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 Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:28 am
Your momma's so fat when she went to the zoo, the elephant began to throw peanuts at her.
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:34 am
yo mama is so ugly when she sees herself in the mirror she's frightened
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:04 pm
man, yo momma's house is so dusty the roaches ride around in dune buggies.
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:08 pm
yo mama's so big she went to a doctor with a flesh eatting desease and he said she had 80 years to live
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:16 pm
yo momma's so stupid she thought asphalt was a skin disease.
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:44 pm
Yo mama's like a bowling ball
She gets picked up
Fu*ked
And throw into the gutter
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:54 pm
Yo momma's house is so dirty I got tripped by a rat and mugged by roaches.
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:17 pm
Yo mama is so poor I tripped in the doorway and landed in the backyard
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:23 pm
Yo momma so poor, she has to wave around a Popsicle for air conditioning.
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:50 pm
Yo mama's so gross, I saw her yellow panties and she told me they were white when she bought them. mad
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:20 pm
Yo mamas breath is so stank, she is the cause of global warming.
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:14 am
I shouldn't pick on your momma, she's so nice she'd give me the hair off her back.
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:33 am
Better than the hair on yo mama's butt
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 12:18 pm
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 12:42 pm
Yo mama is God's only mistake.
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