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 Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:26 am
SilverBellsAbove I wish I was all packed up to go back to school. Packing is the worst part of traveling. Granted, but instead of your things several nuclear warheads get packed instead and detonate when you arrive. I wish I could understand and speak any language.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 11:00 am
granted but you find that every country hates you and you're mistaken for a terrorist.
I wish I had some ribs.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:48 pm
Granted, but you choke on them and nearly die and get billed a huge bill from the emergency hospital for them resuscitating you.
I wish I didn't have my medical problems. =(
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:56 pm
Granted; you get Terry Schaivo's medical problems.
Too soon?
I wish that wasn't too soon.
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:31 pm
Granted, but doing so causes a warp in the time space continuum and an evil parallel you emerges and kills you, secretly taking your place.
...I wish I was a geisha, lol.
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:28 am
Sasuke no Katon ...I wish I was a geisha, lol. You wish you were a geisha, but the eldritch being known as 'lol' that you addressed is unable to grant your request. His Unfathomable Comedy instead transforms you into a circus clown. Everybody likes clowns! Except for pretty much the entire population of planet earth. I wish I could find and purchases the best app for my phone...
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:11 pm
Granted, but they all secretly have viruses and bugs that screw your phone up until it explodes while you're talking on it, thus sending a huge jolt into your skull as it explodes, turning your brain to mush, making you a vegetable.
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:23 pm
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 4:48 pm
So did you
I wish people would remember to make a wish
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 6:22 pm
WIsh granted, but you'll never ever know what those wishes were.
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I wish I had a giant Hercules beetle that I could ride around on and have him be my faithful steed.
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:44 pm
ThePersonInFrontOfYou I wish I had a giant Hercules beetle that I could ride around on and have him be my faithful steed. Granted, but it would be eaten by a giant spyder in a giant bugs world. And I wish I had a real Katana!
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:58 pm
Granted, you have a Katana! Now you are invited into an elite samurai society and are framed for a crime you didn't commit. The other samurai do not believe you are innocent, so you must commit seppuku for your honor as a samurai!! I wish I had a trillion gold in a good gaian economy. =)
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:54 pm
Granted, you bought an account with a trillion gold for gaia, but since the ToS states buying accounts are illegal, bam, account suspension!
...I wish I had a new dress.
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:30 pm
You get it, but its ripped in all the wrong places, revealing too much to be worn modestly.
I wish gamestop would call already and tell me Fire Emblem: Awakening has come in.
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