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 Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:03 am
Meiko brought her cauldron and utensils out, and placed them in front of her. She places her potions text book beside the utensils and patiently waited for professor Ayamae.
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 4:21 am
Alright! In lieu of using water as our solvent, we will be using vinegar! *passes out bottles of vinegar* You need 5 cups of that.
Then:
You will be adding 8 chopped cockroaches,
2 eggs (shells included, but you still have to break them open and crush the shells),
1 cup of garlic powder,
1 cup of 2 week old ramen noodles *passes out this ingredient, glad of her gas mask*
2 cups of black ink,
and
a large scoop of dragon dung. *gestures to a large barrel of this particularly malodorous ingredient at the front of the class, with a scooper protruding from it.*
When you have all these ingredients in your cauldrons, you need to stirr them until they are all intermixed and then boil them.
As they boil, stirr the mixture so it becomes even more soupy and muddy. By the time you're done, it should have the consistency of oatmeal. You'll want to let it boil for about 3 minutes, and then let it simmer for 12.
Then once it's cooled for about 5 minutes, you may throw it bodily at any were-f**, sparkle-tard, or twi-tard that you wish, as it is best applied directly to the skin and clothing. (It's perfectly fine if you can't find a twi-tard to throw it at until later. As they say, revenge is a dish best served cold. =^_^=)
Unfortunately, phials aren't big enough for this solution, so I will be handing out thermoses. I caution you NOT TO DRINK FROM YOUR THERMOS after you have put the potion in it, even if you have cleaned it out. It's best to just dump the potion on the twi-tard and then beat them with the thermos and leave it there.
I personally created this potion, and I henceforth name it Professor Akahana's Less-than-Sparkling Holy s**t Water.And yes, you are welcome to take this potion out of the room with you. I don't think Headmistress Sing will have a problem with this. (I will inform her. whee )
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 7:03 am
She gets two bottle of vinegar and passes one to Christopher. Meiko smiled at Christopher and said serenely, fixing the mask on her face. "Well, I'll just be doing the potion now."
She looks away smiling bashfully and started to chop the cockroaches. As she chopped the 8th cockroach, she frowned as she hated the sight of bugs. After chopping, she gets a measuring cup and pours vinegar in it. She then pours vinegar in her cauldron 5 times. She cracks two eggs and drops the yolk in the cauldron. Meiko gets the shells and crushes them with mortar and pestle. After crushing, she places them in the cauldron. She gets a cup of garlic powder and drops it in the cauldron. She pours black ink in the measuring cup and pours it to her cauldron twice. She gets the cup with the 2 week ramen noodles and drops it in the cauldron. Meiko gets a large scoop of dragon dung and hurriedly places it in her cauldron, looking at her cauldron with disgust.
"Augh, this looks awfully disgusting... perfect for dumping it on those annoying little retards..." she thought, grinning evilly as she stirs them moderately.
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 7:19 am
Sparrow makes sure her gas mask is on right before getting started then says, "Well here I go." She then measures 5 cups of vinegar and pours them into her cauldron. Sparrow then looks at the next step in disgust. She has a deathly fear of bugs and even though the cockroaches are dead she will have trouble with this. Sparrow thinks to herself OMG They are so big, no just close your eyes and you can do it Sparrow. Sparrow backs away from the desk and starts to chop a cockroach but opens her eyes and she has to look away. "I cant do it I just cant" Sparrow mumbled disappointed in herself.
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Sparrow Puppy Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 7:35 am
Meiko pointed her wand beneath the cauldron and incanted. "Incendio."
In an instant, there was fire, she stirs the potion as it boiled. After stirring it for minutes, she lets it boil for three minutes. After three minutes, she lets it simmer for 12 minutes.
As she lets it simmer, she spots Sparrow and walks up to her and asks softly, placing her hand onto her shoulder. "Are you alright, Sparrow?"
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 7:45 am
Sparrow looked at Meiko. "Oh Hi Meiko, no i cant say I am bugs terrify me especially cockroaches i don't think i can possible cut up 1 of them let alone 8! But I don't want to fail the potion." Sparrow said on the verge of tears.
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Sparrow Puppy Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:39 am
 Just the hearing of two of the ingredients listed had made Ghaleon feel ill. So before gathering them in his work space he donned the gas mask the Professor had provided them earlier. Not to mention rather thick gloves, there was no way he'd be using his bare hands to touch the cockroaches... or heaven forbid, the dragon dung.
The process was slow, mostly because of his lack of wanting to work with certain things. But urging himself forward with the promise of a good grade.
"I know this is made to ward off a specific type of person Professor. But something tells me this mixture could ward ANYTHING off."
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:46 am
Pulls out some parchment and copy's down the instructions, it was better safe than sorry, you didn't want to turn the twi-tard repellent into a potion to attract twi-tards that would be bad. And I would end up in Azkaban for horrible crimes against Muggles.
Kenneth Reynolds
7th Year Perfect
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 12:26 pm
Harmony enters the class. After reading the board she glares at the dragon dung.
"Okay, this potion is worth the trouble. I can throw it on my father..."
With an evil glint in her eye she scoops the dragon dung, and gets to work.
Slytheirn, 3rd Year
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 12:34 pm
 Cloud laughed out loud as she listened to the ingredients for the potion. It truly sounded horrid, but for some reason she felt up to the task. She secured the mask tightly around her face, so no aromas could find their way into it.
This is brilliant, Professor...
Cloud took her bottle of vinegar, and measured five cups of it. She then dumped it in her cauldron, and pulled out some of the other ingredients from her stores.
Alright, let's see...eight chopped cockroaches...
She took out a bag of cockroaches and dumped them on her table. With a sharp knife she quickly chopped them to pieces and threw them in the cauldron.
Two eggs...
Cloud took two eggs and smashed them over her cauldron with her bare hands. She was quite enjoying the sheer messiness of it all, for she was usually rather clean.
Garlic powder, ramen noodles, ink.
She wrinkled her nose at the rotting noodles, and dumped the rest of the ingredients into her cauldron.
Right, that leaves...dragon dung...
Cloud got up and made her way to the barrel. She scooped out a particularly large clump, and quickly balanced it back to her cauldron.
Gross...alright. Time to stir, and let it boil.
Cloud prodded the fire under her cauldron, and it grew larger...
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 12:48 pm
X_5 cups of vinegar = check.
X_8 chopped cockroaches = check
X_2 eggs = check
X_1 cup of garlic powder = check
X_1 cup of 2 week old ramen noodles = check (Harmony almost vomits)
X_2 cups of black ink = check
Harmony wisely pulls out a gas mask.
X_1 large scoop of dragon dung = check
Harmony lights a fire and stirs the potion. After 23 mintues of boiling, simmering, and cooling she puts it into the thermose Professor Akahana gave her. "Bye, Professor I'm going to the Owlery." Harmony puts the thermose into her bag.
Slytheirn, 3rd Year
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 12:57 pm
First year.Slytherin.
Dorian giggled at the thought of dousing a twi-tard or were-f**. He had no time to waste. He was glad to have his gas mask on due to the smells and fumes being given off by the potions his fellow students were making.
He reached into the container with the cockroaches and took eight total.
Dorian stared down in disgust and grabbed the knife,with which he commenced the chopping and evisceration of each and every one.He chopped them into very small pieces and placed them to the side on a piece of parchment.
He then proceeded to take the vinegar and measured a total of five cups, which he poured inside the cauldron, then lit the burner to get it started.
As the vinegar boilt, he threw in the cockroaches, broke the eggs and crushed the shells carefully with mortar and pestle so as to not waste any pieces--then threw it in with the cockroaches.
He had some sweat droplets forming on his forehead.
-"a cup of garlic powder...garlic powder" he measured a cup of the ingredient and let it fall inside the mixture. Then the part he considered rather yucky was the ramen noodles which he measured and dropped in he cauldron. He was glad he could not smell what was in there.
Finally he added the black ink and the amount of dragon dung he thought would make the potion potent enough. He let the mixture boil, as big bubbles were forming and the mixture looked like swamp-water and thick as pea-soup. Dorian kept on stirring and allowed it to sit there." who shall be the unlucky one?"
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 1:16 pm
 Havyn Beaumont -
4th Year Ravenclaw
Havyn put her gas mask on and then gathered her ingredients in front of her. She chopped the cockroaches with ease and set them aside. Then she grabbed a mortar&pestle and dropped the eggs in and crushed them. She placed the chopped cockroaches in the vinegar in the cauldron, and then also scooped the egg goop into the cauldron. The rest of the ingredients except for the dragon dung were added in order. Havyn walked up to the big barrel of fecal matter and scooped out the amount she would use.
"Eugh," she commented, disgusted. "Dung."
It was added with the rest of the ingredients before she stirred the contents
of the cauldron. Havyn cast the spell to boil the product, and as it began she decided to stir again like the directions instructed. Now it was time to let it boil for 3 minutes.
After about a minute of sitting in front of her cauldron, Havyn could hear a faint popping sound. She jumped up to look at her mixture, but it seemed just fine. As soon as she sat back down, the soupy liquid burst out of the cauldron as if it was a volcano erupting.
"No!" she cried, "I don't know what I did wrong!"
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 2:46 pm
"Shall I chop the cockroaches then?" Callysto looked at Chibi, who had just revealed her distaste for bugs.
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:27 pm
Goddess Callysto "Shall I chop the cockroaches then?" Callysto looked at Chibi, who had just revealed her distaste for bugs. *Looks at the cockroaches and grimaces*
Yes, please...
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