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 Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 11:12 pm
Thought 1: Just texted my roommate to ask to borrow something. The text probably took longer to send than it would've taken me to walk there
Thought 2: Painting some s**t and listening to music. Finally cleaned off my desk.
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 11:37 pm
Korn's new record sucks as did the last one.
Avoid Path of Totality. ******** dubstep.
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:57 pm
Does anyone know of any deals on Laptops? Mine is going fast and I'm gonna need a new one.
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:47 pm
l-Kathulu-l Does anyone know of any deals on Laptops? Mine is going fast and I'm gonna need a new one.
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:19 pm
So, I just bombed my persuasive speech! biggrin
At first, my nerves were getting to me, but then my ppt refused to work (when everyone else's ran perfectly fine) and the idgaf took over.
It was highly noticible.
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:14 pm
If I organized some sort of Christmas Mafia, would anyone care to play?
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:13 pm
I might play depending on the dates.
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:56 pm
Only if I was the killer dude and then I kill the bad guys more efficiently then the townies like the other time.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:22 am
Fuuuuuuuck, every time I want to record something my mic picks up things I can't even hear, like people six doors down and two floors up closing a door. gonk
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:38 am
l-Kathulu-l If I organized some sort of Christmas Mafia, would anyone care to play? I'd play!
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:21 pm
Hmm, I'll whip something up. Maybe if it was a planned timeline it would work better? Like the 20th until the 25th? Then it wouldn't die off and people would know how long it would take until it was over.
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:16 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:18 pm
I must have terrible circulation to my fingers...
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:22 pm
For the longest time, I’ve always thought there was something wrong with my mother. She listens to country music constantly, watches Glee, likes Amazing Race, Lady Gaga, and won’t admit that Hayden Christensen is a shitty actor. I’ve had to put up with this s**t for years now and I’ve come to the conclusion that my mother is deathly ill, but I’ve always wondered what it was she had.
Then a few days ago, it finally hit me. At some point my mother contracted Boonitis pyrexia, otherwise known as “Country Fever.”
The signs of this disease are not all known, but the most obvious sign is an unhealthy obsession with country music. At first, the symptoms are mild; the victim will only passively like tolerable country artists like Johnny Cash. This is what is commonly known as “stage 1.”
If left untreated, this will escalate into “stage two.” The victim will develop a liking for artists who aren’t technically country, but nevertheless have a ‘white trash’ feel to them, like Nickelback, Creed, and Dave Matthews Band. The victim will feel at home in a rural backwater county in central California or Texas. Eventually this will escalate to “stage 3” where the victim will begin to crave bullshit like Taylor Swift, Rascall Flats, Carrie Underwood, SHEdaisy, Billy Ray Cyrus. The victim will then undergo a transformation into a full-blown inbred redneck dipshit. He will let the grass grow in his yard, drive a truck that hasn't been serviced in twelve years, go yard sale hopping, speak in a Dixie accent, and take potshots at passing democrats while wearing a wife-beater while his wife is making possum-stew with grandma's secret recipe that involves using a crock-pot, used condoms, rattlesnake venom, and goat urine.
If left further untreated, the end results could be disastrous:
That’s right, the horrifying state known as “stage 4.” Prolonged listening of country music will eventually leave the victim in a vegetative state. The victim will become addicted to shitty beer and his a** will secrete porcelain. A shotgun blast to the left temple is the only effective treatment at this point.
It is evident at this point that if you or someone you know has a penchant for country music, you display signs of boonitis pyrexia and should consult with a doctor immediately.
Fortunately, there’s hope for you. I have compiled a list of several known prevention and treatment medications:
   
   
   
   
For anyone over the age of 12, I recommend 4 to 6 songs from any album every six hours, depending on body mass and height. For children under the age of 12, the recommended dose is about 1 to 3, again depending on body mass and height. Feel free to exceed the recommended daily dose, as it actually helps hasten the treatment. Side effects include increased I.Q., surging feelings of confidence, and good taste. If you are an expectant mother, consult a gynecologist to find out if this treatment is right for you.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:16 pm
Dr Lali-Ho, I dislike half of those albums/bands.
What do?
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