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 Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:42 pm
E_Night Dathu chiisapirate no one really tries to convert me besides those darn mormans. i say darn because it was always the same two who came to my house. pete and alvin. every single week they would come and badger my family so one day my brother and i decided to get back at them. (we told them to stop coming nicely at first don''t worry) so i had nikky over and mom and dad were gone, we had this all planned out. when al and pete knocked on out door taylor opened it from behind so it looked like no one was there then nikky started banging things in the basement and screaming and i was upstairs at the window above the front door and i yelled "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" and i tipped over a bucket of ice cold water through the window screen. they never came back sad dathu being the atheist you are do you cry out oh god when you make love to a woman? I mean i hear its quite commen to scream out oh god when having sex. so is okay for an atheist to do it? ... Aha christians thinking about god when there bangen something 4laugh rofl. How the ******** do you come up with these questions? xd EDIT- I forgot to point out: you said 'bangen something', not someone...but something o.O You get an A+, chiisapirate 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:46 pm
[_caustic_] E_Night Dathu chiisapirate no one really tries to convert me besides those darn mormans. i say darn because it was always the same two who came to my house. pete and alvin. every single week they would come and badger my family so one day my brother and i decided to get back at them. (we told them to stop coming nicely at first don''t worry) so i had nikky over and mom and dad were gone, we had this all planned out. when al and pete knocked on out door taylor opened it from behind so it looked like no one was there then nikky started banging things in the basement and screaming and i was upstairs at the window above the front door and i yelled "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" and i tipped over a bucket of ice cold water through the window screen. they never came back sad dathu being the atheist you are do you cry out oh god when you make love to a woman? I mean i hear its quite commen to scream out oh god when having sex. so is okay for an atheist to do it? ... Aha christians thinking about god when there bangen something 4laugh rofl. How the ******** do you come up with these questions? xd You get an A+, chiisapirate 3nodding what is this chiisapirate? I get these questions from my curiousity about ... stuff. rofl And the folks at glamour have rotted my mind. it all started that one evening when i picked up the 2004 june issue of Glamour.... 4laugh
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:33 pm
I was in a Video Game store once, this was pretty recent. There was this strict lady who had her son with her. The boy was whining about wanting a game.
She asked him which game he wanted...and he said "God of War"...which is for PS2 I beleive.
She told him no. He started to throw a tantrum...and she pulled his pants down and started to spank him. She was lecturing him on not listening to word of "God".
Then after that she told him to be quite...and turned and started to talk to me about God.
I told her that I'm atheist and proud of it. She made this noise and started to go on and on "Where's you're parents. Children need to hear the word of God. You're parents need to...blah..blah..blah"
So I got pissed off....raised both middle fingers in her face and said "You know what? This is how much I care to hear what you are saying. You're an evil, you're foul, and you're god doesn't exist."
I then walked off.
But that was weird. I'm looking to buy a game...and end up leaving without buying anything after a Religious Zealot spanks her child for wanting a game called "God of War" and gets all into my face for being an Atheist.
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:10 am
E_Night Dathu chiisapirate no one really tries to convert me besides those darn mormans. i say darn because it was always the same two who came to my house. pete and alvin. every single week they would come and badger my family so one day my brother and i decided to get back at them. (we told them to stop coming nicely at first don''t worry) so i had nikky over and mom and dad were gone, we had this all planned out. when al and pete knocked on out door taylor opened it from behind so it looked like no one was there then nikky started banging things in the basement and screaming and i was upstairs at the window above the front door and i yelled "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" and i tipped over a bucket of ice cold water through the window screen. they never came back sad dathu being the atheist you are do you cry out oh god when you make love to a woman? I mean i hear its quite commen to scream out oh god when having sex. so is okay for an atheist to do it? ... Aha christians thinking about god when there bangen something 4laugh
get it?
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 8:30 pm
Dathu E_Night Dathu chiisapirate no one really tries to convert me besides those darn mormans. i say darn because it was always the same two who came to my house. pete and alvin. every single week they would come and badger my family so one day my brother and i decided to get back at them. (we told them to stop coming nicely at first don''t worry) so i had nikky over and mom and dad were gone, we had this all planned out. when al and pete knocked on out door taylor opened it from behind so it looked like no one was there then nikky started banging things in the basement and screaming and i was upstairs at the window above the front door and i yelled "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" and i tipped over a bucket of ice cold water through the window screen. they never came back sad dathu being the atheist you are do you cry out oh god when you make love to a woman? I mean i hear its quite commen to scream out oh god when having sex. so is okay for an atheist to do it? ... Aha christians thinking about god when there bangen something 4laugh
get it? yes.
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:55 am
E_Night Dathu E_Night Dathu chiisapirate no one really tries to convert me besides those darn mormans. i say darn because it was always the same two who came to my house. pete and alvin. every single week they would come and badger my family so one day my brother and i decided to get back at them. (we told them to stop coming nicely at first don''t worry) so i had nikky over and mom and dad were gone, we had this all planned out. when al and pete knocked on out door taylor opened it from behind so it looked like no one was there then nikky started banging things in the basement and screaming and i was upstairs at the window above the front door and i yelled "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" and i tipped over a bucket of ice cold water through the window screen. they never came back sad dathu being the atheist you are do you cry out oh god when you make love to a woman? I mean i hear its quite commen to scream out oh god when having sex. so is okay for an atheist to do it? ... Aha christians thinking about god when there bangen something 4laugh
get it? yes.
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:07 pm
Dathu E_Night Dathu E_Night Dathu chiisapirate no one really tries to convert me besides those darn mormans. i say darn because it was always the same two who came to my house. pete and alvin. every single week they would come and badger my family so one day my brother and i decided to get back at them. (we told them to stop coming nicely at first don''t worry) so i had nikky over and mom and dad were gone, we had this all planned out. when al and pete knocked on out door taylor opened it from behind so it looked like no one was there then nikky started banging things in the basement and screaming and i was upstairs at the window above the front door and i yelled "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" and i tipped over a bucket of ice cold water through the window screen. they never came back sad dathu being the atheist you are do you cry out oh god when you make love to a woman? I mean i hear its quite commen to scream out oh god when having sex. so is okay for an atheist to do it? ... Aha christians thinking about god when there bangen something 4laugh
get it? yes. rofl! That's a good one, Dathu. I mean....you terrible dirty perv. OUTTA TEH GUILD NOW!!!!1111 We try to keep a wholesome image here at God's Angels United. xD
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:23 pm
[_caustic_] Dathu E_Night Dathu E_Night dathu being the atheist you are do you cry out oh god when you make love to a woman? I mean i hear its quite commen to scream out oh god when having sex. so is okay for an atheist to do it? ... Aha christians thinking about god when there bangen something 4laugh
get it? yes. rofl! That''s a good one, Dathu. I mean....you terrible dirty perv. OUTTA TEH GUILD NOW!!!!1111 We try to keep a wholesome image here at God''s Angels United. xD Here at God's Angels Untied we all love Jeebus, HE IS KEWL!!!111 *Cheers* JEEBUS! JEEBUS! JEEBUS! JEEBUS! biggrin scream
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:10 pm
Sanguvixen I was in a Video Game store once, this was pretty recent. There was this strict lady who had her son with her. The boy was whining about wanting a game.
She asked him which game he wanted...and he said "God of War"...which is for PS2 I beleive.
She told him no. He started to throw a tantrum...and she pulled his pants down and started to spank him. She was lecturing him on not listening to word of "God".
Then after that she told him to be quite...and turned and started to talk to me about God.
I told her that I'm atheist and proud of it. She made this noise and started to go on and on "Where's you're parents. Children need to hear the word of God. You're parents need to...blah..blah..blah"
So I got pissed off....raised both middle fingers in her face and said "You know what? This is how much I care to hear what you are saying. You're an evil, you're foul, and you're god doesn't exist."
I then walked off.
But that was weird. I'm looking to buy a game...and end up leaving without buying anything after a Religious Zealot spanks her child for wanting a game called "God of War" and gets all into my face for being an Atheist.
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:55 pm
Sanguvixen Sanguvixen I was in a Video Game store once, this was pretty recent. There was this strict lady who had her son with her. The boy was whining about wanting a game.
She asked him which game he wanted...and he said "God of War"...which is for PS2 I beleive.
She told him no. He started to throw a tantrum...and she pulled his pants down and started to spank him. She was lecturing him on not listening to word of "God".
Then after that she told him to be quite...and turned and started to talk to me about God.
I told her that I'm atheist and proud of it. She made this noise and started to go on and on "Where's you're parents. Children need to hear the word of God. You're parents need to...blah..blah..blah"
So I got pissed off....raised both middle fingers in her face and said "You know what? This is how much I care to hear what you are saying. You're an evil, you're foul, and you're god doesn't exist."
I then walked off.
But that was weird. I'm looking to buy a game...and end up leaving without buying anything after a Religious Zealot spanks her child for wanting a game called "God of War" and gets all into my face for being an Atheist. Religious Zealots are so funny sometimes, lol
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:10 pm
Sanguvixen Sanguvixen I was in a Video Game store once, this was pretty recent. There was this strict lady who had her son with her. The boy was whining about wanting a game.
She asked him which game he wanted...and he said "God of War"...which is for PS2 I beleive.
She told him no. He started to throw a tantrum...and she pulled his pants down and started to spank him. She was lecturing him on not listening to word of "God".
Then after that she told him to be quite...and turned and started to talk to me about God.
I told her that I'm atheist and proud of it. She made this noise and started to go on and on "Where's you're parents. Children need to hear the word of God. You're parents need to...blah..blah..blah"
So I got pissed off....raised both middle fingers in her face and said "You know what? This is how much I care to hear what you are saying. You're an evil, you're foul, and you're god doesn't exist."
I then walked off.
But that was weird. I'm looking to buy a game...and end up leaving without buying anything after a Religious Zealot spanks her child for wanting a game called "God of War" and gets all into my face for being an Atheist. Wow, I didn't see this eek I must be getting blind in my old age xD I've never had anything that extreme happen in public. Not only did you have a bad experience, the store lost out on at least two sales. I can see her maybe telling her kid no, and then explaining to him at home or just more privately about why he couldn't get the game. Maybe even spanking him in private, but not in the middle of the store and then turning to you and dragging you into it.. She would have probably flipped if you came up to her and tried to talk about why there couldn't be a God.
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 8:08 am
[_caustic_] E_Night Dathu chiisapirate no one really tries to convert me besides those darn mormans. i say darn because it was always the same two who came to my house. pete and alvin. every single week they would come and badger my family so one day my brother and i decided to get back at them. (we told them to stop coming nicely at first don''t worry) so i had nikky over and mom and dad were gone, we had this all planned out. when al and pete knocked on out door taylor opened it from behind so it looked like no one was there then nikky started banging things in the basement and screaming and i was upstairs at the window above the front door and i yelled "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" and i tipped over a bucket of ice cold water through the window screen. they never came back sad dathu being the atheist you are do you cry out oh god when you make love to a woman? I mean i hear its quite commen to scream out oh god when having sex. so is okay for an atheist to do it? ... Aha christians thinking about god when there bangen something 4laugh rofl. How the ******** do you come up with these questions? xd EDIT- I forgot to point out: you said 'bangen something', not someone...but something o.O You get an A+, chiisapirate 3nodding I always crack one liners to Mormon missionaries when they come to my house. My favorites are: 1. I'm sorry I took such a long time to answer the door, I was kind of in the middle of cutting myself while worshipping Satan and listening to Marilyn Manson 2. Damn! You got me right when I was masturbating, could you come back later? 3.Sorry, the Jehovas beat you here. 4.*must do while swinging a halloween novelty pitchfork at them* ******** off, you brainwashed zealots!
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 11:03 am
[_caustic_] Sanguvixen Sanguvixen I was in a Video Game store once, this was pretty recent. There was this strict lady who had her son with her. The boy was whining about wanting a game.
She asked him which game he wanted...and he said "God of War"...which is for PS2 I beleive.
She told him no. He started to throw a tantrum...and she pulled his pants down and started to spank him. She was lecturing him on not listening to word of "God".
Then after that she told him to be quite...and turned and started to talk to me about God.
I told her that I'm atheist and proud of it. She made this noise and started to go on and on "Where's you're parents. Children need to hear the word of God. You're parents need to...blah..blah..blah"
So I got pissed off....raised both middle fingers in her face and said "You know what? This is how much I care to hear what you are saying. You're an evil, you're foul, and you're god doesn't exist."
I then walked off.
But that was weird. I'm looking to buy a game...and end up leaving without buying anything after a Religious Zealot spanks her child for wanting a game called "God of War" and gets all into my face for being an Atheist. Wow, I didn't see this eek I must be getting blind in my old age xD I've never had anything that extreme happen in public. Not only did you have a bad experience, the store lost out on at least two sales. I can see her maybe telling her kid no, and then explaining to him at home or just more privately about why he couldn't get the game. Maybe even spanking him in private, but not in the middle of the store and then turning to you and dragging you into it.. She would have probably flipped if you came up to her and tried to talk about why there couldn't be a God. Hm...that is what I should have done. Got in her face for beleiving in a fake god.
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:25 pm
[Satan] [_caustic_] E_Night Dathu chiisapirate no one really tries to convert me besides those darn mormans. i say darn because it was always the same two who came to my house. pete and alvin. every single week they would come and badger my family so one day my brother and i decided to get back at them. (we told them to stop coming nicely at first don''t worry) so i had nikky over and mom and dad were gone, we had this all planned out. when al and pete knocked on out door taylor opened it from behind so it looked like no one was there then nikky started banging things in the basement and screaming and i was upstairs at the window above the front door and i yelled "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" and i tipped over a bucket of ice cold water through the window screen. they never came back sad dathu being the atheist you are do you cry out oh god when you make love to a woman? I mean i hear its quite commen to scream out oh god when having sex. so is okay for an atheist to do it? ... Aha christians thinking about god when there bangen something 4laugh rofl. How the ******** do you come up with these questions? xd EDIT- I forgot to point out: you said 'bangen something', not someone...but something o.O You get an A+, chiisapirate 3nodding I always crack one liners to Mormon missionaries when they come to my house. My favorites are: 1. I'm sorry I took such a long time to answer the door, I was kind of in the middle of cutting myself while worshipping Satan and listening to Marilyn Manson 2. Damn! You got me right when I was masturbating, could you come back later? 3.Sorry, the Jehovas beat you here. 4.*must do while swinging a halloween novelty pitchfork at them* ******** off, you brainwashed zealots! holy garlic mashed patatoes batman thats hilarious!
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:25 pm
Yay I have been targeted^.^ I've gotten a flyer slipped under my dorm room door about a church service, my RA asked me about his church and I got to hear this guy in the street (okay, on edge of sidewalk) yelling about Jesus.
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