|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:35 pm
((This had better gosh-darned well be a gosh-darned April Fools, or I am going to hurt you.
Severely.))
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:26 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:51 pm
I WILL BURN CALIFORNIA DOWN.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:36 pm
((Here http://xrl.us/2lrx46Abridged notes for the rest of you so that you won't wonder what the s**t Joe and Bayer are talking about.))
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:38 pm
((We'll miss you, Alex. NO WE WON'T, b*****d.
I need a sandwich...))
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:40 am
((I was severely worried.
Thank God it's April))
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:26 pm
((No worries. I'm exactly as lazy of a b*****d as I've always been.))
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:26 pm
Marco groaned. "OK, here's how we're doing it: we're going to flush his system, starting at the site of the wound. Fyrin, get the replacement blood ready."
He tore his own shirt to make strips, then got Joe's knife ready. "Ready? We're going to cut you, then pump blood through to get rid of the bad blood."
Joe nodded, feebly putting his leather wristband into his mouth. He clamped down and nodded again.
Marco nodded slowly. He held the edge of the knife against Joe's skin, a few inches below the initial wound, took a deep, steadying breath, and pushed.
The sharp blade sliced through the skin, and blood began to pour out immediately. Joe grunted but didn't move. Marco nodded at Fyrin to begin.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:22 pm
Fyrin, per medical procedure ((you should look this up, I know you do this)), cooled Joe down as much as safely possible so as to slow down body processes. As he did this he quickly hooked it up, even if it should have gone through the heart. This would work... hopefully. Fyrin sure wish Marco had been a little more careful and waited for a second.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:30 pm
((Haha, sorry. I'm more a field medicine guy and we rarely have the time or resources for that. Plus, without ice he's as cool as he's getting.
But Bayer, have you seen this process before?))
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:39 pm
Jacob went to investigate since he had nothing better to do.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:49 pm
((I have not, but I'm absolutely positive that's what has to be done - it makes sense in every way, shape, and form. And what's it gonna hurt that pulling blood out of Joe doesn't?))
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:17 pm
((See? I don't know what the process is called, so I can't give Alex a link to it like he wants. But I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that it's done this way.))
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:43 pm
((I still vote at the heart - everything passes through there, and if we'd frozen Joe properly, he'd be alive but very cold and whatnot. Should've, should've, should've. Oh well. This should work.))
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 2:42 pm
((I thought the wound was right below his heart anyways. He got hit on his left shoulder, I thought, so when I said that Marco cut below it I meant like, below the heart.))
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
