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 Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:06 am
*catches magazine* *walks off to bathroom*
Two-Face rolled his eyes "you could've atleast practiced subtlty, everytime I came home most days you would be wearing lipstick and nothing else."
Nightmare whistles.
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:14 am
Ivy massaged the bridge of her nose as Eric walked away with her magazine.
"Hey," she pointed at the former DA. "For the record, I still do that! I wasn't always nude to entice you, I'm just more comfortable in my skin than in clothes."
She punched Nightmare's arm. "Cover your ears."
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:20 am
Nightmare covered his ears "I can still hear you."
Two-Face turned the page on his newspaper "and the three suits you ruined in your attempted to 'greet' me for coming home from work, almost every other day?" He adjusted the page "you had the sexual energy of a rabbit on a sugar high."
Nightmare whistled alittle louder.
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 3:53 am
What was Pamela really like I wonder?
It seems like Ivy went through a sexual awakening and then, once she'd become more confident, mellowed out quite a lot.
Oh, by the way, this is completely unrelated but does anyone know the name of that chick from waaaay back in comics who dressed up in this ridiculuous unflattering costume and turned to a life of crime to get the attention of this guy? She wanted to dress up sexy but ended up looking really unsexy, and it's kind of awkward, funny, and a little adorable all at once.
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:49 am
WW: *glares at ivy* Please, sex in Man's world is so prominent and overrated. I don't flit from partner to partner on a whim, unlike other people.
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:53 am
Dream Demon picked at his claws, smirking "you didn't seem to think so on Halloween, the lasso doesn't lie."
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:54 am
WW: *socks him in the gut* You're gonna regret bringing that up........
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:59 am
Dream Demon rubbed his stomach "you said it yourself you enjoyed and you couldn't lie, your golden thong of truth saw to that."
I take it back, Kryptonite isn't the lamest superhero weakness, bondage is the lamest weakness.
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:05 pm
WW: THAT'S IT! *throws him through a wall*
Myra: *yawns* She kinda has a point........you didn't even have the decency to look at her face before you tied her up.........
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:10 pm
Dream Demon climbs out "first off, it was a convincing costume, second I based your basic facial features off her's, and third I was alittle tipsy when I left the party." He dusted off his suit "and I said I was sorry, I sent you the security footage."
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:14 pm
WW: *glowers* And you also swore never to speak of it again!
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:16 pm
Dream Demon points "no YOU swore to never speak of it again, I promised to make sure the people that saw your waredrobe malfuction didn't blab about your natural hair color."
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:22 pm
WW: *punches him out of house again*
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:26 pm
Dream Demon climbs back in "for the record everyone, her natural hair color is not blonde."
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 1:40 pm
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