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 Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:20 pm
slouch and forget your posture...
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:50 pm
WHen your Band director says fix something, tell them no I'm perfect you need to fix everybody but me.
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:49 am
-Tell the director you're expecting twenty new freshmen members
-Then tell the director half your band is graduating/moving
-Take a foods class before the band period. [I always have food when I come to band and that causes a scene...]
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:47 am
Ask him pointless questions and don't play your instruments until he answers...
After every song or excerise yell out, "Thank you London!!!"
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:57 pm
If someone was chewing gum during class, I KNOW our director would be annoyed.
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:58 pm
Permission Error Ask him pointless questions and don't play your instruments until he answers... After every song or excerise yell out, "Thank you London!!!" oh god. I should try that on monday. that'd be sooo funny.
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:28 pm
Try to conduct exactly like him on long rests. Drives our BD insane when I do it.
When he tries to punish you for it, first say, "Hey! I'm with the band, what do you expect?" and if he doesn't take that, say, "Well, copying is the greatest form of flattery."
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:16 am
... we used to throw tennis balls at our BD while he was up in the stands yelling at us for our formations.... he really didn't like it cuz we were pretty good shots... and he sucked at dodging. xp
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:47 pm
We got our band director's cell phone number and called his phone every other minute during class from different phones. It was hilarious because he would stop conducting to answer so we didn't do anything that day. We had some kids dress up as ninjas at the end of marching season too and attack the same band director with cans of silly string.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:35 am
Walk in and ask him for something while he's directing a sectional (it was hilarious)
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:04 pm
Record the sound that the fire alarm makes during a fire drill, then put speakers on your mp3 player and put the volume up to max. (P.S. if you have a sax or trumpet. anything with a lot of extra space in the case, hide it there.
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:58 pm
Just talking, and she'll kill you all eek
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:16 pm
Yeah he would kill me. I can't do that type of stuff in chamber winds.
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:39 pm
Another: Sing "We're getting a Poor! We're getting a Poor! We're getting a Poor!" before competition. Poor = lowest rating in competition
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:19 pm
Just late to our practices or have to leave early (even for doctors' appountments) already pisses the off and annoy them already last time my director wont let me leaveO.O
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