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Koiyuki
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:17 pm


Oni-Angel
There's really no way to get completely banned from Gaia. You just have to make another email, create another character, and bam!

Most of the people on here have mules so they can go off and create general asshatery in Chatterbox. Like my sister >_>


._.

*hugs*

Thats how Yuko was made. I'm hoping when the webcomic gets big, people'll start recognizing her...which reminds me, would anyone be interested in seeing her full profile?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:48 pm


Oni-Angel
There's really no way to get completely banned from Gaia. You just have to make another email, create another character, and bam!

Most of the people on here have mules so they can go off and create general asshatery in Chatterbox. Like my sister >_>


Well, one of them (originally Trick Master Mint) got banned noless than three times; once for no visible reason (read: they caught that he was a second somehow I guess).

The other reason I'm getting tired of Gaia, is that there isn't really all that much to it beyond the occasional cool place like the IPG. The novelty of teh avatars just wears off after a while.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:34 pm


Koiyuki


._.

*hugs*

Thats how Yuko was made. I'm hoping when the webcomic gets big, people'll start recognizing her...which reminds me, would anyone be interested in seeing her full profile?


Webcomic? eek Link please! And yesh, full profile would be welcome.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:16 am


Oni-Angel
There's really no way to get completely banned from Gaia. You just have to make another email, create another character, and bam!

Most of the people on here have mules so they can go off and create general asshatery in Chatterbox. Like my sister >_>


Sis...ter? twisted MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:48 am


Seori
Koiyuki


._.

*hugs*

Thats how Yuko was made. I'm hoping when the webcomic gets big, people'll start recognizing her...which reminds me, would anyone be interested in seeing her full profile?


Webcomic? eek Link please! And yesh, full profile would be welcome.


Well my artist is still planning out a few things, as am I, so the comic isn't up get. However, her art can be seen here, and the script can be read here.

And oh yeah, heres her full profile.

Yuko-chan
Real Name: Yuko Yamiyama
Eyes: Dark Brown (wears contacts to make them blue, or wears glasses if she can't find her contacts, or if she wants to go for a certain look)
Hair: Natural Blond
Height: 5'6
Measurements: 35-25-36
Likes: Anime, Manga, her sexual freedom
Dislikes: Closed minded people, anything that restricts her freedom, and those that become shy at the most inopportune times.
Favorite food: Cucumber "It's long and hard and good for your pores! Among its other uses..."
Favorite book: Excel Saga, By Rikdo Koshi
Favorite movie: Ms. Doubtfire
Favorite Anime/T.V. Series: Excel Saga
Favorite kinds of music: J-pop, Rap, A-pop, and Speed And R&B
Favorite song: "Treat or Goblin" by Megumi Hayashibara
Clothes: Likes to dress in vibrant and fun colors and clothes, occasionally (well ok, often) dressing to show some skin and make the men (and maybe women) around her all hot and bothered
Major: English
Hobbies: Learning English, Drawing, playing the Koto, boys
Previous place of occupation: Shinjuku, Tokyo, Japan
Motto: "I live like the Tanpopo (Japanese Dandelion), drifting along to wherever the wind may take me."

Q1: So what brings you here to UCLA?
A: Besides the cute boys and girls? *winks at interviewer* Well I've always wanted to study in America and see a new place besides Shinjuku. I mean, I love Shinjuku, even with its crowds and bustle and hustle, but I always wanted to see what it was to take in the United States, and not just one of it's citizens. *Giggles*

Q2: Umm...right...moving on, What interested you in America in the first place?
A: Well ever since I went to Los Angeles as a child, I've always wondered what it was like to be an American citizen. I saw Businessmen, pretty girls, Gangsters, and all sorts of people, all in one city. Granted, it was a very big city, but still. I loved being among all those people and I loved city living, so I've been a city kid ever since that day.

Q3: Ahh. So you like living in Shinjuku?
A: Correct-a-mundo. I love being among all the kids and fashion and musical scene. Visual Kei, Rock, Hip-hop, classical Japanese, all sorts of styles from around the world could be found there; dance styles, too. I even picked up some break dance moves from a few of the breaker-girls I hang with in Ikebukuro West Gate Park. Man, Those kids sure can work their legs...*smiles*

Q4: Umm...I'd ask how you know that...but I suspect I already know the answer...*rubs at the back of his neck* Are you always this...sexual?
A: What, is something wrong with being a sexual being? *Slowly works his body over as she says* Is something wrong with feeling pleasure from another person? Is something wrong with having fun with other people? Is something wrong with me seeing how deep peoples sexual imaginations can go?
Interviewer: Uhh...*Feels her hand slide down his chest as he says* no...
Yuko: Good. *takes her hand away and sits back down as she says* Now lets continue, shall we?

Q5: Err...okay...*straightens himself out as he says* You must've learned a lot about how people work when it comes to this type of thing.
A: Well I've been learning and learning ever since I've discovered my sexuality.

Q6: And when was that?
A: When I was 15. I'll never forget how gentle that girl was with me, how much she knew about making a woman feel good, and how much she taught me about making a person feel good, and more importantly, how to make it last. I couldn't believe she was the same age as me. Oh, if only I could remember her name...

Q7: You mean after all that, you don't remember?
A: Well, I think it was...Sayurin? or something along those lines. Hope I get to meet her again sometime soon, I want to thank her for showing me how to be in touch with my sexual side. *winks*

Q8: Maybe one day. So what do you do in your offtime?
A: Mainly I relax, kick back, and curl up with a good manga, or a book on how to hit all the pleasure points on a man's body, whatever I have on hand. I also like to draw things, like plants and people. I really like it when I draw off the top of my head and come up with something awesome... Although most of my stuff is...how shall I say...not fit for kids *smiles*

Q9: I see...So it's safe to say you live for the more...adult things in life?
A: Well I do enjoy a good game of Mario Party and Dance Dance Revolution, too, you know. I also like to pet kittens and walk dogs, and such. And...I'm kind of ashamed to admit this, but...I have a lot of Hello Kitty stuff. I'm even wearing the underwear, wanna see? *begins to raise skirt and sees him blush, then she puts in back down, smiling* C'mon now, you didn't think I would let you see what's under my skirt that easy, did you? *giggles*

Q10: Uhh...*clears throat* So...where do you see yourself after graduation?
A: Just living life my way and doing what I love to do best, hopefully with who I love to do best...

Off the record: And who would that be?
A: I don't know yet, hopefully I find out soon, 'cause even though I love sex, I love it even more when it has real emotions behind it...

EDIT: This would make the perfect Christmas Pose for Yuko...

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:59 pm


Is it just me, or is there a shadow of a Christmas tree on that pantie shot? xp

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 4:24 pm


madamfluff
Is it just me, or is there a shadow of a Christmas tree on that pantie shot? xp


Dunno, but its a lovely shot of Christmas Ham, don't you think? xD

Edit: Saw this, and wanted to see if it worked...

Make yourself comfortable...
Place your feet flat on the floor...
And rest your hands on your thighs...
And just begin to allow yourself to relax...
Letting all your cares and worries go...
And at this moment in time...
Nothing matters...

As I switch off your thoughts...
And just allow this time for yourself...
So that you can unwind completely...
And as you begin to feel more and more relaxed...
Letting go of any worries or problems...
That may have been on your mind lately...
And there is no need to fight any unwanted negative thoughts...
As they will soon drift out of your mind again...
Just as easily as they came...

I would like you to take a couple of deep breaths ...
Slowly filling your lungs with fresh air...
And as you exhale You will relax more and more With every outbreath...
And as you gently slow your breathing down...
You begin to feel more and more relaxed...
More and more comfortable...
You will feel your whole body sinking into the chair...
And you will notice how relaxed your whole body has become...
From the top of you head To the tips of your toes...
Your eyelids have become very heavy... (and may even twitch at this moment as you let go of any tension in your body...)
And all the muscles in your jaw have become limp and relaxed...
As your jaw sinks down and your tongue rest gently on the bottom of your mouth...
You are beginning to drift down deeper and deeper, Feeling more and more relaxed with every word I speak...
And as this wave of relaxation spreads down your neck and shoulders...
And all the way down your arms to your fingertips...
You may feel a tingling sensation in your fingertips...
As your arms grow as heavy as lead...
And you soon become aware of a growing peaceful feeling inside...
A feeling of calmness and contentment, As you feel every muscle in your chest and abdomen Becomes limp and relaxed...
And all the muscles in your back are relaxing, Almost like a mental massage, all the way down your spine...
The muscles loosen and relax, as you drift down deeper and deeper relaxed...
You let this wave of relaxation spread all the way down your legs, So that your legs become as heavy as lead...
And every muscle in your legs becomes limp and relaxed...
So that you are completely relaxed from the top of your head...
To the tips of your toes...

And as the outside world fades more into the background...
As you begin your journey into your own inner world...
You continue to let go of any negative thoughts or feelings...
And any sounds around you, Or in the distance, Will fade into the background...

Very good.

Hypnosis is so wonderful, isn't it..
allowing yourself to deeply relax,
feeling so peaceful...safe...&...tranquil
so compelling,
intoxicating,
mesmerizing,
drifting deeper and deeper now....

Now, deeper and deeper you'll gladly go
as you feel charmed by the hypnotic images
tantalizing your subconscious mind
your mind, body, and soul longing to
Surrender Completely to the Deep Relaxation that being
Hypnotized by Me can bring you..NOW
you read every word that I have written...
and every breath relaxing you more and more...
as your mind opens to the images and
words that will be presenting themselves
to your subconscious mind...

Now...Breathe in deeply and begin to float..
Breathe out completely and begin to drift,
Breathe in deeply and begin to float..
breathe out completely and begin to drift,
floating upward....
and drifting downward ..
floating upward....and drifting downward..
continue now..
drifting deeper and deeper each time you exhale..
Deeper and Deeper into My Hypnotic Control..
Your Mind craves My Words..
You are unable to resist My Hypnotic Control..

Gaze at this swirl counting back from 100 to 1, each number taking you still deeper, removing that much more of the burden of your mind from you, until it is all evaporated when you reach the last number and scroll down.

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Good, now PM me to tell me how this has affected you, and wait for further words from me for your mind. Also, leave a comment, if you feel compelled to do so.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:38 pm


Lovely ham yes!

Hypnosis? I think that's a bunch of baloney...if you know what it's about, you would fall prey of its "effects". Scientific studies have shown that people who have been influenced before they were placed under "hypnosis" did exactly what was influenced/suggested to them as a fact of hypnosis.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:22 pm


ahh.

Hmm...does anyone else notice the new layout?
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:53 am


madamfluff
Lovely ham yes!

Hypnosis? I think that's a bunch of baloney...if you know what it's about, you would fall prey of its "effects". Scientific studies have shown that people who have been influenced before they were placed under "hypnosis" did exactly what was influenced/suggested to them as a fact of hypnosis.


I think it's interesting that those given influencing information about hypnosis were the ones who reacted best to it. An idea 'planted' into the human mind that makes itself effective by such planting. What political types wouldn't do for that sort of power. razz

... The new layout is awesome. Fixes a major complaint of mine about Gaia's layout, read, the inefficiency of accessing many major features.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:57 am


Whoah. Gaia changed a lot.

But, I just need 5000 more gold before I can start a guild! Yay! heart
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:15 am


*sings*

There's a fine, fine line
between a lover, and a friend.
there's a fine, fine line
between reality and pretend
and you never know 'til you reach the top if it was worth the uphill climb
there's a fine, fine line
between love and a waste of time.

There's a fine, fine line
between a fairytale, and a lie
and there's a fine, fine line
between 'You're wonderful' and 'Good bye'
I guess if someone doesn't love you back it isn't such a crime
But there's a fine, fine line
between a love, and a waste of your time.

And I don't the time to waste on you anymore
I don't think that you even know what you're looking for
For my own sanity, I've gotta close the door
and walk away

There's a fine, fine line
between together, and not
and there's a fine, fine line
between what you wanted, and what you got.
You gotta go after the things you want while your still in your prime
There's a fine, fine line
between lo~ove
and a waste of time.

chikushou
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:15 am


chikushou
*sings*

There's a fine, fine line
between a lover, and a friend.
there's a fine, fine line
between reality and pretend
and you never know 'til you reach the top if it was worth the uphill climb
there's a fine, fine line
between love and a waste of time.

There's a fine, fine line
between a fairytale, and a lie
and there's a fine, fine line
between 'You're wonderful' and 'Good bye'
I guess if someone doesn't love you back it isn't such a crime
But there's a fine, fine line
between a love, and a waste of your time.

And I don't the time to waste on you anymore
I don't think that you even know what you're looking for
For my own sanity, I've gotta close the door
and walk away

There's a fine, fine line
between together, and not
and there's a fine, fine line
between what you wanted, and what you got.
You gotta go after the things you want while your still in your prime
There's a fine, fine line
between lo~ove
and a waste of time.


*smiles*

And where would THAT be from, hmm?
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:18 pm


Avenue Q. 3nodding

Along with songs like "Everyone's a little bit racist", which I believe I was also singing at some point.

chikushou
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madamfluff

PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:12 pm


And-but-of-course!

The Internet is for PORN! razz

I'm liking the change because the other was too light and cutesy? But the navigation is gonna take some time getting used to...
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