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whats funnyer to make fun of?
  Band?
  Orchestra? (only strings)
  The ppl in guitar1 playing marry had a little lamb
  The ppl in band1 who can't get there instruments to make a singal sound
  The ppl in orchestra1 who make that HORRIFIC screaching noise and dare call it music
  The ppl in piano1 playing marry had a little lamb
  The CONDUCTERS!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:36 am


I love Malmsteens work but he does get a little tooo full of himself. LOL

I love jokes like that. rolleyes
PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:35 am


One day, the percusson section was not able to do anything right, so, the conductor stood up in front of the entire band and said "You know, when a musician cant play their insturments, they take away the insterment, give them 2 sticks, put them in the back and call them a percussionist" Then, a voice from the percussion section shouted,"And when they cant do that, they take away one of the stick, put them in the front and call them a conductor.

How do you make two piccolos play in tune? You shoot one of them

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 11:45 am


HAAAA, DAM THAT GOOD.

lol

love a good joke
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