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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:29 pm


My sis came up with this one
There are threee 'p's in band
Posture
Position
AND.....
Puffiation
PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 8:53 pm


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This should totally be on a marching band shirt

is it sad that I've onlybeen in band for three years and they all apply?

No,
i have also named both of my french horns, my flip folder, lyre and my collapsible stand.
I also know my french horns' birthdays

Lil_Miss_Houdini


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PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2008 5:07 pm


Trumpets:
Phear my spit
(I always end up sitting below a trumpet on the bleachers when we play games...usually the jerky ones.)

(Name of band)
Making Football Games Matter since (Year the band started)
PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2008 5:22 pm


...um we're pretty onoriginal. we were saring perverted things about the fingering chart sweatdrop

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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 6:26 pm


Front: What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

Back: Drool.

xd
PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 7:34 pm


It already is one. My friend as it.
Life without music would B(flat)

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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 11:11 am


"THERE'S TOO MANY NOTES IN THIS MEASURE TO PLAY REALLY FAST! O.O"
PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 7:58 pm


Everyone here should go to mentalfloss.com


There are a couple band shirts there, I think.

"Bach: the original deaf beat"

that's one of 'em, anyway.

Aaya-San

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Marching Band no Jutsu

PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 8:37 am


Worlds Smallest Violin
*Points to the little phrase in signature*

Me and Matt always make that trombone joke....
because those damn trumpets sure can't!
PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:52 am


biggrin I have a jacket that says this...

"What is the football team doing on our field?"

Oh and I saw this on a shirt I wanted...

"FLUTES! -Intimdation through hyperventilation."

biggrin

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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 1:12 pm


Lil_Miss_Houdini
sooper_cool
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This should totally be on a marching band shirt

is it sad that I've onlybeen in band for three years and they all apply?

No,
i have also named both of my french horns, my flip folder, lyre and my collapsible stand.
I also know my french horns' birthdays

#s six and seven so apply to me. xd
PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:09 am


"The Field belongs to the marching band; the band graciously allows the football team play on it."

"Pfft.... Nobody comes to watch the games, they come to see the band at halftime!"

"Marching band.... because I'm cool like that."

"Fact: Marching bands have the biggest trophy cases in the school."

"Fact: musicians get more scholarships than that of a football player."

"Fact: Cheerleaders get frustrated because the marching band cheers gets all the attention from the fans."

"Fact: A football player wouldn't last one week of band camp."

"Fact: Marching band is a sport, how could it not be? It has to do with physical endurance, teamwork and competing doesn't it?"

"When a underclassmen annoys the living crap out of you and tells you what to do, stuff them in the tuba."

"The dirtiest games and secrets happen in the back of the band buses."

"We don't care if we think your sane, majority counts, you're labeled as insane anyway. I mean.... that's what you get for being in the marching band."

"Fact: marching bands have the largest amounts of inside jokes than any other clique."

"The marching band is one big family, we fight, we're close, and who else can you ask out loud if you need a tampon, and everyone still looks at you like you're normal?"

"You learn every sexual connotation there is from the upperclassmen as a middle schooler."

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:52 pm


Front of Shirt: Blow Harder, tromebones!!!

Back of Shirt: And to think we wonder why its all guys in the section...
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:26 pm


for color guard...

front: i have a rifle and a saber...

back: and a flag! fear me!

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