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 Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:57 pm
Love Happens. It's my second Aaron Eckhart film(first should be to obvious) and he is a really good actor.
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:04 pm
Street Fighter
The entire movie was hilarious.
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:39 pm
COWBOYS & ALIENS:
I rate it: smile **** (4/5)
This movie kicked quite a lot of a**. James Bond wakes up not knowing who he is and starts kicking a** about 5 minutes into the movie. Then he rides into town and groin-kicks some punk kid who thinks he’s a big shot. Then we find out he’s a wanted man, so the town sheriff and his posse try to arrest him, but he proceeds to kick even more a**, until a woman knocks him out from behind and the only reason Bond allowed that to happen was so he could make people think they actually stood a chance, but the audience knows better. We then cut to Han Solo, who is torturing some poor schmuck who happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and Han thinks the dude killed all his cattle, which is the life blood of the town that Solo rules with an iron fist. Then he rides into town to rescue that punk kid who happens to be his son and we find out James Bond stole Han Solo’s gold and if there’s one thing you don’t take from Indiana Jones, it’s treasure. Anyway, aliens start swooping down and kidnap some of the townsfolk, but not before Bond shoots one of them down with that Arm Cannon on his left arm. Bond and Solo work together with some of the townsfolk to try and rescue the townsfolk. They find out it’s aliens, they run into Bond’s old posse (one of whom Bond punches in the mouth just because he can), they find out Olivia Wilde is an alien who’s come to destroy these aliens, they work together with some Apaches to rescue the townsfolk and destroy the alien spaceship. The end. Overall, it was a pretty cool movie. It just needed some more children getting killed, some more gore, and some Pantera.
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:32 pm
Rambo: First Blood
I want the whole series now.
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:22 pm
Rise of the Planet of the Apes. I didn't really think it was that great buuuuuut I seem to havereally high expectations for most movies now so it may just be me.
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:10 am
Kung Fu Panda 2 and Thor.
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:55 pm
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Oh, Mel Brooks, you always brighten my day.
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:52 pm
Harry Potter 7 Part 2
Great ending to the series.
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:54 pm
Harry Potter 1, 3-6
Naked Gun
Pink Panther
Signs
Bender's Big Score
Batman Begins
Zombieland
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:03 pm
Big Trouble in Little China
I give it: 5/5
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:37 pm
Watching Final Destination 3.
Right. The. ********. Now.
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 9:54 pm
^ Why.jpg
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Totally ******** srs'd
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:04 am
Finally got around to watching Daniel Radcliffe and the Undead Skinhead.
Thoughts:
-Voldemort is the narmiest villain ever.
Harry arrives to die, Voldemort fails to cast Avada Kedavra and instead casts "AHBAHAAAWA AAHWAYA"
-Holy living ********, why is Neville suddenly hot? What happened? I mean, he was already my favorite character next to Molly Weasley, but dayum.
-Speaking of Molly, my favorite moment in the entire series got severely underplayed. Like, Molly just kinda flicked her wrist and Lestrange disintegrated. Why didn't anyone else try that, if it was so easy?
-what no bad neville no holding hands with luna
go kiss someone else
look there's that fireworks kid right there
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:59 pm
The Help
Exactly as good as I thought it would be.
SEE IT!
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:25 pm
The Babysitters
Brutal. It was really good.
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