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Boota Pouncer Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:54 pm
"Isnt there a more humane way to get rid of them, I mean we dont have to kill everything. Perhaps some traps or something.....Oh and by the way Takashi they ate through your autographed Rambo picture in your locker."
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:25 pm
"If they've eaten a picture of Rambo then that means they've devoured part of his soul. And the last thing I want running around loose is a Rambo Rat. Although I think the little bandanna might be somewhat amusing."
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Boota Pouncer Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:46 am
" Hmmm perhaps we should lock the demotion supplies locker, I dont want rats shooting me in the toe with a mini rocket launcher. "
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:03 pm
"Too late, I saw the lock had bite marks on it earlier... However, only the heavt duty amor percing rockets were missing... Luckily I saved my rocket launcher. So long as my locker is intact..." A loud BOOM is heard from somewhere in the weapons locker... "OH DANG IT! MY ROCKERT LUANCHER!" go goes into his shell and chases after the explosion.
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:51 pm
"I dont have a rambo picture in my locker" o.o
"And they'd have to be prety weird-ed up rats to hold a whole rocker launcher. Or even a M67.....
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:03 pm
He looked around shadily. "Not when there's lots of people infront of you..."
"Oh, and rats? Rats that hold rocket launchers?.... Why do I sence the Imperium has it's toe in this?"
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:04 pm
"Imperium? Well, they got it, and that things packs a punch... BE CAREFUL."
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:10 pm
"Only thing I think those little rats could do, depending on how we packed our C-4, they might be able to eat that. Oh man that'd be fun, jam a blasting cap up a rat's a** and watch it skurry around. BOOOM" Takashi bounces, exchanging which foot he is on, giggling in evil glee. whee
((Possibly-sad thing is, I would totally do this. Feed a rat C-4 and a blasting cap somehow and blow it up. I really was laughing when I was thinking of the idea too. hehe))
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:00 am
Hits him on the head. "That's not a solution. I'm off to save my rocket launcher. TRY not to cover the whole place in rat guts..."
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:00 am
The Major blinks, and goes into his office. "Rats... How the-" His eyes widened as his sight fell on his cookie jar, two mice teassting away at it's contents. The mice stopped, and regarded them with their beady eyes.
"FEEL MY WRATH EVIL VERMIN!"
The Major pounced on both, squishing them in his hands with anger after a clatter had insued, his eyes almost eminated a red color.
"Takashi, where are those blast caps? I have some test subjects for you... Steal out of MY cookie jar will you? I'll shoooow you what happens when anything or anyone steals from my cookie jar!!!"
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 11:59 am
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:41 pm
The Major chuckles evil as he walkes away with the miniature culprits, his back hunched and shaking with each sinister chuckle. "I know, I'll do a mini-exterminatus on you, that's right, you get to be the first mice to encounter a small neuclear charge of HOLY WRATH!!"
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:39 am
"Mental note, keep away from Major's cookie jar....
Hey, sir, why dont you just make a vault for your cookies and have one of those high-tech fingerprint and retina scanners. Like the sort of fingerprint scanner that can accually measure your pulse and body temp." 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:12 pm
"Major, I got some blast caps and C4 for ya."
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 6:31 pm
"Do you have clearance for the explosives lockers??" scream
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