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 Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 4:22 am
so that's why he's humping my leg.. oh wait, that might not have been the case.
mom!! I committed seppuuku!!
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:51 pm
well finally, it's about time!
Mum I sold all your jewelry...
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:30 am
well, i guess that makes us even! i sold your soul to the devil anyway.. bwuhahahahahaha!!!!!!!
mom! i got into a fight with kim jong il!!
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:10 am
well, if its ur bf then make up with him but if its a friend or another person then ******** HIM(sorry i used this word , it wouldnt happen again )
mum, i dont wanna go to school anymore
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:51 am
Well, than you will become one of those people who have to use the F-bomb every time they talk. lol
Mum, remember that antique wedding ring you used to have? Did you know that the switch near the sink isn't a light?
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:56 am
oh really? I guess you won't be entering college, then *faints*
mom! I accidentally napalmed our neighbors!
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:13 pm
good job they were driving me insane anyways
mum, I accidentally electrocuted grandma
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:20 pm
Finally, I am glad you had the guts to put her to rest.. her naging was just oh!
Mum, I am not a virgin anymore...
(Wonders what the reply to this will be)
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:33 am
It's about time!!! mrgreen
Mom! I'll be executed tomorrow!!
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:30 am
Ah good, do me a favour and take your brother with you. Then I'll be free at last!
Mum I turn off a switch and now the world is colourless..
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:09 am
Just the way I like it! *kisses forehead* Thanks son!
Mom! I broke your spine!
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:14 am
Thanks, I needed an excuse to skip work anyways. Now then, be a dear and pay my my medical bills for me.
Mum, I wasted all the money from my college savings...
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:07 pm
-hands you the papers- you better get a job because I;m not gonna help you get it back~
mum, I exploded a watermelon in your room
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:38 pm
thank you, the new colour on the wall seems to fit well with the bed...and it's got that new watermelony taste
Mum, I blew up your new boyfriend
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:47 pm
*gives cookie* I wondered how to get rid of him....
Mum, I shot a Police officer...
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