, our bd forgets that we're the BAND and he'll have us sing our parts to listen more closely to the rest of the parts. During a chorale, the guy next to me stood up and belted his part out in an opera voice ten times as loud as the rest of the band. No one could even finish singing it they were laughing so hard.
Then for marching band we have the infamous short short wednesdays. Imagine scrawny pasty white guys wearing yellow polka dot booty shorts, or the victoria secret "PINK" shorts. And on and on....our teachers say it doesn't matter as long as it doesn't get in the way or rehearsal(even though it does anyway).
Then my friend Philip took it a step further. One night he was wearing his usual short shorts and a button down shirt. An hour into rehearsal the shirt was halfway unbuttoned and I said to him "Dude you look like a male stripper." And then stripper jokes came the rest of the night. At the last minute of rehearsal...
Me: Hey Philip, let's work on a routine sometime.
Philip: What, a dance routine?
Me: Nevermind.
Philip: Oh...you mean a dance routine. wink
And here's a non band moment with band kids:
Me: Haha, Ben's such a loner over there!
Ben: You know what else rhymes with loner?
Me: Boner?
Randy: No! Erection! God Kayla, you're so perverted!
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Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:31 pm
Jazz Audition[Friday] :
I SAW DREW...Saxophone Drew.
Georgia was staring at me, I was behind him..
Everrett[Marcus's older,nice and not annoying brother, he plays Clarinet] switched w/ Georgia because Georgia got "1" which meant he was first, but Everrett wanted to be first.. Me:[GEORGE IS A BIG BABY!!! D:< ]
Georgia was looking at me..Stalkerish. O_____O I was SO scared.
That Flute boy played a little for Peter.He didn't sound that bad. :]
That boy came up and asked me how long I've been playing. It felt interview ish.
"How long have you been playing?"
"I joined Band late, like in April..So I only played for a few months."
"Are you good?"
"I'm pretty good, I'm not excellent though! 8D"
Drew played his Sax so funny like.. He has his one foot on the seat and it looked like a hero pose...Only with a Hero playing a sax. xDD
My mom came into the auditorium so effin embarrasing. She told me not to be mean to her because..: Drew was behind me 2)Drew knows who my mom is. @____@ Big regret..
When somebody finishes, we can practice for a few seconds. So I didn't know this drummer was up on stage and I played. D^:
After Drew, It was my turn. =O
I was nervous and I played the F major Scale so jittery.. D: I remember it by heart though..
Mr.Hanna wanted me to play "Ain't Misbehavin'" TWICE... Why? I forgot the long notes... .__. Then I had to play a High Bb infront of everyone.
Foyer[sp?] :
Me,Drew,Georgia and this dude were waiting for our parents...
I saw a can of peaches.. xP It was near the heater.
Drew and this dude were having this competition to see who could reach the "EXIT" sign w/ their hands. Drew's T-shirt was too short so I saw his boxers.... their red w/ blue plaid...tehe
Georgia just smiled. O______________O
*Has now Georgeophobia, a fear of George*
There was this van that said "OCUCPATIONAL TRAINING" So Drew was laughing and said" "My dad had to take OT."
This Dude:NO WAY DREW YOUR MOM GOT HERE BEFORE MY MOM?! Drew:Yeah! > biggrin
After School:
Thora said that Michel[Horn, 8th grade]is as fat as Po from Kung Fu Panda. xDD Thora:THEN HE SQUASHES KEVIN AND SAYS "Skadosh!" xDD Me:Then Jamin[Saxophone, 8th grade] is just standing there, then runs...Fear teh power of Michel. :3
Band:
Whenever Ryan plays a super low note, Marcus pretends its a fart[A pretends it smells like one. xD]. xD
We finished "As The Dawn Breaks"!! > : D Our band is awsum and your isn't... :3
I got my Eb C. Scale. D: I got a.... 6/14... ;____; I wanted to die.
Alex pressed Scott's water valve when Scott was playing. xP
The trumpets got their seats messed up...What can I say? Their TRUMPETS... [Not saying all trumpet players are brain less. ]
Hallway:
Thora told me she saw her "Husband", Georgia... [George isn't really her hubby, He beat her at checkers in 4th grade...So she thought he had a crush on her because he always wanted to help.... 8D]
Lessons:
Dundundun..GEORGIA WAS THERE!!! EVERY ONE HIDE!!!111 xD
Scott was talking bout band nicknames... Michael's was Harry Potter[Michael is bristish..]. xDDD Georgia:Random comeback, Scotti. >|
Scott thinks the Baritone Sax sounds gross. I highly disagree. >___>
Mr.Hanna was telling us who will and who won't be as good as him...
Georgia: Until HS.
Clarinets:They'll NEVA be as good as him.
Flutes:Soon.
Saxophones: Maybe.
8D
Georgia was smiling at me.. O____o [For more info, please look at my last post, which was Friday.]
Mr.Hanna had to play the Horn part[In Amazing Grace], and Georgia was doing a thumbs down symbol. xD Mr.Hanna said he isn't very good at brass...He owns a Tuba[He's not good at that either]. The only woodwind he wasn't good at was the Baritone Sax.
The Horns were playing too loud, so Georgia yelled "FRENCH HORNS!!!!SHUT UP!!!!" xDDD
Mr.Hanna wanted me to play Concert High D 1st..I fail on high notes, thats why I want to play Tuba[and for its rich sound.]
Scott's Water valve was full of spit, so he spook and spit poured out. XP
After School:
I saw the HighSchool Marching Band. Somebody had a silver trombone and flipped it like a lightsaber.
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:25 am
Oh my god!! People were doing playoffs (a playing test we have to do) and so we had to do something quitely so my friend made a paper hat and my other freind took it and she turned it over and said "Look! Womens underwear!" Then she took her french horn mouth piece and put it in there and said "Now its mens underwear!!" XP!! Funniest thing ever, it was so hard not to laugh outloud XD!!
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:38 am
SummerRepublic Has anyone heard of the Breathing Gym? Its just a bunch of brersthing exercises and some of them get really funny. Well, during band camp we were doing it and one of the exercises called for everyone to suck in as much air as they could then suck in little little bits of air making a slurp noise. It was hilarious since everyone was on their toes with the weirdest faces. HILARIOUS. What band do you go to? cause that sounds like my band....
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:18 pm
Zetsumei_Auron_FFX SummerRepublic Has anyone heard of the Breathing Gym? Its just a bunch of brersthing exercises and some of them get really funny. Well, during band camp we were doing it and one of the exercises called for everyone to suck in as much air as they could then suck in little little bits of air making a slurp noise. It was hilarious since everyone was on their toes with the weirdest faces. HILARIOUS. What band do you go to? cause that sounds like my band....
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:56 pm
Le_Scratch I had a spar with some of those colorguard swords during a free day. I lost to the trumpeter I was sparring with, because I suck with swords xD But, that wasn't really funny, I suppose... I can't remember any really funny times in the class. However... at a competition, they had airgrams... Me and the same trumpeter from the sword match sent one up... with one word. 'Souls!!' rofl Inside joke, I'm afraid. Our band has a good number of gamers, so... yeah xd haha, nice! Same at the competition we had last week. The first one was from some of our drumline. The message was "Oh Ray, oh Ray, oh Ray." Ray is our drumline captain. The guy said it so boringly that it was funny. We always said it in a "gay" voice, but how he said it: Hilarious! The second was from our drum major Ryan. We told him to make a special message about our school RHS. The message was "Rancho... you know." We all stood and just celebrated! That's always a chant at varsity games "Rancho! You know! Rancho! You know! Rancho! You know!" We made our presence known... even if we got 6th place. All this, and I'm only a freshman. XD
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:10 am
mr b thinks our band room is haunted because there will be a perfectly stacked rack of extra chair(dont ask) and then they will fall over and try to randomly kill someone(usually me,ali,ben,or j.j.
intruments of these people:ali=tenor sax,j.j.=tuba,me=bass trumpet,ben=trombone(yes we have only one of each!)
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:47 pm
ok, so our jazz band went to a festival and then also the dance team went too and one of the girls ended up playing the concert in a tutu!!
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:00 pm
when ever our BD says "play do" we scream PLAYDOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:10 pm
Well today a senior tied our drum major to a rolling chair with bungee cords. then rolled him out nto the middle of the hallway and left him there. the sub had to untie him. rofl
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:22 am
On time my bd made a huge scene falling off th podium^.^ everyone was laughing. another time he was explaining a fudal section and he said once you get done with the melody, get off of it and give someone else a turn. The trombone player Melody was blushing soooo hard and everyone else was laughing. it took a sec for our bd to realise what was so funny.
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:55 pm
hahaha the funniest one was one time even though im in band, my band teacher is the choir teacher too, so they were singing "Carol of the Bells" and we were gonna play along with them, and he said that the girls were singing "Diiiiiiiiing Dooooong Diiiiing Doooong" and then they had to keep ssinginng it, and at the end they had to sing "dooong" and he said "girls hold on to ur dingdongs!" and it sounded soooo hilarious hAHAHA.
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:07 pm
omfg i have another hahaha.. anywaaaaaay..
who's heard of Blue Devils?? or Drum Corps International, its like a marching band but like professional-ish and its only brass, percussion and pit and colorguard, well aanywaaay my brother is in Blue Devils B, and every year on the last rehearsal at their rehearsal place, they have a tradition called "Hackfest" and its when all the ppl that were in it last year, play the show they did last year and on the night of it everyone comes like pretty much halfnaked, guys wearing boxers no shirts, girl with tiny a** shorts and it was sooo hilarious this one guy was wearing like girly shorts, and really really SHORT SHORTS was running around the field and ran off to like the CORNER faar away and it was soo funny, pretty much everyone 4got the music and it was pretty much just random a** notes being played, and the colorguard waving their flags around like RANDDDOOM
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