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 Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:59 pm
*comes in like a ninja* ninja
Attention! I claim this land in the name of....
HOLY MOTHER RUSSIA!
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:51 pm
From the shadows a legend appears...
Yet only for a moment, as he soon ducked back out the way he came. For years, the legend had been hiding. For years, the legend had been known only by the whisperings of old folk to their children. For years, the legend was hunted, persecuted for his beliefs. For years, he was merely a legend...
The legend lowered his glazed eyes on the non-believers. What had occurred that had turned them all from their faith? Where were the masses of people? Where had they all turned when disaster had struck? Unacceptable...
The legend was not alone in the darkness. In his soul, in his mind, in his heart, in his colon, in the very essence of his being, a Goddess watched over him. The legend was alone with his faith now. It throbbed within him. Yet how would one proceed with no one left to support him? Mere mortals could not possibly understand the power inside of the legend...
Then, it was clear. The legend stood, and waved his fingers in an isometric hexagonal pattern that exuded a heat energy. The world around the legend blurred. It wavered. It shook. Then, it dissipated. The legend was alone it the heated dark, alone with his Goddess inside him...
And so the Legendary Mad Pope Kente left the world, with a tear streaking down his face...
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 4:03 pm
Pagination: a mystical object. It Serves as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, conjunction, etc. More versatile than the word: . It occurs inside the flesh of every living being with sentient thought every .22325 seconds. Among some people, the reaction creates a large area of inflated skin usually appearing once on males, while happening twice on females. The appendage has no obvious use, however, one can usually infer the status of a creature based on it's Pagination. The appendage has caused considerable drama throughout the course of history, including fourteen wars, the rise and fall of fifty-seven world leaders, and the mass genocide of a race of humans no longer definable by any living person. Pagination, if used for a bad cause, could effectively cause the end of all life as we know it.
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 4:08 pm
No, unfortunately, I am not back for long. This is all really for nostalgia purposes. A lot of good memories from this place, and sometimes, I wish I was still in with it. I never was really part of the 'in crowd' here, but I got pretty close before real life led me away. Now I'm focused on a lot of other things. While I'm honored that this is still a sticky, I'm sad that it never had any effects elsewhere. Never played a role in the big FEF stories that you've had. But, whatever, Good Luck with all of your lives! I may make a few more posts here for my little mini-story. I wonder how long it will take for someone to even notice that there were new posts here. Heh.
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 4:20 pm
Nades, an ordinary man, with an ordinary life, had never heard of Pagination in his life. He was a good man. He worked, he lived, he loved, and never did a wrong thing in his life. But all at once, it disappeared. He was laying sideways on his bed. Looking at his loving wife. She was smiling at him, when all of the sudden, she flickered. Nades stared for a second, thinking it was his eyes playing a trick on him. She seemed fine now, but then there was another flicker. His wife looked at him, puzzled. Then, there was a shudder. It was longer than the previous flicker, and it happened three times in a row. Nades was seriously concerned now. What was happening? His wife's face started to blur. Nades squinted his eyes, trying to get the face of the woman he loved in focus. But it was to no avail. The face blurred more and more, shuddering away from him every time. Nades closed his eyes in fear, and attempted to picture her in his head. But to no avail. Even in his memory, she was blurred. Even in his memory, Nades was losing everything. Nades opened his eyes, and saw an outstretched hand. Then everything ended.
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 4:28 pm
*chains Kenton down and forces him to stay*
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 4:33 pm
Eternal_Dume Among some people, the reaction creates a large area of inflated skin usually appearing once on males, while happening twice on females.
Why aren't you here more? D:
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:50 pm
How can one chain a thing that is not there? a world of darkness
with nothing to show in it
light is born anew
crack, fissure, and slam
out from under we crumble
slam, fissure, and crack
a light shines rightly
vibrant to nobody's eyes
a man watches cold
and with death comes life
where life should never belong
under circumstance
watching, waiting, stop
in a place he is alone
stopping, waiting, watch
motion in sickness
sickness everlasting long
fingers dance with ryhme
spiraling control
forever coming contact
we are but alone
Paggy watches man
disgrace in all forms exist
man watches Paggy-- Haiku's don't make sense.
They are very confusing,
Refrigerator--
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 11:09 pm
Holy crap, I think those are all haiku. And they're all awesome. o_o
Why. Aren't. You. Here. More? D:
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:29 am
I had never known
Kent was just so damn epic.
I'd never met him...
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:29 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:36 am
KENT! It's great to see you again. For a moment, we thought you left us. .__.;
*hugs Kent*
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:24 pm
I think it's official. I've been paginated. xD
I read ALL of this topic. Yes, all of it. And I was crying from how much I'd laughed by the time I reached the end of this. xD
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:57 pm
But
This topic hasn't been relevant since 2010. I mean, hilarious and a treasure of the guild, but...
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Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 10:20 pm
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