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 Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:29 am
The mechanical man nodded, and released his death hug, dropping the Kowatzitz just as they were blasted with the light and noise from the Warhammer. He shook his head instictively, but the lights were still in his view, and he could barely hear anything. Even so, he still spoke, "Lead the way. If you try anything funny, I'll crush you."
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:25 am
Jasper scowled. It was taking forever to get to the electrodungeon--not that she minded, the place sounded nasty. She simply had no idea the Crozilius was so damned big.
And her underwear was starting to ride up. The thought--the shame of being seen like this by her crewmates!-- was nigh unthinkable.
So she did what any girl unable to transform would do.
She screamed like an electric guitar that got too close to the amp.
It was rather impressive, even by feedbackination standards. It was high-pitched and steady, ricocheting off the walls and seeming to multiply like bad fanfiction. The Tobors 'escorting' her paused, irritated by the sound, and the one carrying her spanked her sharply.
Just as sharply, her pitch rose, deafening. The Tobors could take it no longer and dropped her, fleeing with their handthings clapped over their noise-receivers.
Jasper sat up and stopped screaming, but the feedback echoed and rolled through the hall. She smiled to herself. Impressive, if she did say so herself.
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:29 am
The Grand Kowatzitz stumbled on being released from the death hug. It compulated that its earlier statement had been valued by the mechanical man, and so started walking down the hallway in the direction it had originally come from.
It wasn't really sure where any of the Soulbounty crew were being kept, but if they were in captivity on the Crozilius, there were only a couple of places they could be.
The Kowatzitz wasn't really even against showing Dozer where they were being kept, since finding the Magical Girls was the its prime motive in existence anyway.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:09 pm
Reverence was one thing, an entire crew missing on his watch was another altogether. Cellphone or not, Tailos was damned if Derelect was going to enjoy his movie and so he rustled the popcorn bucket noisily. In this case, it was the communicator he rustled, and it was more like transmitting spaceblorps across the galaxy back to the Soulbounty.
The tentocrin was an amazing place, full of elder deities and space Gods of olde, obviously much more elder than normal Gods of old, as signified by the extra 'e' appendage on the word. And as It disappeared beneath him, radihotmered out of existence, the Captain fell to the floor. Neatly landing on his face with a stifled groan into the planetary mudifloor.
Emma Thompson-goddess's introduction shocked and astounded his head. Tailos clasped his hands over his ears to no avail, rolling on the mudifloor to try and oust the noise. Just as he was sure the eardrum was about to implode and bring up a horrible Game Over screen, her introduction ended.
"Ouch," he glared into the floor and picked himself to his knees next to the Tobor. "We are no mere Hobbits, Great Ones. You must understand that the Vorpal Dirk of Eternal Felines threatens our diunivermension - perhaps it is best left well alone in the realms of dimensionspace."
He paused.
"But... ah... this Tobor here wishes it for his own utilitybelt. Is there a way to destroy the Dirk?"
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Admiral Von Radioactivity
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:56 pm
((Can anyone tell me if after the last time I posted, I was captured or not? Cause I can't find anything and I don't know what happened to me with all this ship taking over and stuff))
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:59 pm
(( I have a feeling it might be time to end this Episode and have the narrator explain what's going on then. Everyone is scattered around the Dragonspace Universe. x3 ))
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:47 pm
((Righto! Here are the ending credits!))
[The screen goes black for a second before the ending theme starts. As the music plays, the main characters of Dragonspace are all shown in various fighting stances and the credits roll by once more.]
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:14 pm
[ Ending theme plays, credits roll up screen... ]
On the next episode of Dragonspace MMXVI!
Our heroes have been captured by the nefarious Andro-Tobors. With the ship damaged and webclasticised to the docking bay, will the Soulbounty be able to escape with her crew?
What about Jasper - will she ever find her original clothing or be doomed to black lace?
Who are those strangers in the muffinship and what secrets do they hold of the dimensionspace? Just who exactly is Samantha and why does Roufen have such bad skills at bakery?
With the Dirk gone, the Captain and the General Derelict prepare to face off in a talkathon with the Dragonspace Gods. Will it end well, or bode destruction for the unlikely truce?
Just what exactly is the grand Kowatzitz planning for the Dozerbot? Malicious deeds are programmed into her interface! Look out, Dozerbot, it's a tarp!!1
FIND OUT, ON THE NEXT EPISODE, OF DRAGONSPACE MMXVI
[ More ending credits and poses, before the sponsorship deals come up onscreen. ]
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