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 Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:47 pm
I got no good ones right now
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:03 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 3:45 pm
Man, I stink at making jokes like the ones on Family guy... crying
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:22 am
Peter: I have some really, really good news.
Patient: Im healthy and im gonna live till im 100?
Peter: No, no no, your gonna die next month. But guess who saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico? I did!
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:52 am
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:01 am
heres my family guy inspired skit, starring .... ME!
*Ryo opens the DVD player*
Ryo:what to watch what to watch what to watch ... hmmmm...
]five minutes later[
*racoon jumps out of the dvd player and mauls Ryo to death*
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:14 am
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:39 am
those are all pretty funny.... to bad i cant think of one....
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:59 pm
Garthimar Here's one Peter- I haven't felt this stupid since that time I was outriddled. (flashback sequence in cave) Peter- What's in my pocket? Gollum- That's not fair! Give us three guesses. Peter- Alright but only three. Gollum- Is it wallet? Peter- Nope Gollum- Tissue? Peter- Wrong again. Sheesh you suck at guessing. Peter puts his hands in his pockets. Gollum- Hands? Peter looks down. Peter- Oh crap you're right. LmFaO
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:08 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:10 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:41 pm
Little boy walks up to Chris wearing overalls obiviously a robot and asks
'Do you know where I can find some popsickles'
Chris replys
' Yeah just walk down to old man Herberts place and he has some in his cellar'
' I don't know where that is can you show me?'
' Sure just follow me.'
Cuts to Herbert 'Oh my, my birthday present works.......he faints. making a fainting noise but I dont know how to spell that.
Yeah its not that good but it works.
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:10 am
(Meg is wearing headphones)
Peter-Man Lois I haven't felt this crappy since we got that adoption
(goes to flashback)
Man:So you want to get an adoption
Lois:Yes, we'd like a-
Peter:Hold on Lois, let me handle this, this guy looks kinda slow
Man:Im right here
Peter:WE-WANT-A-GIRL
Man:How about this one
Lois:We'll take her
Man:So what do you want to name her
Both sad Look at eachother)Meg
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:38 pm
familyguyfan218 Little boy walks up to Chris wearing overalls obiviously a robot and asks'Do you know where I can find some popsickles' Chris replys' Yeah just walk down to old man Herberts place and he has some in his cellar' ' I don't know where that is can you show me?' ' Sure just follow me.' Cuts to Herbert 'Oh my, my birthday present works....... he faints. making a fainting noise but I dont know how to spell that.Yeah its not that good but it works. that was actually pretty good!! i wish i could make that up.
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:30 pm
Peter: Oh I remember being a foreign exchange student in middle school.
Teacher: Today class we will learn more about Canada's history. Can anybody tell me anything about Canada?
Peter: I can! Canada sucks!
Teacher: Mr. Griffin! You are in Canada right now!
Peter: Everybody in Canada is a either a whore, hooker, or bisexual!
Teacher: Mr. Griffin! Get out of my.....
Peter: That wig isn't fooling anybody you b*****d!
I know it sucks, but it's the best I could come up with. I'm not that creative.
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