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 Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:16 pm
Nine: "You know... one day. Just one day, maybe... I'm gonna meet someone who gets the whole 'don't wander off' thing."
Nine: "I'll tell you what's happening. You forgot to set your alarm clock. It's volcano day."
Nine: "What's life? Life's easy. A quirk of matter. Nature's way of keeping meat fresh. Nothing to a nanogene. One problem, though - these nanogenes - they're not like the ones on your ship. This lot have never seen a human being before. Don't know what a human being's supposed to look like. All they've got to go on is one little body, and there's not a lot left. But they carry right on. They do what they're programmed to do, they patch it up. Can't tell what's gasmask and what's skull, but they do their best. Then off they fly - off they go, work to be done. 'Cos you see NOW they THINK they know what people should look like and it's time to fix all the rest. And they won't ever stop. They won't ever, ever stop. The entire Human Race is gonna be torn down and rebuilt in the form of one terrified child looking for its mother, and NOTHING in the world can stop it!"
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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:10 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:43 am
Fifth Doctor: An apple a day keeps the uh.. nevermind.
Sixth Doctor: I am not people, Peri, I happen to be me!
Peri: Doctor..?
Sixth: You're expecting someone else?
Peri: I... I-I..
Sixth: That's three "I's" in one breath, makes you sound a rather egotistical young lady.
Peri: What's happened..?
Sixth: Change, my dear.. and it seems not a moment too soon.
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:26 am
4th Doctor: Say ahhh.
K-9: a..a..a..h..h
4th Doctor: Aah! Ah. Laryngitis! How can a robot catch laryngitis? I mean, what do you need it for? Hm? Romana!? Laryngitis?
Romana: Doctor.
4th Doctor: Romana, the dogs got laryngitis. I thought...
I'm sorry, I thought you were Romana. Have you seen a...
(whispers) What are you doing here?
Romana: Regenerating. Do you like it?
4th Doctor: Regererating? But, what are you talking about regenerating, only time lords regenrate, look its awfully nice to see you Princess Astra.
Romana: Romana.
4th Doctor: Romana? Aah!
K-9: a..a..h..
4th Doctor: Shut up K-9!
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:17 pm
Doctor: Rose, take Mickey and Arthur. Get after him, follow it. Don't approach it, just watch what it does.
Rose: Arthur?
Doctor: Good name for a horse.
Rose: No, you're not keeping the horse.
Doctor: I let you keep Mickey, now go go go!
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:13 pm
Hmm. Let's see if I can remember any that have not been mentioned.
Rose: stare Oh, look at what the cat dragged in. The Oncoming Storm.
10: You sound just like your mother.
9: Rose, I'm trying to resonate concrete.
Rose Tyler: Okay, so he's vanished into thin air. Why is it always the great looking ones who do that?
9: I'm making an effort not to be insulted.
Rose Tyler: I mean... men.
9: Okay, thanks, that really helps!
Jack: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, "Ooh, this could be a little more sonic."?
9: What, you've never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?
Donna: Typical. All the decent men are on the other bus.
10: Or Time Lords.
Donna: One! One word! Shake, milk-shake, milk! Milk! No? Not milk! Um, shake, shake, shake! Cocktail shake! What, d'you want a Harvey Wallbanger?
10: Harvey Wallbanger?
Donna: Well, I don't know!
10: How is Harvey Wallbanger one word?
Agatha Christie: What do you need Doctor?
10: Salt! I was miming salt! I need salt! I need something salty!
Donna: What about this?
10: What is it?
Donna: Salt!
10: That's too salty!
9: Blimey!
Rose: Don't laugh.
9: You look beautiful... considering.
Rose: Considering what?
9: That you're human.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:10 pm
Ten:
" I'm the doctor. I'm a timelord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasteborus. I'm 903 years old and I'm the man who's going to save your lives and all 6 billion people on the planet below.
You have a problem with that?"
Man: " No."
Ten: " well then alonzie!"
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:47 pm
Nine: I love Bannanas. Bannanas are good.
Donna: You've got a box. He's got a Ferrari.
Donna: Oi! Watch it spaceman!
HumanDoc: Oi! Watch it earth girl!
Ten: Oh. You guys are so thick. So thickety thick from thicktown. Form thickania. And so's your dad.
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:42 pm
[Most of my favorites have already been posted...
But I don't recall seeing this one:
Jack (as Mickey and Rose have a moment): Aww, sweet, look at these two. How come I never get any of that?
Nine: Buy me a drink first.
Jack: You're such hard work.
Nine: But worth it. 3nodding
Ten: My mate Ben, that was a day and a half. I got rope burns off that kite, and then I got soaked..... and then, I got electrocuted!
and goodness, SO many more...]
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:11 pm
...Wow...I think I have too many to list. I know one of my favorites has to be the conversation between the Doctor and Donna at the end of Doomsday.
I'm not sure if I remember it correctly, but it's something like:
Donna: Wha...?
The Doctor: What...?
Donna: Who're you?
The Doctor: What...?
Donna: Where am I?
The Doctor: What...?
Donna: What the hell is this place?!
The Doctor: What...?!
Here's random ones!
Rose: Do you like my gun?
Sec: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You are superior in only one respect.
Leader: What is that?
Sec: You are better at dying.
The Doctor: Deluded. Bless. I'll have to trade her in. Do you need anyone? She's very good at tea. Well, when I say "very good" I mean not bad. Well, I say "not bad" - anyway, lead on.
The Doctor: I just want a mate!
Donna: You're not mating with me, sunshine!
The Doctor: A mate! I want a mate!
Donna: Well, just as well, cos I'm not having any of that nonsense! You're just a long streak of nothing!
Donna: You fought her off with a water pistol...? I bloody love you!
I have so many others...XD
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:57 pm
The Doctor: So the year five billion, the Sun expands, the Earth gets roasted.
Rose: That was our first date.
The Doctor: We had chips. [Rose chuckles] So anyway, planet gone. All rocks and dust, but the human race lives on spread out across the stars. Soon as the Earth burns up, ooh, they get all nostalgic, big revival movement. So they find this place. Same size as the Earth. Same air, same orbit. Lovely. All those outer humans move in.
Rose: What's the city called?
The Doctor: New New York.
Rose: Oh, come on.
The Doctor: It is! It's the city of New New York! Strictly speaking, it's the fifteenth New York since the original, so that makes it New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New New York.
[Rose laughs]
The Doctor: What?
Rose: You're so different.
The Doctor: New-New Doctor.
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:40 pm
My current favorite.
Doctor: Go. Take Arthur and Mickey.
Rose: Arthur?
Doctor: Good name for a horse.
Rose: you're not keeping the horse
Doctor: I let you keep Mickey
Second favorite Doctor: Box falls out of sky, man falls out of box, man eats fish custard
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 3:56 pm
10th Doctor: Wha-Why didnt it land?
Lady: It did land
10th doctor: But there should be a noise....like...(makes random series of noises)....
Lady: Its not supposed to make that noise, its because you leave the brakes on...
10th doctor: ....But....I like that noise.....
(I think thats how it went, I forgot..)
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 1:00 am
"could it be frozen"
"oh no impossible at the temperature... besides it's too warm"
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 4:56 pm
The Doctor: Can I have an apple? All I can think about-apples. I think I'm having a craving! That's new, never had cravings before!
Later...
[The Doctor bites into an apple Amelia gives him, then spits it out]
The Doctor: That's disgusting. What is that?
Amelia: It's an apple.
The Doctor: Apples are rubbish, I hate apples.
Amelia: You said you loved them.
The Doctor: No, no, no. I love yoghurt. Yoghurt's my favorite. Give me yoghurt.
[Amelia gets the Doctor a cup of yogurt. He opens it, pours some into his mouth, and then spits it out]
The Doctor: I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.
Amelia: You said it was your favorite.
The Doctor: New mouth. New rules. It's like eating after cleaning your teeth, everything tastes wro—agh!
[doubles over involuntary]
Amelia: What is it? What's wrong with you?
The Doctor: What's wrong with me? It's not my fault. Why can't you get me any decent food? You're Scottish. Fry something.
[Amelia begins to fry some bacon]
The Doctor: Ah! Bacon!
[The Doctor bangs his fork on the table, eats some bacon, and then spits it out]
The Doctor: Bacon. That's bacon? ...Are you trying to poison me?
[Amelia cooks some beans]
The Doctor: Ah! You see, beans.
[The Doctor bangs his fork on the table, eats some beans, and then spits them into the sink]
The Doctor: Beans are evil. Bad, bad beans.
[Amelia readies some bread and butter]
The Doctor: Bread and butter? Now you're talking.
[Amelia pushes the plate with the bread and butter to him. Scene cuts to the Doctor throwing the plate out the door. It smashes, and a cat yowls]
The Doctor: AND STAY OUT!!!
[The Doctor is pacing in agitation whilst Amelia looks in the fridge]
Amelia: We've got some carrots?
The Doctor: Carrots? Are you insane? No, wait, hang on. I know what I need. I need... I need... I need... Fish fingers and custard.
[Scene cuts to the Doctor happily eating fish fingers, which he is dipping in a large bowl of custard]
-Sorry, but seeing as this is my favorite doctor, and an amazing scene, to say the least, I had to put it all on...
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