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 Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:44 pm
Ivy hopped over the couch and ran to the door. She glared at Nightmare. "Go to your room! This never happened! There is no Phil! I know no one!" She looked through the peephole. Sometimes she hated how quick Phil distributed. She cracked open the door and spoke to the girl in Russian, terminating the order. The girl nodded and hurried back to the underground coorperation. Ivy walked back into the living room like nothing happened.
She smiled at Har. "Darling, we're villains. We can fornicate without being in a relationship. Our reps have diplomatic immunity." She said naughtily.
Me: Night Night Darkie! Don't wait up for me!
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:50 pm
Nightmare nodded to Harley "you're absolutly right, that blouse does not my my eyes, complete fashion disaster." he groaned when Ivy sent the girl away "awwwww, I was gonna invite her to play Left 4 Dead 2."
you described your perfect hooker just so you can play co-op games?
Nightmare nodded "pretty clever huh?"
*shakes head* uh boy
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:56 pm
Ivy called down the hall, stopping the girl. She looked at Nightmare. "Is that ALL you wanted to do?" She crossed her arms, looking at him hard.
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:12 pm
Nightmare nodded "play some games, hang out, go see a movie, maybe ask to meet the twins, I dunno." he shrugged.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:13 am
"Alright, but if anyone asks... Robert bought you the hooker." The hooker came back to the door and her and Ivy exchanged words. The hooker came into the room and Ivy brought out a small wad from her clevage. The two exchanged a customary kiss and the young girl approached Eric and Nightmare.
"Which one of you are my date?" Her accent was thick and her voice was sultry. Nightmare's Date's OutfitWow, Ivy can't resist Nightmare. I wonder if she's the same way with her daughters? Always giving in... eek
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:41 am
Nightmare points to Eric
*points to Nightmare*
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:58 am
-_-**** *pulls eric away from the potential home-wrecker**points to nightmare*
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:46 am
"Thank you," she smiled at Kitana and approached Nightmare. "Beautiful Tail." she siply said.
"Uh-oh. You better keep her away from that before Haur finds out."
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:56 am
*blinks* keep who away from what? *makes sure I'm standing between eric and hooker at all times*
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:18 pm
"Nightmare better keep that hooker away from Tail. Haur would go ballistic."
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:30 pm
Nightmare grinned "it has its usess."
*is pulled away* I'm not leaving you
Tail keeps Nightmare between him and possible home-wrecker.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:53 pm
The hooker smiled. "My name is Anya. You want play video games?"
Ivy smiled at Eric and Kitana. "Be nice. She's a 5 star companion, not a home wrecker."
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:56 pm
I say accept it. A threesome is better than a wrecked home.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:00 pm
Tail wasn't taking any chances for he knew if he remained loyal to Haur it'd pay off for him in the end.
Nightmare pets tail and sniffs "taught the lil guy everything I knew." he smiled at Anya "sure, but don't expect me to go easy on you if you're a new comer, I prefer my comrades..... " he facepalmed himself "ok that was unintentional, uh...... wingman or opponents to think on their feet." he opened the door to his room.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:13 pm
Haur: *in the hallway doing her dating ritual dance in the mirror* You're to big to fit in here, too big to fit in here.
What a lovely ride
Your p***s is a thrill
Your p***s is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe de Ville
Your p***s packs a wallop
Your p***s brings a load
And when it makes a delivery
It needs its own zip code
Nine - double zero - p***s
"God, Haur not the fricken p***s song! I didn't teach you it for you to abuse it. You're supposed to use it as needed, not for you sick little pump-you-up song!"
Me: Well it work now shut up, I'm concentrating! *starts singing and dancing*
Your p***s is so strong
Your p***s is so smooth
Your p***s has got a rhythm
Your p***s makes me groove
Your p***s is a dream
The biggest one I've seen
It's oozy and it's green
"Ew."
Me: Sorry. mrgreen
Your p***s is so big
Your p***s is so thick
Your p***s is so pretty
You've got a handsome d**k
Your p***s is so hard
Your p***s is so large
My body is a movie
And your p***s is the star
"Staring your p***s"
The plant mistress goes into a fit of laughter. "If you want to score anything, then PLEASE don't sing that song to Bruce... least ways he doesn't need that song." She licked her lips. "I've heard through the kitty litter that Mr. Wayne has quiet the scratching pole."
Me: Yeah just keep it out of your sick little head, Red.
Anya grinned at Nightmare, walking into his room. "No refund just because I emasculate you at own sport." She hung her purse up on the coat rack.
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