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 Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:47 pm
*stolen from...somewhere, don't remember*
Yoda: *looking at an approaching, famous, couple* Think some kind of big secret, their relationship is.
Windu: They have no idea that they're the subject of the hottest gossip in the temple.
Yoda: Yes, always together are they. And know better, /he/ should. Not doing what a Jedi should, he is.
Windu: True. It is not befitting a member of the council. I think we should reconsider our giving him a position on it.
Yoda: Quiet! Approach, they do!
*Anakin and Obi-Wan get near*
Anakin: Hey guys! Obi-Wan and I just went on the nicest picnic!
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:27 pm
Seeing how popular the Star Wars series is, good old GL has decided to make more movies, and some new shows. Some of them are:
Honey, I shrunk the Death Star
Honey, I blew up the Death Star
Two Rodians, a Wookie, and a Star Destroyer
Whose AT-AT is it anyway
The Cantina of the damned
Where in the world is Emperor Palpatine
I know what you did last parsec
The life and times of Darth Vader
Power Troopers
Romancing the Cortosis
Heart of Durasteel
The Emperor and I
Outlaw Busters
That's my Sith Lord
Revenge of the Nerf Herders
Revenge of the Nerf Herders 2: Nerf Herders on Manaan
Star Trek Wars: The Collision of 2 different shows
Star Wars Trek: The Journey to get away from the other show
Luke Skywalker and the Chamber of Selkath
And last but not least, the one most likely to become the biggest hit with the kids:
Wookie-Doo, Where Are You?
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:19 pm
GL: I announce that as of today, I am making a new prequel. Star Wars I.5: The Adventures of Jar Jar
(Lucas gets pelted with rotten tomatoes)
GL: Uh...I mean...Star Wars III.5: The bloody and painful death of Jar Jar
(The crowd goes wild)
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 7:07 pm
While channel surfing the HoloNet, Luke comes across a commercial.
Guy 1: Who delivered?
Guy 2: It's not delivery.
Guy 1: No way, man. This is delivery.
Guy 2: It's not delivery. It's Bantha Poodoo.
Guy 1: ... eek ... * vomits *
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 7:30 pm
Scene: Bespin swordfight, near the end of ESB
Vader: Luke, I am your father.
Luke: No way!
Vader: Yes way.
Luke: Then why didn't I get a corvette for my 16th birthday? You suck, old man! xp
Vader: Do you even know how much a Sith Lord makes, sonny? eek
Luke: And you even cut off my hand! How do you expect me to realize my dreams of playing rock guitar? gonk
Vader: Where did I go wrong? crying
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 7:32 pm
Random Stormtrooper: I wonder if Vader ever needs to change his air filter... Maybe once every 40,000 parsecs or something...
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:53 am
con't
Stormie2: 40,000 what? Okay, man, are you talking units of distance or units of space-time?
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 8:38 am
Han: She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.
Luke: Does that mean the bathrooms are real nice?
Han: That's not what I meant, kid.
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Anakin: Hey, George said there's no underwear in space, right?
Obi-Wan: Yeah, your point?
Anakin: So that means that...Oh god! eek
Obi-Wan: What? What is it?
Anakin: I had a vision, master?
Obi-Wan: A vision? Of what?
Anakin: It was horrible...Palpy going commando!
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 9:10 am
Nospai Deathous con't Stormie2: 40,000 what? Okay, man, are you talking units of distance or units of space-time? Stormie 1: Well, the air filter on my airspeeder needs changing once every 30,000 parsecs, unless on tatooine... but what about vader? And what about oil changes and tune-ups?
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:05 pm
* Vader comes in, with all kinds of bling and a pimp coat over his black suit *
Vader: Yo, dig it! I pimped out my look! I'm stylin'!
Stormie: Uh... I believe the afro coming out of your helmet is a bit much, Lord Vader.
Vader: Don't be dissin' the hair, bi-atch! * Force Chokes Stormie to death *
Admiral: Lord Vader, your requested modifications to the Executor have been completed. It has been transformed into a low-rider with power-steering, a chain link steering wheel, fuzzy dice hanging on the rear-view mirror, and we suped up the hydrolics.
Vader: Awesome yo! But... what are hydrolics?
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:12 am
Anakin: WHOA!!! eek
*Sees hot padawan chick*
Hot Padawan Chick: Hey, big boy, how about you an' me get together sometime and discover the myseries of the force, hmm...?
Anakin: Uh...eh heh...yeah, about that... *Turns around, sees Padme*
Padme: evil
Anakin: Um...it wasn't me! I swear!
*Smack!*
Padme: *Drags Ani away by his ear*
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 12:14 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:39 pm
Vader: Obi-wan never told you about your father.
Luke: He told me enough, he told me you killed him.
Vader: No luke, I am you father.
Luke: Really? Awsome! So this means we can like rule the universe as father and son right?
Vader: Uhh...yhea. Oh I have one more thing to say, Miller lite has more taste than Bud lite.
Luke: NNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnooooooo!!!! *Jumps*
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:51 pm
Nelowulf Stormie 1: Well, the air filter on my airspeeder needs changing once every 30,000 parsecs, unless on tatooine... but what about vader? And what about oil changes and tune-ups? Stormie 2: Ah, you mean /that/. Oh 50,000 at the least i'd say. I mean, he probably uses that high-class stuff in the red package. But considering he goes in that little egg all the time, I think it's hard to say exactly when he needs tune-ups. I mean, we need to know what he's doing in there, and I personally am not sure if I want to know.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:58 pm
Palpy: I don't like deceiving everyone like this... * removes ugly face mask, reveals he's actually Bush, and has the Ring of Power * ... But if anyone finds out, I won't win the re-election for galactic emperor...
( In another room )
Vader: My service to the emperor is a sham. * removes helmet, showing he's actually Kerry * It's all just to make him look bad so I can win the next election.
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