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What is there to say really? I don't think that much about myself... And if you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you. Ah-HAH! A bit of really oldschool humor! From this moment on, I might just own you in some form or another.
Anyway, I am probably going to be the coolest person you'll meet in any given room. I have a penchant for raunchy jokes that never quite go over the line, the kind of stuff that makes you giggle but not quite go, "Awww man, that's just gross." Unless, of course, you're a Mormon, at which point I'll start asking myself why you're around me unless you have some sort of masochistic tendency.
Yeah, I'm, dressed like a freak, wanna fight about it?
xd I tend to like songs where you can sing along or hum/liddly (flick the tongue against your upper teeth and match the pitch of the music with your voice) along. Which means I don't like most forms of metal... If it screeches at me, I don't listen to it. The only way I'll listen to screeching is in the instrumentals will blow my mind and at least a bit of effort has been put into the screeching... Like guitar blasts in the same pitch and tone as the screeching, putting on a nice accentuation to it. While on the other side of the coin, I dislike Whiny White Girl songs and Soulful Black Girl music... Both of which you can understand and sing along too, but both piss me off for some unknown reason as they are the sum total of all female bands. So, yeah, I suppose I don't like female artists without cahones to do something different. To put it bluntly, I like hard driving, evil-sounding tunes that you can hum along too. You expect me to list some of the bands I like right now..? Nah.
I have a salty carpload of hobbies, none of which I feel like getting into right now. Mebbe later.
If you're reading this, and have the urge to beg me for gold or items, I want you to die horribly. If you're reading this and have the urge to tell me that I'm too black, and that black is boring, I want to punch you in the ovaries. Even if you're a guy, I'll punch you in your ovaries - trust me, I'll find them.
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"I am the velvet hammer, and I swing both ways."
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