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 Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:18 pm
Jareth nodded. "Yes, you told me in your letters. Some of it I really didn't need to know."
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:20 pm
"Oh come on Jareth.. You always need to know that kind of thing, especially when you're not getting anything yourself.." He chuckled, eyeing the interesting building they were heading for..
"How are we going to find a pirate priest in a brothel, its going to be like trying to find Jonik's coin purse, almost impossible by so worthwhile when you actually manage it..."
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:24 pm
Jareth laughed. "Well we'll just have to pay a visit to all the crooked priests in this place and I've seen you trying to find Jonik's purse. The poor boy must think you're intent on molesting him."
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:32 pm
Caspian grimaced,
"Joy and rapture.. I just can't wait to get started," he stated with a roll of his eyes,
"Still, what has to be done has to be done, you know..? Lets get to it then.." he shook his head,
"I'll take the left you take the right, we've got a priest to find.."
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:35 pm
"Right. We'll randezvous at the bar in an hour. If you get in trouble then...make a noise like a dying owl."
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:38 pm
Caspian grinned again and shot his wife a thumbs up,
"Its gotta be better than the fox mating call we used as kids, though that still works well at freaking Alec out!" He grinned madly as he skuttled into the bar with a yell of:
"OKAY! WHO MARRIED ME HERE..? . . . Angus.. put your hand down.. we agreed never to talk about it..."
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:44 pm
Jareth sighed and took the more subdued option of asking individuals. Although he did wonder about Angus.
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:46 pm
Caspian was getting well and truely sick of the smell of the drunk and psudo holy by the time he reached the half way part of the room, and nowhere had he seen the eyeless man that he vaguely remembered and thought they were looking for, though he could quite easilly have passed him three or four times, there was a rather poppy like smell in the air, it was making him a little giddy actually..
It was fun.
Probably not a good thing though.
"Why are priests so hard to find in brothels..." he sighed to himself before carrying on his search.
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:54 pm
Jareth, was almost at the end of his tether. There were hundreds of priests in this godforsaken place, and none of them were willing to admit that they had married him...except Angus...
Finally he passed a man he vaguely recognised, sitting alone in a grotty booth. Well he was worth a try.
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:58 pm
Father Andre McDougral was drunk as a fairly shocked gherkin that had found itself unceremoniously dumped into a fat of pure ethanol. He'd had a few marriages the last few days which had left him in pocket for the first time in a while, and naturally that meant he had money that really needed to be drunk.
He was happily swigging his pint of something or other when the smell of cheap perfum and peaches caught his nostrils and he suddenly bellowed,
"NO REFUNDS YOU GREAT DONKEY!" He almost dropped his glass,
"I TELL YOU THIS BEFORE I DO'S! NO REFUNDS I SAY!" He knew that scent.
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:03 pm
Jareth quickly tried to stop the old grouch from drawing attention to them by grabbing the priest by the chin in an attempt to shut him up.
"Ok, ok, we're not interested in a refund we just want you to undo whatever it was you did! Now for the love of Pete, keep it down."
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:10 pm
"I DON'T KNOW NO PETE!" The drunken clergyman bellowed, throwing his head around,
"GERROF MEH FACE! I NEED THAT TO DRINK!" He hollared again, making a few more flaily gestures,
"Undo what? What you mean? Whats problem?"
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:15 pm
"The marriage, you twit" cried Jareth "The one you performed last night. We were drunk you see, so we want an annulment...or a divorce, or whatever we need to end it."
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:21 pm
"No refunds." The priest reiterated,
"I perform lots of marriages, and circumcisions, and exorcisms.. how amd I meant to remember one from the next? What make yours so special you peachy smelling man thing..?" the man picked up his drink and took a big gulp from it,
"Drink.. You cant blame the drink, you'll realise that one day.."
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:25 pm
"Well my husband over there, and his crew, and Xiao Ling and her opium vendors.....and the catman, will all be very upset if you don't annul this marriage." Jareth threatened angrily.
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