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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 11:28 am
Not granted.You think you can fly and you jump off a cliff and fall down on to spikes.
I wish for Everynothing!~
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 1:15 pm
Granted. The gu who gives out wishes doesn't know what that is so he gives you an apple.
I wish for a turkey breast sandwich on rye with pickles, cheese, mayo, tomatoes and no extra, unwanted attachments.
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 2:17 pm
Granted, but before you get to bite it...I eats it.
I wish I had more time to do homework.
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 5:27 pm
Granted. You are now in jail. You have nothing but time to do your homework.
I wish I could control... evil!
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 2:19 am
You do control evil but only for a nanosecond of your life then it kills you.
I wish People wish that they could wish they never stepped on that fish in a dish wish so people get pished.
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 6:20 pm
Granted. Everyone explodes from your confusing wish.
I wish for cake!
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 2:38 am
You get cake but it teleports away when you try to eat it
I wish impossibility impossible.
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 11:16 am
granted but since its impossible the wish granter does the impossible by killing you with a piece of paper...
i wish my wireless internet was faster...
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 7:02 pm
granted, it became so fast that your computer couldn't pick it up
i wish there were no more EOCTs or Final exams
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 12:47 am
Granted, but now becasue there is no filter the upper schools and better jobs become overfull and you can't get a job or go to school.
I wish I had endless money that wasn't counterfeit and couldn't be tracked to me at all.
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 2:27 am
Granted but after you get all the money all the people around you just try and steal it from you, you get shot from a robber and die.
I wish that i could become a vampire
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 1:05 pm
you do get to be a vampire...but an enemy vampire immanently ribs u apart and burns you.
i wish i lived somewhere else
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 1:15 pm
granted you now live next door
i wish i had my own nimbus cloud
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 8:16 pm
Granted but you are impure and can't ride it.
I wish Dragon Ball Evolution never happened.
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Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 2:17 am
Granted.No way am i corrupting that.
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