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 Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 2:47 pm
Granted, but it blows up in your face
I wish I had a way other than blowing stuff up to corrupt a wish.
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 2:52 pm
granted, but now you only corrupt people's wishes by throwing up on them.
I wish I could make a movie
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 2:53 pm
Granted, but everybody throws up on it
I wish I had a computer of my own
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 4:12 pm
granted, but then it blows up. (that's for my iPod, jerk)
I wish my brownies would be done soon.
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 10:19 am
Granted, the oven temperature soars to 10,000 degrees Celsius to finish cooking the brownies virtually instantly. And then your house and everything else within a two mile radius melt to the ground.
I wish for fish in a dish.
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 10:21 am
Granted, but the fish in a dish wants a kish and bites your face off.
I wish I wasn't getting kicked out
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 10:36 am
Granted, now you are getting kicked in.
I wish I had something sweet to drink.
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Kicked out of what?
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 10:41 am
Granted, but it causes your stomach to dissolve itself.
I wish I lived closer to my mate
(my house)
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 11:00 am
Granted. Now you're super-glued to each other in such a way that every daily activity is a ridiculous chore.
I wish I had my face back.
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 11:20 am
Granted but it's digested
I wish I could use my extensive brain power to drag my lazy self up and do something with my life.
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 12:01 pm
Granted, but nothing really comes of it.
I wish my office didn't smell today.
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How come you got kicked out? And where are you using a computer from?
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 3:00 pm
granted, it'll smell every other day, though
I wish it would stop raining
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 3:45 pm
Granted, a volcano opens up next to your house and you get lava instead.
I wish my dinner where more substantial...
(I'm not kicked out yet, but their seriously considering it)
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 6:31 pm
granted, but you waste all your extra food and every kid in Africa thinks you're a jerk now.
I wish I could get a job now.
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 6:35 pm
((Must...not...make...it...perverted...))
Granted, but you get fired right away
I wish my little brother would take a f'ing shower already!
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