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 Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:03 pm
Chuck Norris hasn't been intimidating since he waxed the hair from his chest and back!
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:08 pm
I hate to admit it, but a beard is only as powerful as the man-forest that surrounds it.
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:18 pm
Pax: My thoughts exactly! And at one time Chuck was a paragon of masculin fighting prowess! Then he went all 'girly man' and POOF! Walker Texas Ranger is born! So biblical!
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:19 pm
Isn't Chuck also, like, 500-something?
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:22 pm
Mel: No, that would be Sean Connery! He's 500 years old and he's still a stud! Chuck is only 300 and definately NOT stud worthy
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:23 pm
*fans herself*
getting a bit hot on that stage *wink*
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:24 pm
Tell that to Kirk Douglas or Martin Sheen. Both of them could kick your dad's a**.
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:30 pm
Now just cause someone can kick my dads a**, it doesnt mean they are studs!
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:32 pm
Quote: But, if the girl was sincere about having a little fun first…. Her voice was smooth and low as she smirked. “How… intimate…would you like to get?”
Everyone thank me. I inadvertently caused this to be.
You all owe me money and your lives now.
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:33 pm
The stage is an island in the middle of people. Circular with the DJ platform pretty much in the center, though your description of it being "in the background" works too, Deitric.
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:37 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:41 pm
Judging Fail.Quote: Adaire seemed to be Speedy ******** Gonzales and that broke my suspension of disbelief and took more damage.
This pisses me off. I'm playing against a character who can grow pointy stone spikes out of the ground at an instantaneous speed of 35mph, with no advanced warning whatsoever. He can have them more or less turn into a person' chest, hit full force, and drag them for fifty feet. Yet, Adaire's speed and agility, her only power, is what breaks the suspension of disbelief. BULL ******** s**t! *End loser b***h fest transmission. Nothing more will be said on this matter by this party.*
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:52 pm
I already covered this the other day.
[Shakes.] But it's okay now.
LESBIAN BATTLE. [Points.]
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:10 pm
I agree with Adaire.
People who shoot spikes out of the ground are mad homo and should castrate themselves. Either that or get a really bad case of blue balls one of these days. Like a really bad case of it. Like they feel all swollen for almost five hours and it hurts real bad.
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:28 pm
Wait, erections that last for more than five hours can hurt? Wow, was I distracted last night. xd
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