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 Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:00 am
I see blood on the sidewalk, so I grab a mop to clean it up.
However, the janitor that the mop belonged to had some mental issues and chased me down the street with a broom.
When I came to the end of the street, I was forced to have a MOP VS. BROOM duel with the janitor!
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I lost.
I dropped the mop.
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:29 am
I decide that very moment I find the mop that I want to try pole vaulting.
So I climb to the nearest and highest roof I find and try to pole vault with the mop from one roof top to another.
I fail.
I drop a dead lady bug.
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:50 pm
I pick the lady bug, but while adding it to my collection I accidentally break the glass and I recieve one on a major vein. I die.
I drop... my collection of bugs.
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:02 pm
Me, being terrified of bugs, dies of fright from seeing the bugs.....
I dropped a Superman cape
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:11 pm
I put on the cape, and thinking it gave me superpowers, jumped off of the roof of a building.
I was never seen again.
All that was left was a necklace.
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:41 am
I pick up the necklace, and thinking it's a candy necklace, I try and eat it.
I choke on the cheap plastic beads and die, whilst foaming at the mouth.
I drop a pile of delicious steaming waffles.
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:09 am
I, delighted to see the waffles, devour them, not knowing they are poisonous.
I die and leave behind a sock.
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:10 am
I pick up the sock and make a sock puppet with it using some powder I found earlier that day. I however did not realize the powder was a mercury compound and through inhaling a bit too much I die of mercury poisoning.
I drop a can of cheese whiz as I lay on the floor, screaming in agony.
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:22 am
"CHEESE!!!!" I exclaim as I see the can of squirtable cheese.
However, a passing photographer takes this as his cue to snap a picture of me. The flash blinds me momentarily, and as I reel he runs off to post the picture in the newspaper.
I become instantly famous and come into TONS of money, allowing me to buy a huge mansion.
as I stand on the top balcony of said mansion, my number one fan LEAPS from behind me and tackles me, causing me to plummet to my death.
I drop an expensive designer jacket.
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:00 pm
I put on said designer jacket, realized I looked like one of the Jonas brothers, and commit suicide.
In my wake I leave a ring
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:42 pm
I pick up the ring and sell it on E-Bay. I cut my finger on the box I use to ship the ring and it become infected with the flesh eating illness.
My skeleton falls out of the back of the truck that is transporting me to my grave.
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:17 pm
I donate the skeleton to a health class so they have a prop for when they study bones. Unfortuntely I am accused of murder and a hit is put out on me. I walk home later that week and get sniped from a rooftop, my brains splattering all over the sidewalk.
I drop a 12-pack of Sprite I bought at the local convenience store.
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:00 pm
I pick up the Sprite and drink it when I get home. I die from poisoning. Apparently there was more than one hit man after you.
I drop the remote.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:54 pm
I pick up the remote, and I see it doesn't change the freakin channel. With every press of the button, I hear explosions getting closer. I ignore it, and I press the power button to turn the TV off. A Soviet Warhead slams and explodes on my head. There was no evidence of anything within a 1 meter radius.
The only thing they saw was a necklace with a pentagram pendant.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:42 pm
So i found the Necklace and put it on....then i slip on water and fall while falling the necklace gets caught on a Fire hydrant Choking me to death
also while falling i drop the loaf of Bread i was carrying
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