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 Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:19 pm
Cloud: I'd thought you'd be happy, Barrett.
Barrett: Happy? Happy bout what mutha clucka?
Cloud: At the fact that the new president of Shinra is, you know...A black dude.
Barrett: Maaan. A motha cluckin' Hawaiian black skinned white dude is what he is. And shi, what do I care? Not like he cares about the motha cluckin' environment. Pshaw, "Change we can believe in". Change my a**! The only thing that be changin' around here is my motha cluckin' rent. And it ain't motha cluckin' changin' fo the motha cluckin' bettuh. Now, who we need fo prez is Al Gore. Now there's a man who cares about the motha cluckin' environment.
Chocobo listening in on the conversation: I'll ask you to please watch your motha cluckin' language, sir.
Cloud: Why are you here?
Chocobo: Because the guy writing this doesn't know how he wants to finish this political joke, so he's using me as a distraction while he escapes.
Cloud: Kinda of like how.....Ah, forget it.
Chocobo (Enthusiastically): No no no, where were you heading with this joke?
Cloud: I dunno.....
Chocobo: *Sighs* You know, this was just a big waste of all our time...
...
Chocobo: Not going to end this on a funny note?
Cloud: Nope.
Chocobo: Then yeah, big waste of time.
Barrett: Motha...Cluckuh? How's that?
Cloud: Bah, I guess that will suffice...
Chocobo: No...No, not really...
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Yuffie: Hi guys! I just came back from eating the tastiest Chocobo steak EVER!
Chocobo: Motha cluckuh! *Shoots Yuffie in the face*
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:20 pm
Sephiroth: Yes my fan girls minions help me take over the world and you can rape me to your hearts contents.
(Yeah lame I know sweatdrop )
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:45 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:59 pm
Cloud: OMG Sephiroth, what type of shampoo and conditioner do you use on your hair it's GORGEOUS!
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:07 pm
Cloud: Alright, let's google image my name and see what comes up. *Keyboard tapping* CLOUD STRIFE, search... OH COOL! Look at that! That's such a boss pose!
Sephiroth: Hm... They even have your sword broken down showing that it's made of six swords...
Cloud: Awesome, there's even a lego version of me.
Sephiroth: Ok ok, search my name.
Cloud: Ok, one sec. *Keyboard tapping* SEPHIROTH, search... HA HA HA!!!
Sephiroth: Is...is that a guy or a girl? I look NOTHING like that!
Cloud: Well hey, look here. Someone loves you so much you're tattooed on their whole back. *Clicks next page*
Sephiroth: HA HA HA!!! I REMEMBER WHEN I KILLED HER! THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE WAS PRICELESS!!! HA HA HA!
Cloud: ...you son o-
Sephiroth: Ok, search both of our names! Surely they have shots of us epicly duking it out, *Psychotic look comes over face as his pupils shrink* LOCKED IN MORTAL COMBAT!!!
Cloud: Ok, hold on... CLOUD AND SEPHIROTH, search... Ok here we... eek
Sephiroth: eek
Cloud: eek I...I-I
Sephiroth: Is-Is that my... Is that your...
Cloud: eek Are we on a... are we doing...
Sephiroth: gonk ASDFhEDFHBdasfhdfHADFH!!!!!!!! *Runs from computer crying*
Cloud: gonk QEjgnwdfhbSFJN!!!! *Falls over with his chair foaming at the mouth and starts having an offscreen seizure*
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:43 pm
Cloud: *glomps Sephiroth* TEDDY!
Sephiroth: O.o;;; I'M NOT YOUR TEDDY!
Cloud: YES YOU ARE! D<
Sephiroth: ....Yes I am....><
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:43 pm
Sephiroth: And that Barret, is the theory of relativity.
Barret: Orly?
Sephy: Yarly.
Barret: Fair enough.
Aeris: So Cloud...You know I don't actually like you in that way...
Cloud: Hah. That's funny in a sick way.
Aeris: No. Seriously. I've been leading you on all this time.
Cloud: ...Damn
Sephy: Banana Hammock
Sephy: Ooohh you're gorgeous you are.
Cloud: I know
Sephy: I want to run naked through your underwear
Cloud: 0.o
Cloud: Oh, I'm sorry Tifa, I forgot to tell you...I'm err...Like Action Man in that department.
Tifa: .... sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:19 am
Shini Sen Cloud: *glomps Sephiroth* TEDDY! Sephiroth: O.o;;; I'M NOT YOUR TEDDY! Cloud: YES YOU ARE! D< Sephiroth: ....Yes I am....><
I love this one biggrin
Tifa: Cloud I'm leaving you for Cid.
Cloud: What!! what does he have that I don't have?
Tifa: You have it backwards. It's what you have that he doesn't.
Cloud: Oh ya! what's that?
Tifa: Depression
Cloud: Oh... *Walks away depressed*
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:38 pm
Yay for Teddy-Seph! I kinda made that one up on the spot though...<<;
Oh well!
Sephiroth: Seht ihr mich? Versteht ihr mich? Fühlt ihr mich? Hört ihr mich? Könnt ihr mich hören?
Cloud: Wir hören dich
Sephiroth: Könnt ihr mich sehen?
Cloud: Wir sehen dich
Sephiroth: Könnt ihr mich fühlen?
Cloud: Wir fühlen dich
Both: Ich versteh euch nicht
(Random noob Rammstein fan enters)
RNRF: OH MY GOD! RAMMSTEIN IS ACTUALLY HERE!!!! EEEEEEE! <3
Keera: (randomly pops in* You idiot! That's not Rammstein! That's just Sephy-Bear and Clouy-Pants....singing Ich Will BY Rammstein but THEY ARE NOT RAMMSTEIN! D< *randomly perks up* I love Till! ^^ <3
German translations:
Sephiroth: Do you see me? Do you understand me? Do you feel me? Do you hear me? Can you hear me?
Cloud: We hear you
Seph: Can you see me?
Cloud: We see you
Seph: Can you feel me?
Cloud: We feel you
Both: I don't understand you
Till= Till Lindemann the Lead Singer of Rammstein =D I loves Till so much! <3 ^^ .....Yes I am insane......Fear me
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:37 am
Reno: Guys. I think I might be an alcoholic.
Rude: Dear God! That's horrible!
Elena: Call the ambulance! Quick! Beer is the only solution! SHOVE IT DOWN HIS THROAT!
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:08 am
Tifa: What do you mean you want to be with Aerith instead of me? She's dead!
Cloud: So? *Goes and defiles the corpse*
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:01 pm
Vincent: I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:21 pm
~little girl pulls on Sephiroth's hair~
Sephiroth: "What?"
~little girl gives bambi eyes~ Hug?
Sephiroth: Must...Resist...Cuteness... ~grabs little girl in bear hug~
~little girls spine breaks~ X.x
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:29 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:50 am
Cloud: Hey, Aerith, I really hate being dependant on so... go get beefed up.
Aerith: Well, if you really want me to...
*Aerith goes and over doses on steriods. She soon becomes the She-Hulk and Cloud enjoys feeling like the woman. In bed*
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