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Plethora-of-Insanity

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:11 pm


I'm all into those skinny a** maniac white guys

Or big/tall viking guys, either one. whee
PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:49 am


Plethora-of-Insanity
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Guys like that are douche bags.

I would have embraced it and been like..

"I love kids!!! ******** the baby sitter bring her along!"


-shrug-
Yeah...I have to be careful with men now
there are just too many douche bags around and not enough guys who really care.


-coughs and holds up a sign pointing to himself that says "guy who really cares"- sweatdrop xp

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Tymbre

PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:05 am


I dunno. Around here, guys seem to be turned on by the fact that you have children. I walk with mine daily and you wouldn't believe how many cat calls I get in the two mile stretch between my house and the nursing home. One of the he absolute LAMEST was at CVS yesterday.

Pharmacist: *looks at kids* Both yours?
Me: Yeah. No, not twins. He's 1, she's 3.
Pharmacist: Cute. Like you. But you look awfully young to have babies.
Me: Almost 22. Not having any more, thanks. Can I have my prescription now?
Pharmacist: Sure thing. Well, if you need any help with them, or just need a personal consultation, I've got your address and phone number. I can make a house call. wink
Me: Dude. Don't. Just don't.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:21 am


rofl CVS...

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Starry Erotica

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:38 am


Just..wow.That,made my brain die.I have none of teh comments for that.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:22 pm


It made YOUR brain die? Imagine how it felt to be on the receiving end... Oi... stressed

Tymbre


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:10 pm


Soryiu
SecretAgent_Clem
For some reason I feel like I have to get this out, cuz I just wanna say it, you know?

I almost had sex today, and I chickened out. sweatdrop I feel like I'm being so mean to my boyfriend, even though he says he doesn't mind. And then I try to compensate, but I just get so nervous.
Agh!

Clem feels slightly pathetic, guys. xD


just chill, if you chickened out it means that somthing isn't right. you probably need a very romantic setting such a s a candle light dinner or somthing...... oh! and if he treats you like some kind of ragdoll on your first time, I'm personally going to kill him cause I think of you (and, pink, and pleth, and nyzz, and violent irony, and any other long time female member) like a sister and noone mistreats my sister or they shall face the rath of one thousand skinny a** maniac white boys.


rofl heart Wow. I think that is a good thing?


Clem, you're fine. Trust me. That's not that mean. Never go farther than you're comfortable going. It'll be easier for you, and you're likely to be more relaxed. That way, you won't feel guilty after your first time.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:25 pm


Well Tymbre, having babies is one way to attract men in some ways, it does mean you have at least had sex twice before, and that you might still be affected by post-birth side effects, not to mention that you would be more susceptible to have a no strings attached thing, since you do have a family, all those things might be desireable to many men.

Clem: you seem to have it all under cvontrol now, that is very good indeed, many others would have had at least a small depression, but not good ol' Clem smile

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Plethora-of-Insanity

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:33 pm


Ives: What do you mean by post birth side effects and string atachment? confused
PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:24 pm


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Ives: What do you mean by post birth side effects and string atachment? confused
maybe he means that the guy just wants casual sex because she's already got a family? or then there's those creeps with the fetishes..*shudders* i met this one chick who asked me to fist her and then "coco dip" her.. not sure where i'm going with that but anyway, some people are weird. i know there's gotta be some guys out there (******** NO I'M NOT ONE. DISAGREE AND I BITE YOUR KNEECAPS OFF) who are into women lactating... sweatdrop

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Plethora-of-Insanity

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:51 pm


Oh you mean the MILF Fetish?

OMG! I just realized Im in that fetish category now! gonk
PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:56 pm


Although not by the regular definition, you are definitevely a MILF.

By no strings attached I meant what ALphonse said, if you have a family, and maybe a husband, you are not likely to want a serious relationship, you would only be interested in casual flings :p

As for dside effects, maternity brings at first the fact of increase in greast size, not to mention that milking is a common fetish, even if you are already past lactancy, you tend to stay bigger on the breast department.

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Plethora-of-Insanity

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:59 pm


Yup, Im done leaking but Im pass the A cup for sure. xd

Hooray!
PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:03 am


I guess then that there is a little truth to my words :p

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:15 am


Still laughing about the MILF remark Ives? >_>
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