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Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 9:40 am
LilChibiusa Granted! But, then you get a flaming crush on Carrot Top. I wish there were an Asia supermarket closer to my house. Granted! through a filing mistake, you get deported to south Korea. I wish there were more good concerts around here.
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 3:00 pm
Granted! But a single ticket to any of those concerts now cost $100k.
I wish that someone would magically appear, tell me I'm a wizard, and take me away to Hogwarts where I get to do all sorts of fun magic stuff.
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 7:05 pm
*pops up in front of Chibi* "You, my child, have the potential to become a great wizard. Come with me, to the magical world of HogWARTS, where you learn all sorts of useful magical spells for dealing with those pesky warts." ^_^
I wish I had the power to "shut off" people when they're being dumb.
LilChibiusa Hey Ric! Long time no see! biggrin Indeed. Been MIA for a few months. smile
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 9:17 pm
Granted, but now you can no longer hear when they're saying something genuinely important either.
I wish the sewing machine didn't mess up every time I tried to use it. (It's thirty-something years old, and my grandma says she always had a difficult time with it too.)
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 9:10 pm
granted, but the ghost that was causing it to malfunction now floats around making rude comments about your hair.
I wish I had the power of teleportation so I could visit all my internet friends.
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 10:55 pm
Granted! But, you discover that we're all actually brain sucking aliens.
I wish that I had the ability fill out applications perfectly in one minute flat.
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:36 am
Granted but you can only fill them out in crayon.
I wish there were more hours in the day.
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:49 pm
Granted, but you have to spend those extra hours with the most irritating people you know.
I wish I could speak Russian.
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:31 pm
Granted! But now you Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle.
I wish I had a time machine.
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:13 am
Granted, but you travel back into the past, accidentally step on a butterfly as soon as you get there, and wind up totally altering the pattern of history. For the worst.
I wish I weren't an OCD worrier.
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:20 pm
Mademoiselle Alvinette Granted, but you travel back into the past, accidentally step on a butterfly as soon as you get there, and wind up totally altering the pattern of history. For the worst. I wish I weren't an OCD worrier. The butterfly effect! xd But, if you watch JIN, there is always the corrective power of history! Granted, but now you are Apathy. I wish that all of the wonderful people from this year's ball will be back for next year's ball, and that that one will be even better than this past one!
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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:37 pm
Actually, I wish that too! heart But since this is the Twisted Wishes game, that must mean that while we're having a great time online, our personal lives are going right down the toilet. xp blaugh
I wish my professors would actually RESPOND TO MY E-MAILS, DADGUMMIT!! evil
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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:53 pm
Granted, but they tell you that you have to take another semester's worth of classes. (I hope that doesn't happen, btw.)
I wish that I got to sub everyday.
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:24 pm
Granted, but the only classes you ever get to teach are the ones with the most horrid little brats in the county. xp (By the way, I would NOT actually wish this on you! Poor Chibi!)
I wish we could get people posting in the Games subforum in this guild again!
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 4:02 pm
Granted! But, they're only trolling pr0n.
I wish that I were accepted into the JET Programme.
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