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 Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:39 am
THE TRUTH ABOUT VINCENT'S ARM (not to be taken literally)
Cloud: Hey, Vincent. What's up with your golden arm? Is that thing real?
Vincent: Of course it's real. I got it when i got in a fight with Lucretia. It was her PMS time and in a fit of rage, she took a sword and chopped my arm off. I kicked her out of the mansion and created a new arm out of gold.
Cloud: *bangs on the arm* That is not real gold. It's just cardboard with aluminum foil painted in gold.
Vincent: No it's not!
Cloud: Look!
Vincent: *bangs on his arm* Holy crap! Someone stole my arm! Where is it?
Yuffie: Hey, Vincent. Guess what? I just bought your gold arm off of E-Bay!
Vincent: What the hell was my arm doing on E-Bay?
Cloud: Remeber the New Year's Eve party? You got so drunk that you bet your arm in a game of poker against Sephiroth. He beat you and took your arm.
Vincent: Damn.... redface
Sephiroth: Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your S%$^ and get out!
Cloud: crying Sephiroth is being mean *runs off*
*Barret comes in* Barret: Dammit Sephiroth! That's the twentieth person you scared out of here! Do you want us to shut down the store?
Sephiroth: Silence, I Kill you!
Barret: Don't you start with that Jeff Dunham bullcrap.
Sephiroth: Grrrr......
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:48 am
-unsure if this has been done-
Cid: Coffee, please.
Barret: I feel pretty!
Rufus: Woof!
Cloud: Maybe I should go brunette?
Scarlet: thanks for last night Rufus
Rufus: What do you mean?
Scarlet: Don't play dumb, you came into my office on all fours and we had very violent sex that night, right there on the desk.
Rufus: That wasn't me, I was busy with Tseng all last night
Scarlet: Who else in this building has orange fur?
Rufus: I believe Hojo was a specimen that fits the description
*in the labs*
Red XIII: I may be a beast but I still need to get laid every now and again.
Vincent: Lucrecia was a whore, she had it comming.
Barret: I'm %*@&#xin;g sick of their being two cussing badasses on this ship. Cid, I challenge you to a swear-off!
Cid: You're on! $!*^!
Barret: Damn!
Cid: $&#%!
Barret: Mother%$&@er!
Cloud: Hey, Tifa, bet ya Cid wins.
Tifa: You're on, Barret can easily win!
Cid: b*****d!
Barret: Er...er.... Muff?
Cid: Muff? MUFF? No way! I win!
Tifa: ... s**t. What do ou want?
Cloud: I'll tell you when I want it.
Tifa: ...
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:15 pm
Barret: hey cloud lets go on a date...
o w8 that can actually happen XD
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:14 pm
Vincent :: *Pokes Aerith* Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, he-
Aerith :: WHAT?!?!?!! *Snarl*
Vincent :: n_n I love you! *Pecks cheek and frollicks off*
Aerith :: ... o_O What... the... Hell...?
Barret :: OOOOOOH~~ Someone has a boyfriend~~~~
Aerith :: Barret, shut the F*** up. >_>
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:40 am
Aeris: F**K!
Tifa: F**K!
Cloud: F**K!
Barret: I rape cats. blaugh
Cait Sith: F**K
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:14 am
Red XIII: *rolling around the ground like a dog would, gets up, and shakes* Brushed and ready for the day. ^^
Cait Sith: *after being dropped by a kid, he malfunctions and all he can say is...* Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow *The Meow Mix Song*
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:43 am
Sephiroth: I could really use a scrunchie
Cloud: O_O
Sephiroth: YEAH YOU HEARD ME!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:49 am
*going to FF8*
Selphie: Of course I dont eat sugar before going on trains
Everyone: *all turn away and go into there room*
Selphie: *Pulls out a bag of sugar and sniffs some*
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:51 am
*Zack talking to Cloud*
Zack: This one time with Angeal...*rambles on*
Cloud: *Cloud not listening* Oh god not again
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:54 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:04 am
Sephiroth: For those about rock!!
Cloud: We
Yuffie: Saa
Barrett: Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuute you!
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:39 pm
Sephiroth: Hey Cloud! let me sing you you're favorite song!
Cloud: Oh no....not that! Anything but that! eek
Sephiroth: *Sings the "I Love You" song from Barney*
Cloud: Hey Barret, come here!
Barret: What is it?
Cloud: *takes Barret's gun-arm and starts shooting Sephiroth* Sephiroth, shut the $%&^ up!
Cloud: So, Nanaki, I heard that you're starting you're acting career today
Red XIII: Yeah, I'm supposed to be sponsoring some kind of dog shampoo. It's kind of awkward.
Cloud: Don't worry, we'll root for you.
***Later that night***
*Everyone is crowded around the TV*
Announcer: Do you have a dirty dog? *Shows Red XIII covered in mud* Then use Shinrampoo! It will turn any dirty dog into a clean and amazing beast.
*washes Red XIII with the shampoo and Red XIII is replaced by a beautiful white wolf* Amazing, isn't it?
Red XIII: Please....turn it off. The commercial sucked.
Cloud: No no, it was.....good sweatdrop Right everyone?
Yuffie: I wonder if the announcer has any materia I can steal.
Cid: Ummm.....can I blow myself up with my rocket? That was the crappiest commercial ever.
Cait Sith: I'd rather be running the games at the Golden Saucer than see that again.
Vincent:..... blaugh
Aerith: Don't worry, Nanaki, I'm sure you'll get a better role next time.
Tifa: Yeah! I don't think nobody else saw that.
***Over at Shinra company***
Rufus: blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh That was the funniest commercial ever!
Reno: I think we should send that to America's funniest home videos, yo.
Rude: That was pretty good
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:36 pm
Tifa: Cloud...we've been dateing for some years now and I was just curious if-
Cloud: Spit it out.
Tifa: We-
Cloud: OUT WITH IT ALREADY!
Tifa: I'M TRYING IF YOU WOULD SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE! Are we ever gonna have sex?! It's been like 4 years now!
Cloud: Oh well um...I uh...I-
Tifa: Out with it!
Cloud: I can't... I just can't...
Tifa: ...Does this have anything to do with your Todger?
Cloud: Todger?
Tifa: Tackle, Winky, Willy, Weener, Nob, Dong, Shlong, c**k, p***k-
Reno: *Randomly pops out from the shade* She means your p***s.
Cloud: LEAVE ME ALONE! THE DOCTOR COULD NEVER FIND IT! *Runs away crying*
Tifa: ...Let him borrow yours.
Reno: THESE DON'T DETATCH YOU TWOT!!!
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:43 am
Vincent:: Reno... I have something to tell you... *deep breath* I'm... I'm pregnant...
Reno:: ... o-o R-Really...? Am I gonna be a daddy?! *Happy*
Vincent:: Yes and no... You see.... Zack's the father...
Reno:: ...! WHAT?! *Happy world come crashing down*
Zack:: YEAH! *Pokes Reno* Your men are sterile!! xDDDD WOOOT!
Vincent:: ... ^^;;;
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