Eternal Dirge
You shout for the Emperor before tackling someone
You tell someone to paint their car red cause the Red Ones go FASTA
Your intense hatred of the ultramarines causes you to call another human being a Beaky and then promptly nail them with the nearest blunt object
I agree with all of this...except I don't tackle, I double leg them.
Ultramarines suck....but they do suck for the Emperor.
I started by reading the novels. Got into the table-top game and suddenly before I realized the madness I created...Recruited almost ten people to join in the fight against (or for...bah) chaos and Xenos.
I have read in just the past year and a half over thirty 40k books. I don't do anything without asking if the God-Emperor would approve or not...And I am known by my friends to be "The Keeper of Imperial Records and Secrets" I even know one of the Dark Angels most guarded secrets.
BTW: Thanks Dan Abnett for turning me into a monster. Also thanks to Dan Abnett for the short email/interview.
I know the chances of him reading it are slim, but...It needed to be said.