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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:12 pm
(Sorry, short post.)
*Sees Joxer fall and hit his head outside. Gasps and runs out to him, but almost trips on the way.*
Oh! My little Joxer-poo! You alright, honey buns?
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:44 pm
eh..muh...eh.... i waz attacked! eek a um... a harpy came in at lightnin speed an hit me on teh head! eek i waz teh only one who culd see it tho cuz of my skills! its lucky i waz helpin clean up these fish or i wulda shown it whose boss! 3nodding *stands up all macho like an puts hand on sword* but dont worry meg! i will protect yuu if it comes back! stare
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:31 pm
*Looks at Joxer in astonishment*
Gee, yer a lot braver than you look!
*wipes nose*
No offense, sweetie pie. But how bout we go wet our whistles back in the tavern? The fish stench is startin' to get to me.
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:23 pm
anythin yuu want snookms! 3nodding *looks back at fish seller* yuu shuld realleh take better care of yur fish stare ther ARE ladys present stare *walks back into teh tavern with meg an up to teh bartender.* hey barkeep! how about some rum? (wine? beer? grog? meade? whut did they drink? whee ) *flexes puny muscles an looks back at meg macholike again*
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:15 pm
*Slumps down in the seat next to him.*
Get me whatever he's gettin', an make it double!
*Smiles goofily, and jokingly punches Joxer in the jaw, but unintentionally hits him real hard*
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:51 pm
*rubs jaw* ah...yea. yuu got a real arm... ninja barely phased me tho. *turns around teh pick up drinks an makes a ow face*
bartender: 3 dinars.
me: i dont think yuu realleh kno who yur dealin with bud cool
bartender: 3 dinars.
me: im not sure yuu heard me. neutral i said- *grabs me by shirt an holds me over bar* well.... allright! sweatdrop but just cuz i dont wanteh embarress yuu! *gives him 3 dinars an gives meg her drink*
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:10 pm
*Notices that Joxer paid for the drinks*
I'll drink to that!
*Glugs down almost half her drink.*
Hey, wait a minute! Where did you get those dinars anyway? Last time I checked, you don't got a job! Me, on the other hand..
*Adjusts cleavage, and smirks*
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:46 pm
i got is as a favor from savin orpheus from teh bacchae! 3nodding yuu mighta heard xena did that...but it waz me 3nodding i just let her take teh credit. *chucks down some rum an starts coffing*
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:58 pm
*Looks blank and scratches head*
But if Orphidus was just a head, how'd he give it to ya?
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:22 pm
eh...um... ninja i find it best not teh question teh way of teh gods 3nodding *sips drink so i stop talkin*
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:46 am
Moronicus swayed drunkenly up to the bar. "Barkeep! Gimme anoder mead!" She looked over at Joxer and sneered. "Gimme sum space, willya?" She shoved Joxer, spilling the man's drink all over him and Meg.
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:17 pm
*Stands up and puffs out chest in an angry manner at the other drunkard*
HEY! Why don't you come over here, tough stuff? I'll give you a free trip to Mount Olympus- courtesy of my fists!
*Puts up hands and prepares to brawl with the lady*
(I know, I stole that line from an episode)
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:35 pm
Moronicus looked cockeyed at Meg. "Doyou know who yer tal *hic* talkin to, girly?" She pointed to her chest with her thumb. "I'm Moronicus. You cin jus keep yer girly hans toyerself *hic*" She attempted to nod her head in emphasis, but it threw her off balance, and she put her hand on Joxer's chest to catch herself.
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:00 pm
What kinda name is Moronicus? I'll tell ya what kinda name it is! A stupid one! And get yer hands off my man, you filthy wench!
*Shoves her a little into the bar and looks at her mockingly and as if she were more superior*
C'mon! Lessee what ya got!
*Bares teeth with tongue sticking out*
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:09 pm
ther ther ladies. thers enough man teh go around. cool *puts hands on hips an leans on bar. turns an looks at bartender* this happens teh me all the time 3nodding
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