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Shilo: *Casually* I know he does. Usually Wednesdays they role play. I never would of guessed that Father wanted to be black...

(I don't even know anymore.. Just.. weegee ******** loves penguins..)
Luigi: I ******** love penguins. A lot. -hugs stuffed penguin-
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Pavi: Fratello! You are-a Luigi! And I am-a Mario! (actually, he probably would say that.. XD)
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Graverobber: Drugs 'r bad, mmkeh.
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Nathan: -does pretty much this-

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Corpse!Marni: Do I look like your girlfriend?
(another one in this train of thought)

corpse!marni: In my restless dreams.. I see that town.. Silent Hill The Genetic Opera.. You promised me you'd take me there again someday. But you never did.. Well, I'm alone there now... (in that little tiny room).. waiting for you..


(Ohh, silent hill. My one other vice. XD)
(aaand more silent hill. -shot-)
[also, I don't even know when this would take place.. after the opera? though NATHAN LIVES XD]

(door clicks open)
shilo: I'm home, dad! Listen.. something crazy is going on..
[nathan is sitting at the table; a scalpel slut and Graverobber are lurking in the background for no reason whatsoever]
Nathan: -creepy robot voice- shilo, you're back! What happened?
shilo: well, it's like this.. -flashback- And that's about it.
nathan: -still creepy robot voice- oh my poor little shilo. I can't believe that! I'm going to GeneCo and I'm gonna bust some heads! -ninja pose, breaks piece of wood Graverobber was holding all kungfu style-
shilo: oh dad, you're the coolest!

-nathan goes all ninja repo man on the genterns and stuff, and then the geneco building explodes for no reason whatsoever-


and then everybody starts singing this song
(but with NEW words. XD)
Graverobber: Come on, kiddies, gather around!
scalpel sluts: -cheer incoherent zydrate-fueled mumbling-
graverobber: now, tell me everyone, Aren't you sick and tired of that ol' Repo! ending?
That's right! be honest!
Honesty helps you grow big and strong!
Okay, you fine youngsters, let's sing the Repo! song!

Ready? and-a one, and-a two, and-a one, two, five, seven.

Everybody sing the repo! song
Come on, friends - lets sing along

We'll start with Amber.
You all don't have to sing!

Amber, Amber
Shes oh so nice, and I'm glad.
She gives us all candy and money to spend.
Just be sure you dont get her mad.

Everybody sing the Repo! song
Come on, friends - lets sing along

Next up is Luigi.
Here we go!

Luigi, Luigi
He's such a good boy, it's true.
He walks old ladies across the street.
But he's selfish and so willful, too.

Everybody sing the Repo! song
Come on, friends - lets sing along

Now on to Nathan... Nathaaan.

nathan, Nathan
He's not really a true-blue repo man
He gets up awful early and smells of the sea.
Because he sells fish on the sly.

Everybody sing the Repo! song
Come on, friends - lets sing along

Last but not least, Shilo!

Shilo, Shilo
Divorced with two kids of her own.
It's so hard to raise 'em and still go to work.
A young mom who goes it alone.

Everybody sing the Repo! song
Come on, friends - lets sing along


(also, it's NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE.. XD)

Nathan: Have you seen a little girl, black hair, just turned seventeen last month? (silent hill.. again. XD)

Graverobber: All hail the MAGIC CONCH. (Oh spongebob.)

Some more Shakespeare, anyone?



Rotti: I bear a charmed life, which must not yield to one of woman born.
Nathan: Despair thy charm; And let the angel whom thou still hast served tell thee, Shilo was from her mother's womb untimely ripp'd!
Rotti: Oh sh-
Shilo: D:< *shoots Rotti*

Macbeth. Being the title character and not the name of the play of course. Hoho. I loved reading it last year.

Amber: This time, Baby, I'll be bulletproof~ [I could picture her singing that in reference to her beloved Z. >n>]

Rotti: MMMYEHS.

Mag: "You have your mothers eyes her hair-"
Shilo: "b***h I'm bald."
Mag: ". . . .nevermind then." -turns and leaves-

-high fives-

*dies a little inside from laughing so hard at the thought of Luigi singing 90s electronica*