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 Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:39 am
Cloud: Avalanche is great
Barret: Sure it is rolleyes
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Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:05 pm
Sephiroth: *humming the My Little Pony teme song*
Cloud: Oh my god! You are a fan of My Little Pony?!?
Sephiroth: Well, ever since I was given these ponies, i had a sick obsession with them.
Cloud: That is so funny! Hey everyone, let's point and laugh at Sephiroth, or should i say Sephie.
****Cloud and the others laugh mercilessly at Sephiroth***
Sephiroth: DAMN YOU CLOUD!!!!!!! I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!
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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:40 pm
The Phantom Randumbness - Randumb Lines Episode II
Sephiroth: So, Tifa...What do you want to name our disgusting love jut of a child?
Tifa: Hmm............................................Poon Tang!
Sephiroth: Wh...What? Poon Tang? What the hell type of name is that? It doesn't even sound imposing! Or plausible for that matter!
Tifa: Yeah, but it's got to be embarrassing, getting killed by some one called poon tang...
Sephiroth: I implore you to reconsider.
Tifa: Nope, Poon Tang it is.
Sephiroth: Then, you leave me no choice...(Kills Tifa and unborn baby)
Cloud: Tifa!!!
Sephiroth: She had it coming!
Cloud: No, I don't care about that...I just wanted to let her know that I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance!
Sephiroth: By switching to Geico?
Cloud: Geico? What the hell is that?
*Tifa's spirit emerges onto the scene
Tifa's Spirit: Cloud!!! You get all emotional when Sephiroth kills Aerith, but you don't even give it a second thought when he kills me! That's it! Both of you are going down!!!
Cloud and Sephiroth: Oh schnaps!!!
To be continued in...
Attack of the Randumbness - Randumb Lines Episode III
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:32 am
Sephiroth: I didn't kill aeris for no reason i killed her so that i could protect you cloud she was going to kill you if you saved her that day
cloud: What ..............
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:59 pm
cloud: what you doing tifa
tifa: what oh its nothing
cloud: what it sure looks like something
tifa: no no its not
cloud: did you get another pet
tifa: no why are you asking
MEOW
cloud: ...........
tifa: oh lol opps
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 11:19 pm
Sephiroth:cloud I think we should settle our differences shall we?
Cloud:uhh wht are you talking about?
Sephiroth:cloud I'm sorry for everything I have done so love me!
Cloud surprised .o what have you become?!
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 10:48 am
Cloud: Ow, what a headache
Medic from Half-Life 2: Medkit?
Cloud: Sure what.... where did you come from?
Medic: In city 17, I was following Dr. Freeman mindlessly. Then I ended up here.
Rebel also from Half-Life 2: -=goes up=- where is Dr Freeman, I was following him one moment then he was gone
Medic: Weird huh?
[Both the Medic and Rebel are female]
Breen runs past
Cloud: What the hell!? Thinks are getting weirder and weirder
Gordon goes after Breen with crowbar
Tifa: Woah, cool, that guy used a crowbar!
Cloud: Lame
Cid: Woah, never seen anything like that
Yuffie: I wonder if he has any materia I could steal!
Tifa: Doesn't look like he uses materia... awesome
Medic: Wait Dr. Freeman!
Medic and Rebel follow
Tifa: Damn, some competion
Sephiroth kills Breen
Gordon: ...
Medic: ...
Rebel: ... So that means its over?
Sephiroth: Far from it!
Medic:.... Combine?
Sephiroth:... No
Rebel: Then its over for us since there don't seam to be any combine around
Barney[Another character from Half-Life]: -=Pops out of nowhere with cases of beer=- PARTY!
Gordon: biggrin
Tifa: -=behind Gordon: Hi!
Gordon: -=Look=- surprised
Bikki: AHHHHHH!!! -=hits everyone with crowbar exept for Sephorth and Gordon=--=leaves
Gordon: -=takes beer from Barney=- smile
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 11:39 am
Sephiroth: Clooooud, Momma says she wants to meet you~
Cloud: Why? I've met your Momma before.
Sephiroth: Momma says she wants to meet the carrier of my baby, of course!
Cloud: Oh! Why didn't you say so?
*Cloud and Sephiroth proceed to hold hands and skip merrily to Jenova's.....house?*
Sephiroth: Hi Momma! I brought him! Did you know it was Cloud? Huh? Didja?
Jenova: *SCREECH*
Sephiroth: Er, she says that's lovely, and invites you to be-- I mean stay for dinner.
Cloud: Um, that's fine. Mommy made me soup earlier. So Sephy, do you want to go....play some games? I can get a hotel room...?
Sephiroth: Kyaaaa~ Yes, I wanna play! Your bum is lonely, isn't it?
Cloud: *blush* ....very.
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 10:08 pm
Vincent:I love everybody, everything is so cheery, etc.
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 6:56 am
@_@ A lot of...gay jokes...way too many.
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:23 am
Well, I don't mean my gay jokes to be offensive, if that's what you mean. Sorry if they are. >< As a Yaoi fan though, it's in my nature. xD
Sephiroth: Mom, I don't really wanna destroy civilization. Can't I just play Squabble with Cloud and his friends? It's my favorite game....
Jenova: *SCREECH*
Sephiroth: O-okay Mommy....*begins to cry miserably, then PHS rings* ...hullo? Oh, hi Cloud...no, I'm not allowed. Maybe you could come over later though? Okay! I love youu~ See you later.
Jenova: *SCREECH*
Sephiroth: Go away Mom! ><
Jenova: *flops away*
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 12:41 pm
Sephiroth: Rain drops keep falling on my head... but that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red! (hums song)
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:29 am
Cloud: *playing on Tifa's piano* This is easy! Look, I can play Moonlight Sonata!
Tifa: Cloud! What the hell are you doing to my piano?
Cloud: Ummmm........playing it?
Tifa: No! Your manly hands are going to break it. Go play with Sephy!
Cloud: But I don't wanna!
Tifa: Too bad, your momma has given you an order nd you must do it.
Cloud: *sighs* fine, mommy.
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:42 pm
Cloud: F*** you Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: When and were?
KoS (Me): I want teh yogurtz!!! Give meh teh Yogurtz or I kill u wit my VIIctory dance!
Total-Bishie: Do what my BYBFL says or I'll scar you for life!
Cloud: Who the flyin f*** are these weirdos?
Sephiroth: ANSWER ME CLOUD!
Tifa's Spirit: Gah! I kill you ALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Shnaps!!!!!!!
End of Act~
Side Note: Jenova War coming soon Bishie! As for Randumb Lines...yeah, that's done with...This was my last nod to it with Tifa's Spirit...
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:29 am
Vincent: *skipping around in Wutai, singing* It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood... it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood... *continues to sing*
Cloud: VINCENT! We're trying to get out materia back from Yuffie! You can skip later!
Aerith: oO
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Rufus: I'm expecting results.
Heidegger: Umm... cookies? *hods out a plate full of cookies*
Rufus: D< THOSE AREN'T THE RESULTS I WANTED!
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