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 Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:28 pm
There's an eye in me soup....
School and black holes have alot in common. They both suck.
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:47 pm
*NOTE*
Memom=my grandma
David= my 9 year old brother
This takes place on thanksgiving. David asks about the gravy.
David: "What's that Memom?"
Memom: "That's A Ju!"
David: "What's 'A Ju'?"
Dad: "That's fancy talk for 'critter drippin's'."
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:25 pm
Anything for you mmagical fat faced talking pinyata
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:07 am
Chickens go "cluck cluck"
Cows go "Moo"
Piggies go "Snort Snort"
How 'bout you?
I want to be an animal just like youuuuuu!
-Cukoo Cukoo-
-I'm just a birdie too!-
Uh?...
Lemurs go "Pht Pht"
Ostrich go "Beh"
Koalas go "Chk Chk-Chk Chk-Chk Chk-Chk"
HUH!?!?!
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:52 pm
(sings)
Oh the animals, the animals. Let's talk dirty to the animals. ******** you mr, hippo, eat s**t mr bear. Stick my d**k in mr chicken!! I don't reaaaaaaaaaaally care...
Trapped!! Trapped like cabbages in a cabbage trap!!
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:31 pm
One fine morning in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other.
Pull out they're swords and shot each other.
A deft police man heard the noise,
he came and killed those two dead boys.
If you don't believe me,
ask the blind man.
Cause he saw it all.............. wink
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:19 pm
So what?! I perced the toast.
That's just Great!! Just when I thought I could hide in my self pity, a tuna fish attacks.
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:37 am
Duct tape is the force: it has a light and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
Now ask yourself:
What would MacGyver do?
When I went to weddings, it always bugged me when my aunts and grandma's would come up to me and pinch my cheek going 'You're next, you're next'. Yeah, they stopped doing that s**t when I started doing it to them at funerals.
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:07 pm
Do you think God has a sense of humor?
Yeah I think so.
Really?
Yeah, I mean...look at YOUR face.
True story.
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:07 pm
I couldn't think of a humorous one so here's the one from my sig that makes me giggle ha-ha:
Mystic crystal let it shine, spikes just like a porcupine
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:24 pm
You're village idiot has fallen into my hole. A CELEABRATE I SAY!!
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:24 pm
******** morality, eat a baby lol
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:45 pm
I like that one ^ [Polaroid] When I went to weddings, it always bugged me when my aunts and grandma's would come up to me and pinch my cheek going 'You're next, you're next'. Yeah, they stopped doing that s**t when I started doing it to them at funerals.
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:28 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 7:03 pm
Like my grandmother used to say "If you can't say something nice, just exclaim 'Cocks!' and then beat the living s**t out of the weakest person you can find." Later, I learned that she wasn't my grandma, but rather a homeless man. Still, I carry the torch of his mentally unstable wisdom to this day.
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