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 Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:34 pm
"Greed liked it better when vampires didn't sparkle...Now we think all vampires are 'fabulous' if you know what we mean."
Greed smirked as well; knowing a hero couldn't die so easily unless things were getting boring or the story reached an end and after that thought and Greed got another head ache from thinking about that sort of stuff. When Pixie frowned, Greed didn't; he always had a smile or a grin when it came to anything, even depressing stuff like drowning puppies and a box full of kittens on fire. Greed patted Pixie on the back, thinking that she was angry or something; he didn’t know or care in fact, he knew it would anger Pixie and making others angry was fun, especially when you're a big indestructible target. Eventually, Pixie would snap and Greed's goal of messing with others would be complete with Pixie for now. TO top it off, Greed stopped patting Pixie's back and went a few feet away from her to barf up chunks of bones and digested flesh from his previous meals. Three skulls were the first to be regurgitated and then came more bones and digested lumps of flesh that reeked of stomach juices. Then Greed remembered Spiderman's situation and started eating what he regurgitated, knowing he could save it for later to piss off Pixie.
“Sorry, realized it was a bad time to gross you out, we need to help Spidey!”
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:39 pm
Spider-man's eyes widened at that, and he was up on the wall before he'd even thought through what had been said. His head was spinning badly enough that webswinging would probably be a bad idea, but at least he could still wall crawl. "No. No thank you; Spidey will be just fine," he said, backing up. "Not that I don't... trust you... but... you just... barfed up bones, handsome." He really would be fine, in all likelihood, especially if he could find somewhere safe to sleep for a bit. ... But why did he feel like he was forgetting to do something? Something important...
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:56 pm
"Hello? Anyone? This isn't my day...I'm going to bust that kid's head open..."
While trying to help Spiderman, Shocker had got himself tangled in the same webbing Spiderman had used to save Shocker from falling; it was quite ironic Shocker had to admit mentally.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:58 pm
Pixie rolled her eyes at Greed, sighing and shaking her head, "Just ignore him he'll get bored and go away eventually." She made as face at the mess Greed had just created then turned back to Spidey. "Are you sure you don't need any help?" She asked in a concerned voice. She couldn't tell if it came for her act or if she was truely concerned, either way the tone truely frightened the purple haired girl. There was no way she was going soft. "I could give you a lift somewhere." And cue drumset. She thought to herself smirking.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:04 pm
Spider-man hesitated for a second. He really wasn't in any position to be moving around... but he wasn't in any condition to be leaving himself in the hands of a complete stranger, either. "Thanks, but no thanks," he replied as firmly as he could, "If you... really want to help... calm the idiot... in the yellow suit down... or at least shut him up. Bye, Herman," he added to Shocker, though his tone was more quietly dazed than mocking. Then he started up the wall. Maybe... he could find a nice office to sleep... No, the best place to go was the Baxter building, but... which way was that, again?
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:10 pm
With a flick of her wrist, and not even bothering to look, Pixie lifted Shocker out of his bindings and held him in the air. "Aw, c'mon you seem disoriented. I know the perfect place where you can get some sleep." Well, ok it wasn't the perfect place to sleep. Actually the place she was thinking was her little apartment on the East end of Gotham. It was right by the subway and everytime it passed the entire place shook. But he seemed a bit rattled and the last thing she needed was for some other villian to take up this opportunity instead of her. Besides it wasn't like she was planning on killing him or anything.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:17 pm
Spider-man stopped and looked down at her, then closed his eyes; they were doing that sickening in and out thing that sometimes happened in movies when a character was experiencing vertigo. "Look, lady," he said, "You seem nice, but I don't know you... and you don't know me. For all I know, you might... be a psycho... who cuts up houseguests and stores them... in her back freezer....Forgive me if I'm... a little reluctant to... pass out on your couch."
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:26 pm
"Just a tad."
Now that he was in the air and free from hanging by webs, Shocker found weak points in the webbing he was still in and busted open using his strength. Shocker had some strength, enough at times to even go toe to toe with the other Spiderman in fist fights, but only because his suit absorbed a nice bit if damage and his gauntlets were quite heavy. Working on getting the webs of his suit while suspended in the air by Pixie's magic, Shocker sighed a bit and gave a thumbs up to Pixie once he was clear.
"Alright, I'm fine now, be so kind in putting me down?"
Greed recognized that voice from anywhere, especially all the times he called Rhino an idiot, but Greed never got angry at previous hated people he used to have.
"Shocker! It’s so nice for us to meet you again! You look as yellow as ever!"
Greed clapped happily at Shocker's predicament and wondered how long it would take for him to guess who it was under the new Symbiote suit.
Shocker groaned, knowing exactly by the size and the slightly altered voice exactly who it was. He was a little surprised that Rhino got hold of a Symbiote at all, making him more of a freak then before.
"Shut up..."
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:32 pm
"I only do that on Christmas! And it was onc-no twice! People make mistakes!" She snapped ignoring Shocker, she smirked, "Besides you're going to pass out soon. And when you leave some villians going to have a field day when they stumble across you...." She grinned, "It'll be like prison, Without the soap!" She paused, "Only in a horrific sorta metaphorical sorta way... Either way, it's gunna hurt."
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:40 pm
"I'm not going to pass out," Spider-man snapped. And he wasn't... Probably. Whatever sedative had been in the vampire's bite was strong--easily enough to knock out anything the creature might want to eat-- but Spider-man's limited regenerative abilities and supercharged immune system would be able to handle it... probably. Of course, that didn't make her any less right; if he ran into trouble, he would have a very difficult time handling it. "And the soap thing... was completely uncalled for. I already feel sick." Her insistence was only making him more nervous, to be honest. He turned and continued his climb.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:46 pm
"Wait a second...My cliché sense is tingling...Check his neck for bite marks...Just in case, you never know..."
Greed had watched his fair share of vampire movies to know a bite from a vampire could turn you into one and if so, Spiderman needed to be moved someplace dark so he wouldn't burst into flames and become a pile of ashes, not sparkle. Dracula was a real hardcore vampire and like hardcore vampires, none of them sparkled like fairies, instead they combust into flames with cool CGI affects or hard to make real effects involving chemistry. Greed liked this Spiderman more than Web Head and therefore if he was going to become a vampire, he would be the coolest friend ever.
"So, check his neck!"
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:47 pm
"Ok fine." She huffed, her plan obviously not working, "I'll be sure to tell Batman where to find your body in the Metropolis river. I'm guessing somewhere over there..."" She pointed a few miles to her left. Sighing she turned on her heel towards the ledge of the building, still holding Shocker high in the air. "And for the record, the soap thing was brilliant. Got the point across didn't it?" She smirked as she got ready to jump off the ledge.
((GOSH DANG IT!!! I need to type faster =P))
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:50 pm
"Oh, cut it out!" Spider-man yelled, getting angry. His head was spinning, he hurt everywhere, and he couldn't... think! "Yes, he bit me, but... isn't Twilight.... idiot... I have to ingest some of his blood... for that to happen. I'm not going to... die, I'm not going to turn, and... I don't have to worry, with or without soap. Go... way. I'll be fine." Before they could protest, he jumped off the building and swung off, keeping his eyes closed. He could rely on his spider-sense and keep his dizziness to a minimum. ... He'd just take this slow.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:53 pm
"Should we follow him?" Pixie asked Greed and Shocker with a smirk. How fun it would be to see Spiderman turn into a vampire. Or die. Either or was fine with her now that he ticked her off.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:58 pm
Spider-man stopped at the next building, feeling very, very sick. He was going to pass out; he just knew it. Much as he hated to admit it... he needed help. Okay... so... He carefully swung back, landing on the wall just in time to see the girl smirk. It was not a pleasant expression... or maybe his blurry eyes were just not seeing it correctly. "... Okay. Um... Is the ride still available?" he mumbled. Why did he feel like he was making an enormous mistake? ... Probably because he was. At least these people weren't actively trying to kill him; that was a bonus.
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