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 Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:19 pm
Granted, but it's a publishing company that does nothing but trashy tabloids, so no other employer wants to hire you. (a la Untouchable. I love that show! whee ) I wish I had the recipe for this crepe dish that my French professor in college used to cook for dinner parties. (Random, I know. But I'm hungry! blaugh )
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:44 am
Granted, but while making them, you accidentally drop in a full shaker of salt
I wish I could poop gold (without dying or horrible pain)and my sweat turned to diamonds as the drops dried.
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:08 pm
Granted, but gold and diamonds are now completely WORTHLESS! twisted
I wish I had a black lace parasol. (In real life, I mean.)
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:37 pm
Granted! But your parasol contains live, mutated strains of the plague.
I wish that I could use the washer and dryer at my house to wash my own clothes without having to finish everyone else's laundry just to get a turn.
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:20 pm
Granted, but now there's a leak in the pipes and the water is all brown and nasty.
I wish i was a multi-talented man who could perform many tricks for fame and wealth...in bed.
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:44 pm
That sounded so wrong! rofl
Granted! But, bedbugs are the only ones who appreciate your tricks, and they pay you in monopoly money that they found under the bed.
I wish that my feet and back didn't ache.
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:30 pm
Granted! But now your teeth do.
I wish i had a perfect set of perfectly healthy teeth.
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 12:42 am
Granted! But they come from a horse, and they don't quite fit your mouth.
I wish I had the power of teleportation.
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 5:45 pm
Granted, by it works by going through a mucus dimension and when You reappear, you're covered in it.
I wish my mom would actually listen to me instead of cutting me off or trying to ram her ideas down my throat.
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 6:59 pm
Granted! But now your mom is an android/brain controlled human like in The Stepford Wives. (I never have been able to figure out which of those is done to the wives.)
I wish that I were a successful publisher with a great apartment and a very sweet and affectionate boyfriend.
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:44 am
A wish, so clean, sublime, serene I surely have to grant
A career, a home, and a boy to call your own
but after marriage , his nuts gets ravaged and now you cannot bone
A wish for me? Hoorah, the glee!
I wish to be, from my lust, set free!
To only have appropriate carnal desire
to control the want to touch and taste
to kiss and hold and please
to not inspire their right ire
but hold respect across the seas
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:42 pm
You have been freed from carnal desire,
And your heart is filled with joy and no ire.
A maiden most fair is now your object of love,
A love pure and sanctioned by heaven above.
But, to another this maiden is betrothed,
Thus this maiden's soft hands ye shall never hold.
And on with my turn, I make a request
I wish that I shall pass this find a job test
A job that is stable and pays decent wages
Is my heart's aim, and that I not wait for age.
(I'm having fun writing in poetic verse with you!) xd
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:53 am
Granted, but it's cleaning the crap (literally) out of places.
I also enjoyed it. Maybe we should just randomly use it and the other person has to respond in kind?
I wish I could draw so magnificently that people across the world would know of my talent.
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:09 pm
Granted! But, your art makes people commit suicide, so it is locked up far beneath government buildings.
I wish that I had nice humidity controlled room that would house my own personal library.
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:01 pm
granted, but the control of the humidity is set specifically to the "mess books up" setting
I wish I could roll dice with such skill as to always get the result I want.
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