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 Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:38 pm
Granted, but you'll need to buy diapers from now on.
I wish my new cellphone came in another color than pink. v__v
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:00 pm
granted, but every color -other- than pink spontaniously combusts.
I wish I could draw a strait line
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:20 am
Granted, but now you can't draw proper curves anymore and the male anatomy in your art now looks like very long, thin triangles.
I wish my cellphone came in pink!
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:53 am
granted, but one day you mistake it for gotten candy and eat it.
I wish vacation would get here already!
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:29 pm
Granted. A young woman comes to your door, knocks and introduces herself as "Vacation"
I wish for a never-ending supply of fresh tacos!
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:46 pm
granted, but then the tacos just keep building up and up until it becomes too much for this dimension to hold and it implodes upon itself becoming a single taco that isn't so fresh
i wish for a can of ice tea crystals, I'm getting sick of soda
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:22 pm
Granted, but there's a sudden drink water shortage and you are forced to eat it with a spoon.
I wish I had more practice drawing muscly men for this commission.
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:43 pm
Granted, but your hands and arms are so sore from all of the sudden practice that you can't move them for weeks until they heal.
I wish Emeril Legassi was my personal chef
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:33 pm
granted, but all day and night all you ever hear from him is 'BAM!'
I wish I could sleep
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:12 am
granted, but then you slip into a coma and dream that you are unable to sleep
i wish for a fried egg
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:39 am
Granted, but this was a fertilized egg that got slipped into the bunch--just so you know, that's not ketchup.
I wish I was Superman.
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:56 pm
Granted, but that brand new box of Lex-Brand cereal called "Krypto Krunch" is your undoing.
I wish it was Christmas twice a year!
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:58 pm
Granted, but now every other day of the year is a Monday.
I wish I knew the words to every creditreport.com commercial-song.
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:27 pm
franted, buut you forget everythig else and are incarcerated in a mental institution for sining the songs over and over
i wish for a llama
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:56 pm
Granted, but it never eats the ham you feed it D:
I wish I had my book back
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